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Old 04-24-2008   #1
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Default Jesus needs $3500 Give to Shelly Lubben

Shelley Lubben writes: will have a booth reaching out to thousands of porn stars with the love of God at EroticaLA porn convention June 6-8. Not only that, we also have a message for porn fans. STOP VIEWING PORN. Myself and three other ex porn stars as well as our team will be at the convention sharing the truth about porn with fans as well.

We really need your help! We still need beauty supplies, Christian music CDs, smaller Bibles, Christian magazines and help to pay expenses for the convention which total about $3500.
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Old 04-24-2008   #2
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Default Re: Jesus needs $3500 Give to Shelly Lubben

Maybe they could get www.ringtonesforjesus.com to support them.
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Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
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Default Re: Jesus needs $3500 Give to Shelly Lubben

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Shelley Lubben writes: will have a booth reaching out to thousands of porn stars with the love of God at EroticaLA porn convention June 6-8. Not only that, we also have a message for porn fans. STOP VIEWING PORN. Myself and three other ex porn stars as well as our team will be at the convention sharing the truth about porn with fans as well.

We really need your help! We still need beauty supplies, Christian music CDs, smaller Bibles, Christian magazines and help to pay expenses for the convention which total about $3500.
Praise the lord, and pass the "truth!"

Now, why do you suppose they need beauty supplies? Didn't Jesus make them perfect? Why would they need to smear mud on their faces to hide their true being, while preaching the "truth?" Say it isn't so, sista' !?
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"We thank and praise you ladies for your fine work, keep it up!"

Signed, Warren Jeffs, Ted Haggard, Jim Baker & Earl Paulk

PS. With that in mind, we're a little short on cash right now. Sorry
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