Mercedes BENDS

[gonzo]

Last night I decided to park downstairs close to the community post office for the condos that temporarily house Oprano HQ in Charlotte.

Its a fairly nice place. You have several resturants downstairs and a Starbucks directly 2 floors below me. So the neighboorhood is pretty nice and when those basketball tourneys come to town I am recessed enough to be insulated from the natives.

So last night I decided to park on the lower level long enough to get my mail and proceed upstairs to the secured garage.

I snagged the last place but before I could get out of the car this Mercedes parks right up beside me and the the jackass gets out and bashes the side of my car in.

So I get out on the other side and ask them "Hey Mercedes dude...whats up with that?"

The guy must be related to some of you dick wavers that come here from time to time to impress us with your worldly knowledge and vast wealth becasue he played the indignant card.

He told me I shouldnt have parked so close to the line and essentially... hell it was a Mercedes. He kept walking and tossed a if you dont like it sue me back my way as he swaggered toward the bar and mentioned something to the security guard.

The security around here is uptight and very anal. They have been dispensed some authority and it gives them a sense of power and attitude. However I had already encountered Clyde the weekend and nightly security guy.

Clyde takes his job serious and had recently ran afoul of my mexican furniture delivery guys a few weeks ago. While they played no speakee engrish they unlaoded all of my shit in a no parking zone.

I realized that things were going to be tough when Clyde is around so wisely I spent some face time with Clyde and took him a large cup of Starbucks in his very own travel mug [alas not one of the Oprano Millionaires Travel Mugs with the dishwashable/removable logo]. Me and Clyde are good.

He came down to see what was going on power walking like Fred Sanford when he immediatly spied the problem. Mr Mercedes was parked in a tow away zone!

Clyde must have a red hot line to the tow company becasue they were there before I could walk in and get my mail. With Clyde supervising Big Johnny was jacking up that Mercedes with the alarm blaring.

For some reason the way he had hooked it up put the bumper into a bind.

Big Johnny just shrugged and laughed..."Mercedes Bends" as he wheeled off slinging that SUV in tow.

[Rcourt64]

Fucking bible belt benz driving dipshit.
I would have enjoyed seeing the look on his face when he returned to discover his ride was gone.

[Mediaguy]

Dude, the logo is STILL on my travel mug... i cherish the thing, too...

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Mediaguy

Dude, the logo is STILL on my travel mug... i cherish the thing, too...

I had to pick up tin cans for years to be able to afford those.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by gonzo

I had to pick up tin cans for years to be able to afford those.

Aside from the cheap cup marketing blop.
What is it exactly your successful in creating, promoting, innovating, modifying, presenting, or inventing into the adult industry????
Mind if I ask you Mr. GonZo?
or will I just get another Gonzolian language reply?

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Aside from the cheap cup marketing blop.
What is it exactly your successful in creating, promoting, innovating, modifying, presenting, or inventing into the adult industry????
Mind if I ask you Mr. GonZo?
or will I just get another Gonzolian language reply?

Ive never claimed to have done any of the above.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Ive never claimed to have done any of the above.

I'm aware of this, I'm also aware I don't know and never discussed what your role or claim of respect from your colleagues and persona presents thought the adult Internet industry.
I'm not trying to sound insulting by any manner, "even though this rep follows me"
I just got wondering after re reading about the cups again, my thoughts reminded me, I never got quite clear whats your role in the adult industry was again?

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

I'm aware of this, I'm also aware I don't know and never discussed what your role or claim of respect from your colleagues and persona presents thought the adult Internet industry.
I'm not trying to sound insulting by any manner, "even though this rep follows me"
I just got wondering after re reading about the cups again, my thoughts reminded me, I never got quite clear whats your role in the adult industry was again?

Oh thats simple.
Im a big fat fucking nobody.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Oh thats simple.
Im a big fat fucking nobody.

and whats that?

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

and whats that?

http://www.fatfuckingnobodies.com

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by gonzo

http://www.fatfuckingnobodies.com

whats this for?
http://www.evilempire.com/

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

whats this for?
http://www.evilempire.com/

Ask the person who owns it.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Ask the person who owns it.

If I use your services:
http://www.fatfuckingnobodies.com if payment in bacon is accepted, can this be done in live feed?
and you guys possibly have a preview template portfolio or something the FFN work?
And im not referring to pics of ice cream with pie either.

and since we've made down 13 replies still not knowing what you do?...


and thats not your domain anymore? i thought it belonged to you?
I'd like to know what The Thoughts Of Humans will consist of?
thats why I ask.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

If I use your services:
http://www.fatfuckingnobodies.com if payment in bacon is accepted, can this be done in live feed?
and you guys possibly have a preview template portfolio or something the FFN work?
And im not referring to pics of ice cream with pie either.

and since we've made down 13 replies still not knowing what you do?...


and thats not your domain anymore? i thought it belonged to you?
I'd like to know what The Thoughts Of Humans will consist of?
thats why I ask.

R -
Are you trying to hire me?

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by gonzo

R -
Are you trying to hire me?

Cuantos Donuts questa??

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Cuantos Donuts questa??

Somebody page the Crazy White Devil Woman . . . I need a translation.

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Aside from the cheap cup marketing blop.
What is it exactly your successful in creating, promoting, innovating, modifying, presenting, or inventing into the adult industry????
Mind if I ask you Mr. GonZo?
or will I just get another Gonzolian language reply?

Well, he entertains me. Does that count?

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Somebody page the Crazy White Devil Woman . . . I need a translation.

What am I hiring here? if this was the case.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

What am I hiring here? if this was the case.

A lot of adwords knowledge for one. And I know how you LOVE ad words.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by gonzo

A lot of adwords knowledge for one. And I know how you LOVE ad words.

at least you didnt say the "G" word.

Im thinking of starting to upload content, The way I see it is, if rhetorical can promote and sell ungly stuff,
Then I should do well also. right?

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

at least you didnt say the "G" word.

Im thinking of starting to upload content, The way I see it is, if rhetorical can promote and sell ungly stuff,
Then I should do well also. right?

Talk to Amber.

http://www.clipclinic.com

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Talk to Amber.

http://www.clipclinic.com

why are most content producer going over seas?
please leave the issue of cheap labor out please.

[Jim_Gunn]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Talk to Amber.

http://www.clipclinic.com

Gonzo, is this actually live? I heard about this from someone just today and I want to get in early. I am ready to create a store for my exclusive content there if the back end is ready for studios to upload.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn

Gonzo, is this actually live? I heard about this from someone just today and I want to get in early. I am ready to create a store for my exclusive content there if the back end is ready for studios to upload.

It is live. But its new.

The studio back end is ready.