Which joke is best?

Hammer · 07-20-2006

I had some fun running a contest to pick the name for my new radio show 'Hammer Uncut' and now I'm working on a one liner for some t-shirts and would like your opinions.

I'd like to come up with 3 good ones so I'm going to make this poll multiple choice so you can select more than one.

If you have any of your own you'd like to post, feel free, I'd appreciate it.

The Priceless one would be stacked on the t-shirt but I had to put them on one line for the poll.

gonzo · 07-20-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer

I had some fun running a contest to pick the name for my new radio show 'Hammer Uncut' and now I'm working on a one liner for some t-shirts and would like your opinions.

I'd like to come up with 3 good ones so I'm going to make this poll multiple choice so you can select more than one.

If you have any of your own you'd like to post, feel free, I'd appreciate it.

The Priceless one would be stacked on the t-shirt but I had to put them on one line for the poll.

Packing the audio gear.

Hammer · 07-20-2006

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Packing the audio gear.

Are we going to let people know in advance so we can prearrange stuff? I'm hoping that people are going to be falling over themsleves trying to talk to us.

gonzo · 07-20-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer

Are we going to let people know in advance so we can prearrange stuff? I'm hoping that people are going to be falling over themsleves trying to talk to us.

Go for it. Im looking for a mic cable.

TheEnforcer · 07-20-2006

I'm Hammered and Wanna Get Screwed is the best one by far IMHO.

spazlabz · 07-20-2006

for a radio show...
I Screwed Up And Got Hammered

spaz

Useless · 07-20-2006

Some more ideas:

I wanted to get Hammered, but all I got was this stinking Tshirt

I got Hammered in this shirt

I look better Hammered

You look better when I'm Hammered

Fell asleep naked - woke up Hammered

Wanna get Hammered?

Hammer · 07-20-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless

Some more ideas:

I wanted to get Hammered, but all I got was this stinking Tshirt

I got Hammered in this shirt

I look better Hammered

You look better when I'm Hammered

Fell asleep naked - woke up Hammered

Wanna get Hammered?

Nice ones.

bluemoney · 07-21-2006

Finish the drill then get Hammered

I got Hammered she got Nailed

Play nice or get Hammered!

Hammered? I hardly even knew her!

Whatever the final result, I'll trade you for a "Don't Get None On Ya" Tee

Hammer · 07-21-2006

Thanks for the responses. There isn't much time left until the show, so based on the results from all the boards, I'm going to print 3 tshirts.

If You Can't Get Screwed, Get Hammered

If I'm Hammered, You're Screwed

Screw It, I'm Getting Hammered

View Poll Results: Which joke is best?
If You Can't Get Screwed, Get Hammered	3	50.00%
I'm Gonna Get Hammered and Nail Someone	0	0%
I'm Hammered and Wanna Get Screwed	1	16.67%
I Screwed Up And Got Hammered	2	33.33%
Screw It, I'm Getting Hammered	2	33.33%
Internext Ticket - $300, Get Hammered - $50, Get Fucked - Priceless	0	0%
If I'm Hammered, You're Screwed	0	0%
If I Get Hammered, I'm Pretty Much Screwed	0	0%
Hammered Time	1	16.67%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 6. You may not vote on this poll

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