Some Friday afternoon levity...

Lisa · 11-19-2004

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this BIG African American guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around."

Off to the pub...

JoesHO · 11-19-2004

I like that one.. thanks for the giggle....

Turner · 11-19-2004

Thanks for the mention....

11-19-2004	#2
JoesHO Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,085	I like that one.. thanks for the giggle.... __________________ AEBN THE GLOBAL LEADER IN ADULT EVOLUTION something FIT this way comes!

11-19-2004	#3
Turner Members Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 101	Thanks for the mention.... __________________ "His name is Turner, be on the lookout. He is talented and very reasonable." - MikeAI http://onemillionpixels.com

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11-19-2004	#1
Lisa Happiness is an anagram of penis pash... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 879	A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this BIG African American guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around." Off to the pub...