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He has a story linked on his front page with no indication that he realize4s that the source he linked to (the Onion) is a satire......
Now, he will come back and say "I knew that...people just don't understand my sense of humor" or some such.....  story he linked to: http://www.theonion.com/3943/top_story.html WASHINGTON, DC—Addressing shocked fellow cabinet members, Secretary of Energy Spencer Abraham said Tuesday that he had assumed everyone knew about his roles in numerous 1980s pornographic films. Above: Abraham said he's sure he mentioned his work in films like Shacking Up (inset). "I just figured people knew about the porno," Abraham said, shrugging. "I never got any flak about it, so I didn't think it was a big deal." A former U.S. senator from Michigan who was appointed Energy Secretary by President Bush in 2001, Abraham said he has never denied that he performed in more than 50 erotic videos between 1984 and 1987. "It feels like I mentioned it to everyone," Abraham said. "I can't remember the specific circumstances, but I'm positive I talked about it. If some people didn't know, maybe that's because they weren't around when it was discussed. Or else they never asked about it." "The other cabinet members are very busy," Abraham added. "We don't spend a lot of time talking about our personal lives. I just figured they felt that my previous career in skin flicks had little bearing on my vision for America's energy future."
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Have you ever SEEN Spencer Abraham ??
He aint my idea of a pornstar... lol |
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i had a dumb chick try and tell me Microsoft patented 1's and 0's, I asked her if she got it from the Onion, she said yes.
It never fucking amazes me how DUMB some really are.
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I firmly believe that 90% of the entire world population are complete idiots. Imagine what I would think if I were narcissistic.
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FUCK YOU LUKE! hahaha
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Duc's "journalism" consists of cutting and pasting off message boards and stealing copyrighted material. Most of the time he only cuts and pastes part of the story off message boards and never bothers to cut and paste the rest of it. Facts mean nothing to Duc.
The only poster I've seen defend his "writing style" is confucy - 'nuff said. 
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He's about as bright as a 3 watt bulb.
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Yeah, thanks eatapeach. I admidt that I am narcissistic and optimistic at the same time.
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In answer to the topic.....
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he's good for a laugh, that's about it.
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I actually quite like Luke Ford. Life without controversy and peoples sheer stupidity would be extremely boring.
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I remember when he reported some of The Fly's ramblings as fact. That was funny.
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11-09-2003
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Ok, Luke, I saw you was snooping around the board...
so How about it.... Did you know the Onion was satire when you linked to the story... Or did you think it was real ?
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Of course I knew it was satire... I read TheOnion.com every week... I run satire all the time. I've made a name with it, been threatened with endless lawsuits over it. Remember my Eddie's Kids satire that infuriated AVN, Goalie? Yeah, I know satire when I read it, because I write it all the time, and I have strong background in literature.
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The piece you did on Eddie's kids was pretty fucking mean....
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Luke, while I got your ear.....
It might behoove you to seperate the stories that you know are fictional from the ones you want taken seriously..... That is the way that most places that have both real stories and humor do it..... That way folks aren't wondering if the guy running the thing is a total idiot or just a moron....... 
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I'm not trying to prove anything to anyone in the industry (save those with IQs above 130). I'm not seeking your approval. I'm not hoping you will take me seriously. I'm not trying to make friends with you. I'm not trying to make things easy for you to sort out. My work is self-authenticating. It doesn't need the approval of pornographers and drug-addicts. I've blended fictional stories with factual stories since the beginning and six years later, I'm not likely to change. Yeah, you will have to work when you read my stuff. It ain't porn journalism for dummies and I don't plan to dumb down my approach, using different colors to indicate satire, humor, fact, opinion, and the like. Sorry if that makes it out of reach for many members of this board. |
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and here I thought the title of this thread was a rhetorical question
She just loves me for my big dictionary
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