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Old 04-19-2009   #1
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Linda from Belleair, Florida writes,

"Dear Buckwheat, I just started seeing a much younger man who wants to perform the “Rear Admiral “during sex. What the heck is it and should I do it?


Dear Linda,

This is a Buckwheat favorite!

While both of you are standing, you bend over and he starts getting it from behind (be sure not to hold on to anything). He then drives his hips into your backside pushing you forward. He becomes an Admiral when he can push you around the room without crashing into anything not using his hands to grab onto your hips.

And yes, do it Bitch!
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Old 04-19-2009   #2
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Linda from Belleair, Florida writes,

"Dear Buckwheat, I just started seeing a much younger man who wants to perform the “Rear Admiral “during sex. What the heck is it and should I do it?


Dear Linda,

This is a Buckwheat favorite!

While both of you are standing, you bend over and he starts getting it from behind (be sure not to hold on to anything). He then drives his hips into your backside pushing you forward. He becomes an Admiral when he can push you around the room without crashing into anything not using his hands to grab onto your hips.

And yes, do it Bitch!
Where you been lazy ass?
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Where you been lazy ass?
I’m a gentleman of leisure . . . . . so I been leisuring!
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I’m a gentleman of leisure . . . . . so I been leisuring!
Hellpuppy will be coveting that title now.
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Old 04-19-2009   #5
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Hellpuppy will be coveting that title now.
He's got the ride! Just needs some style . . . . may I suggest something from the " B Wheat Collection"

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