Fatburgers and Strip Clubs

[Hell Puppy]

The FFNs took a field trip to the only Fat Burger franchise in Atlanta....it is one of the few on the eastern seaboard.

It is located across the street from the former location of The Gold Club. we couldn't help but feel sad to see it become a construction site. No signs it was ever there. Every celeb, sports star or business man who came thru Atlanta during the 80's and 90's knew all about it though.

But I digress...

The Atlanta Fat Burger is small-ish, all tables were full the entire time we were there. Also a constant line at the register. Though I'm not sure if that was due to popularity or the fact the staff moved in slow motion. Very tasty burger, very tasty shake, but i wont be going back to this one. I haven't felt that caucasian in a long long time.

[JoesHO]

ViVA La fatburger !

maybe you guys can come out in the summer and we can go raid the one here .

[Jace]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

The Atlanta Fat Burger is small-ish, all tables were full the entire time we were there. Also a constant line at the register. Though I'm not sure if that was due to popularity or the fact the staff moved in slow motion. Very tasty burger, very tasty shake, but i wont be going back to this one. I haven't felt that caucasian in a long long time.

wow, man, the two fatburgers I hit when I lived in LA were no bigger than a box, they maybe fit 10 people inside
the one here is a glorious sit down restaurant, I fucking love it....no more scared for your life episodes when you are trying to just get a burger....no more wondering if the kitchen staff just fucked beside your toppings....

fatburger in LA is a nasty, dirty, delicious experience....but I will take this one over that any day as long as those burgers stay the same

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by Jace

wow, man, the two fatburgers I hit when I lived in LA were no bigger than a box, they maybe fit 10 people inside
the one here is a glorious sit down restaurant, I fucking love it....no more scared for your life episodes when you are trying to just get a burger....no more wondering if the kitchen staff just fucked beside your toppings....

fatburger in LA is a nasty, dirty, delicious experience....but I will take this one over that any day as long as those burgers stay the same

Wow, they get smaller?

I'm guessing that place is a fucking zoo at night with a line out the door and I'm sure that parking lot barely moves. It was a bit of a cluster fuck even in the middle of the afternoon. I feared for my fenders.

Interesting mix of clientele too. Saw a couple of AMG's in the parking lot, and one group came in a limo that was a half a block long, but then also saw Afroman there in a sky blue late 70's olds 88. I never did figure out if the smoke was from the car or the passengers.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Wow, they get smaller?

I'm guessing that place is a fucking zoo at night with a line out the door and I'm sure that parking lot barely moves. It was a bit of a cluster fuck even in the middle of the afternoon. I feared for my fenders.

Interesting mix of clientele too. Saw a couple of AMG's in the parking lot, and one group came in a limo that was a half a block long, but then also saw Afroman there in a sky blue late 70's olds 88. I never did figure out if the smoke was from the car or the passengers.

Dont forget the one person whos job was to make shakes that thought she actually ran the place. Reminded me of here a while back.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Wow, they get smaller?

I'm guessing that place is a fucking zoo at night with a line out the door and I'm sure that parking lot barely moves. It was a bit of a cluster fuck even in the middle of the afternoon. I feared for my fenders.

Interesting mix of clientele too. Saw a couple of AMG's in the parking lot, and one group came in a limo that was a half a block long, but then also saw Afroman there in a sky blue late 70's olds 88. I never did figure out if the smoke was from the car or the passengers.

oh man, the one in Los Feliz in LA, old hollywood, would fit like 10 people inside....but at any given moment there would be a rap star inside, a limo with a movie star outside, and 10 mexican gang members you had to wade through to get in the door

fatburger is amazing place for sure

[Gabriel]

Damn now Im craving a double king with egg and cheese (thats right I said dbl king). Its between FatBurger and Fuddruckers tonight for dinner.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by Gabriel

Damn now Im craving a double king with egg and cheese (thats right I said dbl king). Its between FatBurger and Fuddruckers tonight for dinner.

that is a truely difficult choice

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Gabriel

Damn now Im craving a double king with egg and cheese (thats right I said dbl king). Its between FatBurger and Fuddruckers tonight for dinner.

I had a double King with cheese but no egg.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by Gabriel

Damn now Im craving a double king with egg and cheese (thats right I said dbl king). Its between FatBurger and Fuddruckers tonight for dinner.

No egg at Fuddruckers.

But you can get an ostrich burger.

[JoesHO]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

No egg at Fuddruckers.

But you can get an ostrich burger.

and buffalo. mmmm mmm good

hey speaking where are we eating at when I get to town?

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by JoesHO

and buffalo. mmmm mmm good

hey speaking where are we eating at when I get to town?

The question aint where are we eating, the question is where are we NOT eating?


It reminds me of the story of the old bull and the young bull....

