The Baby Jesus Butt Plug

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http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

When you woke up this morning
you know that something was missin
in your life.
It wasn't the new car, the new job,
the boyfriend or the girlfriend.
But now you know: it's the Baby Jesus
Butt Plug.
Slap him on the dashboard.
Use him as the ultimate pacifier
or make Baby Jesus the centerpiece
of your magnificent Dildo Creche.

What would Jesus do?

Or, how about the Jesus Jackhammer Dildo
http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html

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