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Old 12-07-2003   #1
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I realize there are some people on this board that probably do not want to know what I'm about to say, SO ADVERT YOUR EYES PLEASE!

I have shaved before, my girlfriend at the time had wanted me to. It felt better but it itched for a day or two.
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Shaving balls is easy as abc... but have you ever tried to shave your asscrack on your own? I have. Bleeding asshole makes baby TGF cry. It also itches like motherfucker..and when your asscrack sweats, it's all slippery. I don't do that anymore. Gotta try everything once.

Also, when you shave your nuts do NOT apply aftershave on them, tested, it also makes baby TGF cry.
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Also, when you shave your nuts do NOT apply aftershave on them, tested, it also makes baby TGF cry.
lolololololololol...............


Bengay would have helped take away the aftershave burn..... trust me
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Hey Peaches !!!!!!!!!

Make sure to read the post above this.........
And you know, when I read the title of this thread, my first thought was "No way I'm answering any questions like that on this board!"

I guess I should be glad he didn't cut himself and need a trip to the doctor's office.
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It gets cold here in winter so I leave all my natural insulation where it belongs...

anyway I'm such a kack handed fool at times I'd probably cut a nut off


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It gets cold here in winter so I leave all my natural insulation where it belongs...
That's why I'm 300lbs, to insulate the cold... I've watched discovery channel, I know seals have so much fat because of the cold as well. When I was 10 I decided to give it a go. Doesn't work.
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I am a lady and I remain natural
I am a lady and I trim my pubic hair
I am a girl and I shave my puss

Chicks that shave aren't ladylike? :P
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I am a lady and I remain natural
I am a lady and I trim my pubic hair
I am a girl and I shave my puss

Chicks that shave aren't ladylike? :P
)lololol.....

umm...err.....

Just a typo ?? (a Freudian typo perhaps ?? )
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i trim my nuts, its almost like shaved but no razer cuts

a month ago for some stupid reason (my mind must have been somewhere else ) i put some colonge on them,, maaan it felt like my balls were on fire for like an hour lol





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i trim my nuts, its almost like shaved but no razer cuts

a month ago for some stupid reason (my mind must have been somewhere else ) i put some colonge on them,, maaan it felt like my balls were on fire for like an hour lol
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I haven't seen many girls with hairy bushes. Most shave or buzz trim.

So why not men too. Who wants hairs between the teeth? LOL
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I used to shave my balls all the time; then just let it grow out and now I braid it instead...
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I used to shave my balls all the time; then just let it grow out and now I braid it instead...
ohhhhhh, another handle!

You go redneck!

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No dear... that would be YOUR pigtail... or don't you remember?
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Yes hon, have forgotten completely....Ya may need to refresh my memory - dontcha think?

(innocent look)

Ok, back to work - this getting sidetracked by long-haired rednecks is bad for my productivity (er, um...work productivity at least)

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for all you guys......

SHAVE YOUR BALLS!!!!!

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Shaving balls is easy as abc... but have you ever tried to shave your asscrack on your own? I have. Bleeding asshole makes baby TGF cry. It also itches like motherfucker..and when your asscrack sweats, it's all slippery. I don't do that anymore. Gotta try everything once.

Also, when you shave your nuts do NOT apply aftershave on them, tested, it also makes baby TGF cry.
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i trim my nuts, its almost like shaved but no razer cuts

a month ago for some stupid reason (my mind must have been somewhere else ) i put some colonge on them,, maaan it felt like my balls were on fire for like an hour lol
ROFLMFAO!!! :P

What the fuck are you guys thinking when yopu do these things??
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I haven't seen many girls with hairy bushes. Most shave or buzz trim.

So why not men too. Who wants hairs between the teeth? LOL
Many asian women don't even trim their pubic hair. And it's very thick and black. Not for the faint-hearted.
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hmmm...bery bery interestink......

looks like trimmers/shavers are about 2:1 against au natural on the guys, while the ladies are 100% trimmers/shavers......

what does that tell us ?

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hmmm...bery bery interestink......

looks like trimmers/shavers are about 2:1 against au natural on the guys, while the ladies are 100% trimmers/shavers......

what does that tell us ?
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Hell, I try, but it's gotten difficult as I've gotten older.

I find my arms are no longer long enough to get the sack stretched out taught so I can shave it.
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What the fuck are you guys thinking when yopu do these things??
what havent u ever stopped to think and forgot to start again
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I decided to tend my garden last night... ok ok jungle!

I'm now very very sure I don't like it!

It looks WRONG!
It feels WRONG!
and it made my wife smile and that felt WRONG for all the WRONG reasons!



I feel weird
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I decided to tend my garden last night... ok ok jungle!

I'm now very very sure I don't like it!

It looks WRONG!
It feels WRONG!
and it made my wife smile and that felt WRONG for all the WRONG reasons!



I feel weird
Babe it made me smile because it no longer looks like a broken tree in a wild forest :P
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Oooooh harsh!
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Ok, I have hardly been keeping up the last 2 months. I chimed in on OU Football, and now on the finer points of shaving your pubic area. You can learn a lot about me by that last statement.

I've been considering shaving the boys for sometime now. I started dating this girl that likes her sex "skin on skin". Who am I to argue, she's super hot and superb in the sack.

So, I shaved it bald, and my chest hair. I haven't been that hairless since before puberty. It looked very weird to me.

I like the shaved pubic area. I'm never going back. I figure I have always preferred a shaved beaver, so this makes it even better. The chest hair stays. I worked hard for that.

Now you know. I'm sure everyone will sleep better at night.
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why the hell am I calling my penis a tree?
I don't know, B1tch started it............

So, why does she think it looks like a broken tree if it is straight ?

Could it be that it is smaller than all the other trees in the forest, so it looks like it was broken ?












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