I dont usually post jokes....

sarettah · 09-02-2003

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The Boss was in a quandary, he had to get rid of one of his staff. He
had narrowed it down to one of two people, Mary or Jack. It would be a
hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did
excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning, whichever one
used the water cooler first would have to go.

Mary came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all
night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and
the Boss approached her and said: "Mary, I've never done this before,
but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Mary replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."

shawcutie · 09-02-2003

LOL
Small world, Brad said the same thing to me

bluedesignstudios · 09-03-2003

Hehe that was actually quite funny :P

slavdogg · 09-03-2003

hahahaha

Almighty Colin · 09-03-2003

I harly ever laugh at story/jokes but that one was funny.

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shawcutie Guests Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 210	LOL Small world, Brad said the same thing to me