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Old 02-11-2004   #51
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CJ, there is no Michelin checklist darlin. What are you talking about?
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you really are a putz aren't you?

how does one get rated with michelin if there is no checklist? i'm not using the term 'checklist' literally, but you don't get a rating if you don't meet a certain set of requirements.

this spells it out better than I obviously did:

It works roughly as follows: One-star restaurants are nifty little luxury places with noticeably good food and coddle-the-client service; two-stars are seriously luxurious with even better food, even more waiters and maitres d' and often valets or other personnel in silly outfits to greet you in a private parking lot; three-stars are veritable temples of gastronomy with an army of maitres d', waiters, coat clerks, bathroom personnel, brass polishing brigades and so on, places where you must plead and wheedle months in advance to get a table upon which you may sacrifice thousands of francs -- hundreds of dollars -- for a dining experience orchestrated by an artist-chef. Ironically, all of this ethereal kingmaking in the restaurant business comes from a branch of a down-to-earth company whose main business is making tires.

from: http://www.salon.com/wlust/pm/

so if i have a restaurant with non matching table cloths, don't take people's coats at the door and don't have a valet, then my restaurant couldn't possibly be good?

you must miss out on some really good restaurants with that attitude!!
"thousands of francs ..."
firstly before we go any farther. There are no francs. They are now called Euros in most of the EC (Europe). Your post was a cut and paste job from some out of date website. If you are going to plagerize, please get a contemporary article. Check the date.
Secondly, that back peddling about the checklist is just codswallop.
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oh i'm sorry, i didn't realize michelin had changed their CHECKLIST. you really have to reach for insults don't you?! i couldn't be bothered looking for an article that is up to date, they all say the same thing. michelin never changes the basic rules of what gets a star dickwad.

and if there is no checklist, or rules, then that must mean a michelin award is a matter of OPINION then ...

so which is it genius?
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oh i'm sorry, i didn't realize michelin had changed their CHECKLIST. you really have to reach for insults don't you?! i couldn't be bothered looking for an article that is up to date, they all say the same thing. michelin never changes the basic rules of what gets a star dickwad.

and if there is no checklist, or rules, then that must mean a michelin award is a matter of OPINION then ...

so which is it genius?
You really have no idea, do you? That's it from me on this subject. Say what you like CJ, but I will only read with amusement.
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I'm impressed with both Mike and Serge (as well as being fortunate to be good friends with both) - don't need to list any reasons

as I'm impressed with many of the family and posters here at Oprano - for many various reasons


Now you've got me thinking about what makes a great dining experience ( I'm a skinny little guy that loves to eat and enjoys fine dinning)

Considering a total experience would include the company

but if we get down to just food (obviously including beverages), presentation, service and ambiance .....
Hmmm let me think on this a while

and while I thinking of great dining experiences some of mine have come in places that at a glance you wouldn't think would offer a great dining experiences
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I'm impressed with both Mike and Serge (as well as being fortunate to be good friends with both) - don't need to list any reasons

as I'm impressed with many of the family and posters here at Oprano - for many various reasons


Now you've got me thinking about what makes a great dining experience ( I'm a skinny little guy that loves to eat and enjoys fine dinning)

Considering a total experience would include the company

but if we get down to just food (obviously including beverages), presentation, service and ambiance .....
Hmmm let me think on this a while

and while I thinking of great dining experiences some of mine have come in places that at a glance you wouldn't think would offer a great dining experiences
Vick, now that was a sensible post. Good on youdude.
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don't kneed to git very hi in skul to eyedentefie the stuff that comes out of the eastbound end of a westbound bull.

As far as bullshit goes, this is some damn fine shit.
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6 years in this industry isn't enough to have an impact?!?! huh? i don't know anyone who has been doing ADULT INTERNET (not audiotext or selling videos via mail, but adult internet sites) for more than 8 years ... i take it you do?!
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Does this ignoramus mean Ramsay? I used to go to his first place, Aubergine in Chelsea..very good.

J'sdude..What about The Belfry , or Turners in Walton st?..you know mate, the sort of places you need to be invited to..not get out of the Michelin book ..lol

Have you tried Wendys Humble Pie old boy??..I hear it's delicious cold.

Who are the most important people you met?

What was the highest level of education you obtained?
How young is your wife?

Oh and where is Milton Keynes?

Oh Dear.

No doubt you were picking your nose when you met "Di" at the hospice.

Grammar ( educashum) seems to be the problem here..not typos.

Is that where you live? ..probably..frolicking with the plastic cows. bwahahahahahahahaahhahahaha you silly phoney wannabe cunt.

As Alan Clarke once said ( no doubt you met him)..you sound like the sort of chap who had to buy his own furniture hahahahahahahahaha
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10 years and STILL a fat fucking nobody ... (but not useless)

i don't know that i'd be bragging about that fatso :P
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10 years and STILL a fat fucking nobody ... (but not useless)

i don't know that i'd be bragging about that fatso :P
Thats the only reason to brag!
Your mad they dont have Krispy Kreme down there thats all.
It would take a go at it to fatten you up skinny mini!
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Uh Uh, since I never posted here and this is my first time I wanna play that game

How old are you? 43

How young is your wife? Uhm, hubby he is 31

How much money do you make? Not enough

How many three star restaurants have you eaten in? Plenty

When was the last time you saw the Mona Lisa? 1998

When was the last time you saw the pyramids? Freaking War, they closed the borders to Egypt and we ended up losing 25% of our deposit in 1999

Who are the most important people you met? Helmut Kohl, Plus lots of other German Celebs I went to boarding school with their kids

Would you race me with anyone of your cars on a circuit? Sure

What did you do before you were a pornographer? Travel and uhm, lets think, nothing really. Just hung out spending money trying to stay out of trouble. Managed a Stripclub for a while, Had Escorts, Travelled more, Went with Green Peace to Vietnam, tried to save the world, went to Tibet to become whole.. Yeah, that's about it.. I think lol

What was the highest level of education you obtained? 4 year degree in Economics and Marketing - Minor in Theology and Art

When was the last time you walked down the champs elysee? 1998

Oh and where is Milton Keynes? Who is he?

UH UH, what did I win,, what did I win??



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you won the eyes of some pretty cool webmasters! the value of that is whatever you make it

welcome to the board ;-)
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