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>The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous
>staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week.
>When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood
>the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the
>purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
>The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only
>rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally
>written for other products, that captured the essence of
>Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
>
>About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions
>and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and
>camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for
>everyone.
>
>10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!
>
>09. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
>
>08. Viagra, Like a rock!
>
>07. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be
> there overnight.
>
>06. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
>
>05. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
>
>04. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a
> woman.
>
>03. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
>
>02. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
>
>And the unanimous number one slogan
>
>01. This is your penis... This is your penis on drugs.
>