Worst Movie ever

chodadog · 05-02-2004

Born Killer, without a doubt. Not to be mistaken with Natural Born Killers, by the way. I saw it years ago when i was about 15. I'll tell you what i told the video store clerk when she tried to argue the point with me about their money back satisfaction guarantee. By the way. It's set on a paintball field, if my memory serves me correctly.

"Half way through the movie, the "hero" finds a shed full of paintballs and paintball equipment. He then empties a bunch of paintballs and replaces the paint with some rather conveniently placed petrol. He then ties a rag around the end of the barrel of his skirmish rifle, sets it on fire, and all of a sudden he has a make-do grenade launcher (what the fuck?). Of course, this only took about 20 minutes and he has enough ammo to destroy a small country. So he goes about with this flaming skirmish gun, propelling little explosive paintballs at the bad guys. I want my money back."

If someone had told me you could make a bad movie about exploding paintballs before i saw Born Killer, i'd have called them a liar. How naive and innocent i was.

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05-02-2004	#22
chodadog Members Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 372	Born Killer, without a doubt. Not to be mistaken with Natural Born Killers, by the way. I saw it years ago when i was about 15. I'll tell you what i told the video store clerk when she tried to argue the point with me about their money back satisfaction guarantee. By the way. It's set on a paintball field, if my memory serves me correctly. "Half way through the movie, the "hero" finds a shed full of paintballs and paintball equipment. He then empties a bunch of paintballs and replaces the paint with some rather conveniently placed petrol. He then ties a rag around the end of the barrel of his skirmish rifle, sets it on fire, and all of a sudden he has a make-do grenade launcher (what the fuck?). Of course, this only took about 20 minutes and he has enough ammo to destroy a small country. So he goes about with this flaming skirmish gun, propelling little explosive paintballs at the bad guys. I want my money back." If someone had told me you could make a bad movie about exploding paintballs before i saw Born Killer, i'd have called them a liar. How naive and innocent i was.