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Old 04-27-2005   #1
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Seeing as I had to re-reg to post (you drew me out of my posting shell), I might as well re-do a Hello All type post.

So, hello all.

I'm Jeremy; been around and about since 97; webmastered Richards Realm & spammed for adultcontent uk until Jun 03; now running the Netpond Links List etc for Aga & The Kiwi That Swears A Lot and fucking about with my own stuff - quite seriously on some days.

I know a few of you, either from old boards (Nick, Anthony, Dravyk), spamming you to buy content (Trev, Vick) or being the evil bastard who wouldn't list your link for some goddamn picky reason (Sykkboy). There's probably loads more people here I know so apologies if I've left you out, the list above isn't exhaustive.

If I've never met you before, hi.

I'll be around to aid the task of getting non-Brits to comprehend the correct usage of wank, bollocks etc and all their marvelous derivatives. I'll also help to drive up Oprano ad revenues with my money-grabbing 3 (sometimes 4!) posts a week.
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Jeremy, Welcome back and jolly nice to see another Brit .. the dogs bollocks in fact.
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Hi Jeremy, it's good to see you round these parts

So you're not with RR or adultcontent anymore? I thought my in box had been quiet for a while
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Ok so Bollocks can be both good and bad correct? That's how it was explained to me. Either something is just "The Bollocks" or it could be something like "The dog's Bollocks"...is that right? Sort of like Aloha in hawaii. It means Whale Vagina and hello.
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The Bollocks! - Very good
Kick in the Bollocks! - Very bad
Dogs Bollocks - Excellent, primo
Bollocks - Bad
Look at the bollocks on her - Look at the rather volumptuous mammaries on that young lady
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Good morning, hows your arse for spots this morning? lumpy?
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Hey Jeremy , nice seeing ya here

NickP , please don't listen to Newton...

Only a frightful oik would say regarding the breasts on a young woman "look at the bollocks on her" a gentleman would say "roger me pink with a red hot dildo look at the set of top bollocks on that old slapper"

Sorry for correcting but I think if we are gonna educate NickP and Jow , we should do it right..
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Good morning, hows your arse for spots this morning? lumpy?
4 years of having to hear that.

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Perfect!!!

Well done ,Joe , thats a traditional greeting in Britain in polite circles
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"""Don't start Joe""""

Yeah, you get a lot of Americans using that expression ..NOT...pure Brit
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Too many British men here and not enough british women. <_<

Welcome anyways Jeremy!!
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Trust me we only need a handfull
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Welcome anyways Jeremy!!
Most british women are ugly as donkey balls anyway arent they ?

what mayby one in ten are hot ? That is worst than tgp conversion ratio's
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No way... we need more as I can't get enough of women with those accents!!
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Newton: We all know that Brits really are the dog's bollocks.

Trev: Wotcha Mr Maccam (unless you're a confused Geordie, can't remember now).

Sarettah: Hi :-))

Nick - Nice to see ya.

TheEnforcer: Hi

Hey Bestat! Very long time no see :-))

And hi to the rest of you :-))

JoesHO1 - The rumour that 9/10 British birds are munters is a pile of old wank, mate.
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The best plan to save yourself is , on the drive up , I'll give you a long list of Essex girl jokes for you to tell her ...she loves them.



then it'll be fine.

especially if you mention what great teeth she has (and how surprising that is for a Brit) and how well she cooks.

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Newton: We all know that Brits really are the dog's bollocks.

Trev: Wotcha Mr Maccam (unless you're a confused Geordie, can't remember now).

Sarettah: Hi :-))

Nick - Nice to see ya.

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Hey Bestat! Very long time no see :-))

And hi to the rest of you :-))

JoesHO1 - The rumour that 9/10 British birds are munters is a pile of old wank, mate.
Yep I'm a Mackem, no black and white shite allowed in my house
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ps I am not falling for the make essex jokes, more likely than not you will be trying to get me kicked in the balls,
Moi?

Never!!

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then it'll be fine.

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Quite right too - if Sunderland has a zoo, I'd bet there's no zebras:-))

Apologies for cocking up the spelling of Mackem.
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Nice to see you.

Greetings from Birmingham. Anybody wanna buy a car factory?
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Jeremy!! You've tracked me down again! :P

Good seeing you, bro!

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Good seeing you, bro!

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Hehehehe - There's no hiding mate.........

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