I Hang My Head And Cry

gonzo · 04-07-2008

Friday night I got talked into going to a Cash Bash.
Thats where 5 cover bands play in one night covers of the Man in Black ,Johnny Cash. And true to form since Ive been up here this was destined to be another fucked up night.

My local tour guide recommended this place called the Cajun Queen for its nonsnooty atmosphere but instead we found ourselves in the hangout for the supposed local Blue Bloods.

After an hour wait [they arent very good at this] we were crammed into the far corner and ordered some more booze and dinner. Then the fun starts.

See the Crazy White Devil Woman has been working on Sundays for a little extra cash at the local hippie dippy freaky deaky bar. To make a long story short she told these folks where she worked at and apparently in this town the starving artists also have an uppity attitude. So they were less than polite or cordial when she told them she worked for a porn company.

I guess they call them starving artists for a reason because seated directly next to us was starving artist "Tripp" and his cleaned up prepster coed along with Momma and Step Daddy Jim and some other drunken elderly woman.

The jackass is promptly introduced to me as the CWDW's coworker which of course subliminally lets this fucker know what I do for work as well.

I guess he had told everyone at the dinner table about the kind of work that we do which made for a tense meal for them and a SMS textfest for us.

If your going to be judgemental about where people work then you should at least make enough money to take out your own date when you turn 30.

We left with a complimentary bourbon pecan pie desert that later served as an air freshener in the car but more on that later.

We got to this place which was originally a place that sold farm gear but apparently the guy was more adept at selling cheap beer. So the place is now a bar of sorts but the cheap beer remains.

Now I know good and damn well not to be drinking PBR no matter how cheap it is but when they run out of everything else - you get to enjoy the bounty of PBR chilling in the Barbie purse of the CWDW.

PBR brings you many friends as they all figured if your drinking the swill then you are one of them. And the fellows of Charlotte have proven that even a bubba can have no shame as they will troll for ass just like the brothers of Atlanta regardless of whos standing there. Oh and lets not forget the roller derby lezzie lickers . . .

At some point - she slips out to drink some peach moonshine (Now you know how the pecan pie got spilled) and here Im left with to hear some PBR wisdom. The bubbas wanted to debate the pros and cons of women with tattoos.

One bubba thought that women with ink are cheap and easy. He seemed to think that a woman with proper upbringing would not stoop to be adorned with these "tribal" markings.

Bubba 2 just thought it looked pretty damn hot and he pointed out that the women in there must agree as he was spotting and commenting on several tattoos.

Of course they all wanted to know my thoughts on the matter. After all I was drinking PBR!

About this time the moonshine drinking with the unknown bubba has been concluded as they await.

My response to Bubba 1 who has previously been asstrolling for a phone number was pretty classic I must admit.

My attitude is that if it makes a woman happy then what harm could it possibly be....of course then I ask moonshine momma when she got that tattoo just below her neck.

All in all I believe its the taboo that sells porn in many cases. The shock value of seeing things youve never seen before or the open availibility that the internet allows the consumer.

Bottom line is no matter how judgemental these guys are in public . . they still buy.

So I will hang my head and cry . . . as laugh I under my breath and cash the checks. You bubbas be judgemental all you want as long as you keep on buying.

I dont care if your using your Momma or drunken stepfathers credit card either.

DragonKing · 04-07-2008

Know your targeted audience!

gonzo · 04-07-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by DragonKing

Know your targeted audience!

Shall I send you a PBR?

gonzo · 04-07-2008

Shrinkilogy Today agrees

http://www.psychologytoday.com/artic...24-000006.html

nikkinefarious · 04-07-2008

Ahhh PBR wisdom...I see you are acclimating yourself well here

bluemoney · 04-07-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo

Shall I send you a PBR?

Don't forget the BBQ Pork Rinds to go with that PBR . . . Good Buddy

JoesHO · 04-08-2008

is PBR an Import?

Toby · 04-08-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesHO

is PBR an Import?

I take it you're not from anywhere close to Milwaukie?

EmporerEJ · 04-08-2008

Come back to civilization Gonzo.....

Here, they would think those things, but not say them.
And they would still buy....more in fact.
But, in the daytime, pretend they don't.

gonzo · 04-08-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesHO

is PBR an Import?

Its GLOBAL import

gonzo · 04-08-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Come back to civilization Gonzo.....

Here, they would think those things, but not say them.
And they would still buy....more in fact.
But, in the daytime, pretend they don't.

Oh I dont care what they say as long as they buy . . . under my ref code that is.

