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Old 01-16-2004   #1
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Hit the ultra Shoddy tittybar.. Nothing beats a strip club where half the girls are on crack and the other half may have a cock.

Don't get a dance, just get semi faded and fuck with them..

Let the good times ROLL
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Old 01-16-2004   #2
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Uh.. actually I can think of nothing worse than looking at ugly strippers!
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Uh.. actually I can think of nothing worse than looking at ugly strippers!

Life is too short to have to deal with that!

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Old 01-16-2004   #4
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I remember what a good friend told me in Miami...

If you get two fives to dance for you it's like a ten : )


Not sure if I agree !
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no titty bars for me.

give me a good chianti, some brie, a couple episodes of sex and the city and i'm good.
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Old 01-16-2004   #6
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give me a good chianti, some brie, a couple episodes of sex and the city and i'm good.
For the love of god man.

You forgot to add "remove my penis and begin estrogen therapy".
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Old 01-16-2004   #7
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i've already proven manhood cause i've answered the all important questions.

1 - yes, i like having sex with girls. i'm absolutely positive i'm not gay.
2 - yes, i can build an empire
3- yes, my boys can swim.

once you're comfortable with your manhood labret, you'll start enjoying wine





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Old 01-17-2004   #8
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i've already proven manhood cause i've answered the all important questions.

1 - yes, i like having sex with girls. i'm absolutely positive i'm not gay.
2 - yes, i can build an empire
3- yes, my boys can swim.

once you're comfortable with your manhood labret, you'll start enjoying wine

Take it from me, its not the wine that's the problem!!

How many kids did Rock Hudson have?
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it's the cheese?

jesus. what do you people have against brie!!!!!
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it's the cheese?

jesus. what do you people have against brie!!!!!

It ain't Chedda!
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it's the cheese?

jesus. what do you people have against brie!!!!!
See, its not that any of them individually makes you a woman, its when certain things are grouped together that make you one.

For example, there is nothing wrong with liking cats. There is nothing wrong with enjoying opera once and awhile. Hell, even I go into a Bed, Bath, and Beyond once a year. But if I said my idea of a perfect night was to go to Bed Bath and Beyond, then listen to opera while I pet my cats... see, thats just gay.

An HBO Womans Drama? Fancy shitty cheese? Good wine? Yeah, thats your typical manly mans idea of a good evening.
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no titty bars for me.

give me a good chianti, some brie, a couple episodes of sex and the city and i'm good.
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Best cheese ever.
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Same stuff i've been drinking lately. Good stuff, damn good.
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Hooper I have no problem with what you want to do.. heck me and Brad should visit you and we can all curl up on the couch and watch sex in the city all night long while drinking and eating brie : )
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lol.. now theres a photo that we'd have to burn! :P
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Same stuff i've been drinking lately. Good stuff, damn good.
What the heck is that? (the bottle, not the man :P )
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Hooper I have no problem with what you want to do.. heck me and Brad should visit you and we can all curl up on the couch and watch sex in the city all night long while drinking and eating brie : )
Ok.. not THAT doesn't surprise me! :P
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What the heck is that? (the bottle, not the man :P )
Cough medicin.
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give me a good chianti, some brie, a couple episodes of sex and the city and i'm good.
Replace that chianti with a shot (or two) of good single-malt scotch, and swap out the cheese for a nice cuban cigar .. then I *might* be able to make it thru an episode of sex in the city ...
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