This one is way more creative

Bhelliom · 07-06-2005

to steal her car

Russian astrologer brings interference case against NASA comet probe

MOSCOW (AP) - NASA's mission that sent a space probe smashing into a comet raised more than cosmic dust - it also brought a lawsuit from a Russian astrologer.

Marina Bai has sued the U.S. space agency, claiming the Deep Impact probe that punched a crater into the comet Tempel 1 late Sunday "ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe," the newspaper Izvestia reported Tuesday. A Moscow court has postponed hearings on the case until late July, the paper said.

The probe's comet crash sent up a cloud of debris that scientists hope to examine to learn how the solar system was formed.

Bai is seeking damages totalling 8.7 billion rubles ($300 million US) - the approximate equivalent of the mission's cost - for her "moral sufferings," Izvestia said, quoting her lawyer Alexander Molokhov. She earlier told the paper that the experiment would "deform her horoscope."

NASA representatives in Russia could not immediately be reached for comment.

Scientists say the crash did not significantly alter the comet's orbit around the sun and said the experiment does not pose any danger to Earth.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2005...1117972-ap.html

now if only there was a legal precedent for having your horoscope deformed...

Lee · 07-06-2005

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Originally posted by Bhelliom@Jul 6 2005, 06:56 AM
Scientists say the crash did not significantly alter the comet's orbit around the sun and said the experiment does not pose any danger to Earth. They also added 'this woman is smoking crack' continuing 'the stupid cow also needs to be shot for wasting the 2 minutes it took readers of this news peice' lives'.

Thats better

Bhelliom · 07-06-2005

well written Lee

07-06-2005	#1
Bhelliom Will fuck for beer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,143	to steal her car Russian astrologer brings interference case against NASA comet probe MOSCOW (AP) - NASA's mission that sent a space probe smashing into a comet raised more than cosmic dust - it also brought a lawsuit from a Russian astrologer. Marina Bai has sued the U.S. space agency, claiming the Deep Impact probe that punched a crater into the comet Tempel 1 late Sunday "ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe," the newspaper Izvestia reported Tuesday. A Moscow court has postponed hearings on the case until late July, the paper said. The probe's comet crash sent up a cloud of debris that scientists hope to examine to learn how the solar system was formed. Bai is seeking damages totalling 8.7 billion rubles ($300 million US) - the approximate equivalent of the mission's cost - for her "moral sufferings," Izvestia said, quoting her lawyer Alexander Molokhov. She earlier told the paper that the experiment would "deform her horoscope." NASA representatives in Russia could not immediately be reached for comment. Scientists say the crash did not significantly alter the comet's orbit around the sun and said the experiment does not pose any danger to Earth. http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2005...1117972-ap.html now if only there was a legal precedent for having your horoscope deformed... __________________ I am a Sado-Machiavellian. As long as I cum in the end... It doesn't matter what I did to get there. :yowsa: I just made that term up.... pretty good eh?

07-06-2005	#3
Bhelliom Will fuck for beer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,143	well written Lee __________________ I am a Sado-Machiavellian. As long as I cum in the end... It doesn't matter what I did to get there. :yowsa: I just made that term up.... pretty good eh?