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Old 06-07-2004   #1
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So, fo the past 3 weeks I've been pretty fucking run down, brung down, hung down. Been listless as all get out, barely enough energy to get myself out of bed, much less get any meaningful work done or enjoy such things as sex or eating or anything like that. So, the back doctor has been doing his thing, I've been doing the vitamin thing, I've been catscanned, diogscanned, ekg'd, ee'd, lbj'd, jfk'd and cia'd almost to death and nobody can find a fucking thing wrong.

So, I decide, well, maybe I'm depressed or some gay thing like that and I go see a shrink. We go through the whole life thing, total disclosure crap, drug history, Iedipus crap, ya know, the whole shebang (didn't do any group therapy shit thank R-n). Anyway, after about $10,000.00 of this stuff (45 minutes give or take an hour) she tells me what's wrong with me.

She says that I am suffering from Noprano syndrome and that it is being triggered by my feelings towards the uncertainty of the future of Oprano which is being caused by knowing that the impending closing of the board is a bullshit ploy by certain members of the Oprano administration team but at the same time being consumed by the thought of "what if" (you know what I mean dammit, like God.. Ya know...You're sure that there isn't one but still, back in the corner you are figuring you better mind your P's and Q's because..ya know... "What If ?").

So, I would like to thank the administration of this board for it's recent contribution to my mental health... I love the way you guys are always looking out for me.






















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Laugh now sucker... But if it can be proven that you have been at all involved in this little conspiracy to drive me apeshit, you will be hearing from my attornies.... Gallo, Sebastiani, Salerno and Epstein.......











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... and mine, Dewey, Schroom, and Howe.

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a sit down or a rub down gonzo?
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A sitdown.... Like I'm doing at the fucking airport now. They tell you to get hereearly and then nothing is open.... And the damn bag scanner was broke...then we made believe we were in line at 6 flags to get thru security.... They wonder how guns and shit get thru the gat when you have a blind assed negress arguing about james and jim are 2 different names and don't match the ticket with the id.
Dumbasses.
You'd think theve never seen a mixing board and a microphone.
What iz beez all dis?
Its an internet radio station.
Whut iz donna seez any wires. How be yous do dat? Whut kinda radio sho iz beez?
Its porn ... I shake my dick at my sister in australia and we talk about ron jeremy.

Then they wanted me to explain this oprano tee shirt. I told em it was a new hbo spin off show for the porn mafia.
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A sitdown.... Like I'm doing at the fucking airport now. They tell you to get hereearly and then nothing is open.... And the damn bag scanner was broke...then we made believe we were in line at 6 flags to get thru security.... They wonder how guns and shit get thru the gat when you have a blind assed negress arguing about james and jim are 2 different names and don't match the ticket with the id.
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Whut iz donna seez any wires. How be yous do dat? Whut kinda radio sho iz beez?
Its porn ... I shake my dick at my sister in australia and we talk about ron jeremy.

Then they wanted me to explain this oprano tee shirt. I told em it was a new hbo spin off show for the porn mafia.
After getting no sleep and being shoehorned into a coach seat for 4+ hours, beware of the man in the fur coat...
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i'm kinda sorry i asked


Big G, it sounds like you have as many troubles as I do when travelling ... I thought it was just the foreigners american security hated
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Not just you CJ... I can vouch that customs folks just don't have a sense of humor... One measly joke and next thing I know I'm getting sniffed by every dog in the airport... sigh
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Being tired and at a bar with Aga can be a dangerous thing. Have Tylenol, lots of water, and a big lunch ready when you come to.

And Mark, you LIKED the dogs, admit it!

You guys be sure to take plenty of pics, I bet it's gorgeous out there this time of year.
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