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Old 04-22-2009   #1
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What happens when you use someone's birthcertificate you stole to fight a dmca and forge documents to Weasel your way out of it?

You sign up to facebook and ask his wife to ask him to take it down!





wonder what else I should ask her...
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Old 04-22-2009   #2
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oh and jay is getting a payment for the account you ran up, a bigger one than you can take care of. I did pay the rent hehe. Don't worry Im not mad, you got in debt with CaveCreek about 3 grand but I'm sure it grew since your meal ticket left. Jay will be taken care of, he tried to do the right thing. And like I said Im really not mad sweetie, I'm laughing. Your playing with fire, I learned a lot from you So cute you try lol
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Old 04-22-2009   #3
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Ok well Im not "honoring your private messages. No I can't have blackmail on my record cuz uh... Im not blackmailing you I didn't say I would do anything to you, I just miss your wife. Haven't seen her in like a year! So I probably should have started with a friendly hello instead of just ask her to ask you to take my site down, no address so she won't see your cock on it. See I have a better heart than you but you really turn it black. I guess I should say hi next time and catch up on things with her next time I feel the urge to speak to her. It's really been too long.

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Go to police for what? One I didn't post your name on this board Two I feel uncomfortable with private messaging with some men So I thought you'd appreciate the communication. Oh, is that bench warrant there for not paying your fines and driving without a license or insurance? Please don't get pulled over on the way to the police station. I dont want them to find out you faked your community service and end up in jail due to technicalities. Oh and that report in knox might come up so I just dont want you to be sad. Poor thing *hugs*
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This is sort of like hearing one side of a phone conversation.
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More or less warning someone to back off without direct contact.
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A stinky situation for sure! Good luck.
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More or less warning someone to back off without direct contact.
take out an ad on craigslist. You need to post the other half of this convo or its just a waste of ink and makes you look creepy as fuck.
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take out an ad on craigslist. You need to post the other half of this convo or its just a waste of ink and makes you look creepy as fuck.
I understood her message loud and clear, and it wasn't even directed at me.
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I understood her message loud and clear, and it wasn't even directed at me.
For those of us who don't, could you please explain the drama, T?
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take out an ad on craigslist. You need to post the other half of this convo or its just a waste of ink and makes you look creepy as fuck.
From what I understand taking out an ad on Craigs List is how most of this started.

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For those of us who don't, could you please explain the drama, T?
If dude persists, dirty laundry will get aired publicly. See, not that complicated at all.
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If dude persists, dirty laundry will get aired publicly. See, not that complicated at all.
I believe you Toby, but at first glance it sure looks like stalking. Hanging out personal dirty laundry in public. Something I would expect on boards other than Oprano. Those of the Clampett persuasion.

I think if you are going to do shit like this, it should be a broadside. Walk it like you talk it. Let us (the intended audience obviously) make an informed decision and choose sides. Otherwise it is cheesy, mousy and undignified at best.

And it seems the only threads she starts here are of the someone done someone wrong song variety. In particular, Erika.
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I actually don't think we're the intended audience; this feels to me as though someone is contacting her directly and there's an attempt to answer without directly responding.

I feel like the other party is the intended audience 'cos she knows they're going to read whatever she puts up, but this way she doesn't actively engage them.
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No idea what this is about but if what people here say is her aim I personally prefer the direct approach of just saying shut the hell up. LOL
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I actually don't think we're the intended audience; this feels to me as though someone is contacting her directly and there's an attempt to answer without directly responding.

I feel like the other party is the intended audience 'cos she knows they're going to read whatever she puts up, but this way she doesn't actively engage them.
Not sure about that, Lizz. If that is the case, then it is a waste of ink. Drive by grudge spam, really. She has a history of this.
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I think it's a scam.
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Well, where's the next chapter?
Scam or not, it's interesting.
I wanna know the whole story!

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