How To Ensure Your Party Is A Sausagefest

gonzo · 05-30-2007

It seems that AzureCash is having a Yacht party for it's affiliate webmasters during RedneckGetaway.

Just one catch, everyone must be topless if they're on the boat.

I wonder how many female webmasters they are going to get to attend that one?

Did you guys rehire that bald Uncle Fester guy and let him do promo again?

Toby · 05-30-2007

Pretty good way to ensure that the only women attending will be the hired talent.

Also a good way to lose female affiliates.

Shhhh, listen carefully....

Do you hear that?

It's the sound of female affiliates pulling links.
(some male affiliates will likely do the same)

ScottMcGowan · 05-30-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby

Pretty good way to ensure that the only women attending will be the hired talent.

Also a good way to lose female affiliates.

Shhhh, listen carefully....

Do you hear that?

It's the sound of female affiliates pulling links.
(some male affiliates will likely do the same)

And pussy slammin' shut

softball · 05-30-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo

It seems that AzureCash is having a Yacht party for it's affiliate webmasters during RedneckGetaway.

Just one catch, everyone must be topless if they're on the boat.

I wonder how many female webmasters they are going to get to attend that one?

Did you guys rehire that bald Uncle Fester guy and let him do promo again?

Bad idea. Very bad idea. WTF are they thinking? This is freaking business, not a swingers bash.

JoesHO · 05-30-2007

Maybe they wanted it to be a fishing triP????

maybe they like the cock?

Maybe they are trying to see whos webmaster man boobs are the biggest?

Those guys are kinda wierd I guess huh. does the Tall lerch guy still work there ?

Hell Puppy · 05-31-2007

We live in an odd industry where one of the primary job requirements of marketing directors is often to figure out how to throw a "talked about" party, buy everyone drinks, and be considered "top notch" after the show by everyone on GFY.

How do you measure ROI on something like that? "Hey, we didn't gain any new business, but the kids on GFY sure do think we're cool now!"

softball · 05-31-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

We live in an odd industry where one of the primary job requirements of marketing directors is often to figure out how to throw a "talked about" party, buy everyone drinks, and be considered "top notch" after the show by everyone on GFY.

How do you measure ROI on something like that? "Hey, we didn't gain any new business, but the kids on GFY sure do think we're cool now!"

There is always a time and a place for a vanity blow out.

gonzo · 05-31-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical

There is always a time and a place for a vanity blow out.

Ill see if I can get kayla to come by for a pee.

tony404 · 05-31-2007

Well there may be no girls but I can bet there will still be lots of tits to see lol

bluemoney · 05-31-2007

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Originally Posted by tony404

Well there may be no girls but I can bet there will still be lots of tits to see lol

Nymph · 06-01-2007

They must be idiots if they think this little stunt won't cost them money.

05-30-2007	#1
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Hell Puppy Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 6,523	Re: How To Ensure Your Party Is A Sausagefest We live in an odd industry where one of the primary job requirements of marketing directors is often to figure out how to throw a "talked about" party, buy everyone drinks, and be considered "top notch" after the show by everyone on GFY. How do you measure ROI on something like that? "Hey, we didn't gain any new business, but the kids on GFY sure do think we're cool now!"

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tony404 Members Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 926	Re: How To Ensure Your Party Is A Sausagefest Well there may be no girls but I can bet there will still be lots of tits to see lol

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