'Porn inspector' demands free videos

gonzo · 08-12-2008

LONGMONT, Colo. - A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.

He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try.

Authorities said Monday that the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit.

"It was inventive on his part, I'll give him that," Lewis said.
The business card didn't have anyone's name on it, but the store gave officers surveillance video of the man. Police are looking for him.

bluemoney · 08-12-2008

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Originally Posted by gonzo

. . the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit. . . "

He should have known no one would fall for that shit. Now if he said he were from the " meat beaters unit" well . .

gonzo · 08-12-2008

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Originally Posted by bluemoney

He should have known no one would fall for that shit. Now if he said he were from the " meat beaters unit" well . .

Scamming fucks in this business are creating a more educated consumer. It was only a matter of time before they started running their own game.

PervertInPueblaMexico · 08-22-2008

Reminds me of those Female Body Inspector shirts I have seen...

ali25extreme · 08-23-2008

I think that it is funny stuff

08-12-2008	#1
gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	'Porn inspector' demands free videos LONGMONT, Colo. - A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said. He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try. Authorities said Monday that the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit. "It was inventive on his part, I'll give him that," Lewis said. The business card didn't have anyone's name on it, but the store gave officers surveillance video of the man. Police are looking for him. __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale

08-22-2008	#4
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