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Old 02-05-2003   #1
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I'm sure we could.
We're used to the cold more than our US neighbours... even the US soldiers who are stationed in Alaska must hate it there.

Plus, we often stop American fishing vessels off the coast of Vancouver Island. Yeah, we could move in any time we wanted to. :P
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Evil Chris, the US could take Canada in its entirety within 24 hours, without breaking a sweat. Hell the Texas National Guard could do it in 48 hours.
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Canada has a military?
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Oh hush...Canada has a fine military!

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HAHAHA, good picture Kath :P

Canada and the US have very similar military.....we just don't give ours guns...we give 'em hockey sticks and beer cans instead.
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I invaded Canada in mid December. Pretty tight border controls. Didn't ask me for id, didn't ask me anything for that matter, just waved me through both on the way up and on the way back.
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These guys are tough!
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What are they carrying? Looks like PaintBall guns....
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" What are they carrying? Looks like PaintBall guns...."

Hahahaha I was thinking the same thing.
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I invaded Canada in mid December. Pretty tight border controls. Didn't ask me for id, didn't ask me anything for that matter, just waved me through both on the way up and on the way back.
On the way back you would have gone through US customs, not Canadian.

As per the guns in that pic, those are hockey sticks camoflauged as guns... :P
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On the way back you would have gone through US customs, not Canadian.
Hehehe - good point! You and I should be #1 and #2 on the justanasshole list by March 1st - the women will dominate!
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I'm sure we could.
We're used to the cold more than our US neighbours... even the US soldiers who are stationed in Alaska must hate it there.

Plus, we often stop American fishing vessels off the coast of Vancouver Island. Yeah, we could move in any time we wanted to. :P
i think you guys may need to worry about invading Quebec first
they dont like you anyway.
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What are they carrying? Looks like PaintBall guns....
lmfao - almost lost my morning coffee on my keyboard and monitor again.

Seriously though....if Canada really does use hockey stick and beer cans we're in trouble. Ever mess with angry hockey fans? Or just hockey fans in general? And if the beer cans are empty - we're got more fuel for the fire.

Nope...don't mess with Canada, eh.....
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ha.

Little do you know that there is a strong French Canadian military force located somewhere within the boundaries of the state of Florida.

Their only giveaway to everyday people might be their fondness for fries and cheese curds and their DuMaurier cigarettes...
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ha.

Little do you know that there is a strong French Canadian military force located somewhere within the boundaries of the state of Florida.

Their only giveaway to everyday people might be their fondness for fries and cheese curds and their DuMaurier cigarettes...
...and don't forget the Quebec license plates and slow driving...although this might not be so apparent as they use blue hair wigs as a cover...

Peaches! I've just recently been given the honor of appearing on the list....but we DO need more women on there dang it....
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After Shann's lashing out at Billy in Vegas she's lucky she's not near the top of that list.

I didn't know Alaska was in contention, you guys want it you can have it, we'll keep the mineral rights
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Canada has a fantastic army... Its called the "US Army"






hey Toolz, was cool meeting you again in Vegas! Going to that shooting range isnt something I could do around here
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