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Old 04-03-2004   #1
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We are going to an all-you-can eat restaurant before I leave for the service. Apparently my mother said I can outeat them, what does everyone else think?
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We are going to an all-you-can eat restaurant before I leave for the service. Apparently my mother said I can outeat them, what does everyone else think?
When do you go into bootcamp ?
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Old 04-03-2004   #3
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When do you go into bootcamp ?
April 13th. Seems so far away...
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Clemsontiger,

err are we forgetting that those two are part of the prestigious group of fat fucks?
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Clemsontiger,

err are we forgetting that those two are part of the prestigious group of fat fucks?
If I gained the weight from the food I ate, I would be the leader of the FFN's.
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You guys don't realize the bottomless pit I have given birth to. Ask Wig about sushi the other night.
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Don't worry Peaches it's only the Air Force! That's like a stay at a country club compared to USMC boot camp. Its' only six weeks total compared with the 13 weeks of USMC boot camp and then 3 weeks of Marine Combat training.
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remember folks
the hot dog champ is a skinny chink
fat doesn't mean success in eating contest
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Keep in mind that both of us eat at a brazillian steakhouse once a month. That chip usually goes red about the time we fork a nanner. Course if there's a little wager.... Then it could get interesting. Keep in mind as well I'm on a roll and I've already won an albertsons shirt to wear in florida.
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I've long since learned my lesson about trying contests involving food.

However, we're talking purely red meat here....that takes special conditioning of the gastrointestinal tract. Peaches Jr. is going to have to be bloated up like a lion who has gorged himself just to eat what GonZo and I eat in one typical sitting at a churrascaria.

And Peaches is the loser in this regardless because she's gotta ride with him all the way back to Ellijay with that gut full of red meat. Hopefully it'll be warm enough to roll down the windows.

Last time both GonZo and I had a throw down on red meat, the after effects nearly killed Richard N. Bush....
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Oh God, the horror!!
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Don't worry Peaches it's only the Air Force! That's like a stay at a country club compared to USMC boot camp. Its' only six weeks total compared with the 13 weeks of USMC boot camp and then 3 weeks of Marine Combat training.
I want to go to USMC boot camp just to see if I can get through it, but not have to actually be in the Marines if I made it.


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Hey, thry to leave CT in fair shape

I think he's got yard work to do before he ships out
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Just watch the first hour or so of the movie Full Metal Jacket and you'll get a pretty good idea of what USMC boot camp is like. Just make sure your mom doesn't watch it even though Air Force boot camp doesn't come close to that.
"Only steers and queers from Texas"

Great movie IMO.
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amateurs.. that's all I say. Amateurs.
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Haven't seen TGF eat, but we recognize our own, and he's one of us....
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