JoesHO · 04-08-2008

MMMMMMmmmmm GLOBAL!

gib mees sum ov DAT

04-07-2008	#1
gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	I Hang My Head And Cry Friday night I got talked into going to a Cash Bash. Thats where 5 cover bands play in one night covers of the Man in Black ,Johnny Cash. And true to form since Ive been up here this was destined to be another fucked up night. My local tour guide recommended this place called the Cajun Queen for its nonsnooty atmosphere but instead we found ourselves in the hangout for the supposed local Blue Bloods. After an hour wait [they arent very good at this] we were crammed into the far corner and ordered some more booze and dinner. Then the fun starts. See the Crazy White Devil Woman has been working on Sundays for a little extra cash at the local hippie dippy freaky deaky bar. To make a long story short she told these folks where she worked at and apparently in this town the starving artists also have an uppity attitude. So they were less than polite or cordial when she told them she worked for a porn company. I guess they call them starving artists for a reason because seated directly next to us was starving artist "Tripp" and his cleaned up prepster coed along with Momma and Step Daddy Jim and some other drunken elderly woman. The jackass is promptly introduced to me as the CWDW's coworker which of course subliminally lets this fucker know what I do for work as well. I guess he had told everyone at the dinner table about the kind of work that we do which made for a tense meal for them and a SMS textfest for us. If your going to be judgemental about where people work then you should at least make enough money to take out your own date when you turn 30. We left with a complimentary bourbon pecan pie desert that later served as an air freshener in the car but more on that later. We got to this place which was originally a place that sold farm gear but apparently the guy was more adept at selling cheap beer. So the place is now a bar of sorts but the cheap beer remains. Now I know good and damn well not to be drinking PBR no matter how cheap it is but when they run out of everything else - you get to enjoy the bounty of PBR chilling in the Barbie purse of the CWDW. PBR brings you many friends as they all figured if your drinking the swill then you are one of them. And the fellows of Charlotte have proven that even a bubba can have no shame as they will troll for ass just like the brothers of Atlanta regardless of whos standing there. Oh and lets not forget the roller derby lezzie lickers . . . At some point - she slips out to drink some peach moonshine (Now you know how the pecan pie got spilled) and here Im left with to hear some PBR wisdom. The bubbas wanted to debate the pros and cons of women with tattoos. One bubba thought that women with ink are cheap and easy. He seemed to think that a woman with proper upbringing would not stoop to be adorned with these "tribal" markings. Bubba 2 just thought it looked pretty damn hot and he pointed out that the women in there must agree as he was spotting and commenting on several tattoos. Of course they all wanted to know my thoughts on the matter. After all I was drinking PBR! About this time the moonshine drinking with the unknown bubba has been concluded as they await. My response to Bubba 1 who has previously been asstrolling for a phone number was pretty classic I must admit. My attitude is that if it makes a woman happy then what harm could it possibly be....of course then I ask moonshine momma when she got that tattoo just below her neck. All in all I believe its the taboo that sells porn in many cases. The shock value of seeing things youve never seen before or the open availibility that the internet allows the consumer. Bottom line is no matter how judgemental these guys are in public . . they still buy. So I will hang my head and cry . . . as laugh I under my breath and cash the checks. You bubbas be judgemental all you want as long as you keep on buying. I dont care if your using your Momma or drunken stepfathers credit card either. __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale

04-07-2008	#2
DragonKing I'm Jack's Smirking Revenge Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Jerry Springerville Posts: 191 Blog Entries: 2	Re: I Hang My Head And Cry Know your targeted audience! __________________

04-07-2008	#4
gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	Re: I Hang My Head And Cry Shrinkilogy Today agrees http://www.psychologytoday.com/artic...24-000006.html __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale

04-07-2008	#5
nikkinefarious Bone Thug Wannabee Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 12	Re: I Hang My Head And Cry Ahhh PBR wisdom...I see you are acclimating yourself well here __________________ Nikki Nefarious

04-08-2008	#7
JoesHO Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,085	Re: I Hang My Head And Cry is PBR an Import? __________________ AEBN THE GLOBAL LEADER IN ADULT EVOLUTION something FIT this way comes!

04-08-2008	#9
EmporerEJ Brilliant Innoventionalist and writer. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA, Northern Hemisphere, Terra, 3rd of nine, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, Far from Galactic Core Posts: 2,260	Re: I Hang My Head And Cry Come back to civilization Gonzo..... Here, they would think those things, but not say them. And they would still buy....more in fact. But, in the daytime, pretend they don't. __________________ Eric J. White VirtualSexMachine.com

04-08-2008	#12
JoesHO Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,085	Re: I Hang My Head And Cry MMMMMMmmmmm GLOBAL! gib mees sum ov DAT __________________ AEBN THE GLOBAL LEADER IN ADULT EVOLUTION something FIT this way comes!