This old bull was standing on top of a hill with a young bull admiring all of the cows in the pasture down below. The young bull says "hey, let's run down there and fuck one of those cows!". The old bull replies "no boy, let's WALK down there and fuck ALL of them".

[Jace]

Originally Posted by JoesHO

and buffalo. mmmm mmm good

hey speaking where are we eating at when I get to town?

maggiano's, fatburger, fuddruckers and krispy kreme

[TheEnforcer]

Hmmmm.... no clue if fatburgers are any good or not. Hopefully some day I will find out.

[bluemoney]

I’ll have to try Fat Burger next time in Atlanta. I usually cruise the Varsity for “Two yella dogs walkin and a bag-a- rags” (Two hotdogs mustard only and chips to go)

PS. Closing down the Gold Club was a stroke of genius huh? Only cost the City Millions in convention business.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by bluemoney

I’ll have to try Fat Burger next time in Atlanta. I usually cruise the Varsity for “Two yella dogs walkin and a bag-a- rags” (Two hotdogs mustard only and chips to go)

PS. Closing down the Gold Club was a stroke of genius huh? Only cost the City Millions in convention business.

um...the conventions still come here...last time I checked the cheetah it was packed wall to wall with convention goers...LOL

the only people closing the gold club effected was athletes and stars, the common man wasnt able to get much action there, but if you had money you got anything you wanted

and yes, we all love the varsity...

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by Jace

um...the conventions still come here...last time I checked the cheetah it was packed wall to wall with convention goers...LOL

the only people closing the gold club effected was athletes and stars, the common man wasnt able to get much action there, but if you had money you got anything you wanted

and yes, we all love the varsity...

Like most competitive situations, The Gold Club made Cheetah better....

Competition is good, keeps both improving trying to out-do the other.

I'm not sure Cheetah has any real competition now for the high-end downtown/midtown/buckhead conventioneer dollars.

No idea if they still do or not, but Gold Rush used to get feature names, but those guys have no clue at all about how do present the high end image that will cause a wealthy patron to want to drop 5 figures in an evening.

Pink Pony and Oasis are both good clubs, but are location challenged and alsoa little week on the presentation and image front as well.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Like most competitive situations, The Gold Club made Cheetah better....

Competition is good, keeps both improving trying to out-do the other.

I'm not sure Cheetah has any real competition now for the high-end downtown/midtown/buckhead conventioneer dollars.

No idea if they still do or not, but Gold Rush used to get feature names, but those guys have no clue at all about how do present the high end image that will cause a wealthy patron to want to drop 5 figures in an evening.

Pink Pony and Oasis are both good clubs, but are location challenged and alsoa little week on the presentation and image front as well.

I agree, the cheetah has gone down hill in a bad way lately...they don't even require a dress code anymore...the girls are turning over at a record rate because they are letting just anyone in the door instead of the nice high end clientle that used to come, those dudes don't even bother anymore

the place is still very nice, and it is the ONLY strip club I will go to in Atlanta, but it is going downhill

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by Jace

I agree, the cheetah has gone down hill in a bad way lately...they don't even require a dress code anymore...the girls are turning over at a record rate because they are letting just anyone in the door instead of the nice high end clientle that used to come, those dudes don't even bother anymore

the place is still very nice, and it is the ONLY strip club I will go to in Atlanta, but it is going downhill

I'm way too jaded to enjoy strip clubs these days. I look at ass and titties all day long, so if I'm in a strip club, it's usually because someone else wants to go. It's largely just an overpriced place to drink, and the hustle is constantly interrupting your conversation.

And I'm picky about the ones I'll go into as well. I always liked Cheetah and Gold Club....I much preferred Gold Club. I attempted to try Gold Rush once and didn't make it past the parking lot.

Self park was go park down the street in a dark lot next to where the crack ho's are doing the walk. And the valet was a dude my size, prolly 50 years old, greasy uncombed hair halfway down his back with who knows what kinda life forms living in it, club t-shirt, a pair of jeans that looked like they'd stand up on their own and he had his wallet on a chain.

And he wants MY keys. He got tire smoke and exhaust. I haven't been back.

[bluemoney]

Is Tattletales still over on Cheshire Bridge Rd? I used to go there back in the early 80’s. Club wasn't much but they had some "hellacious" babes

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by bluemoney

Is Tattletales still over on Cheshire Bridge Rd? I used to go there back in the early 80’s. Club wasn't much but they had some "hellacious" babes

Last time I looked it was....thanks to Motley Crue no one in their right mind will ever change the name of that club.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by bluemoney

Is Tattletales still over on Cheshire Bridge Rd? I used to go there back in the early 80’s. Club wasn't much but they had some "hellacious" babes

yeah, but the babes are just average now

maybe I am jaded being in porn and seeing tits and ass all day long on video, pics and in person....LOL...the only thing that really does it for me anymore is my girl

[bluemoney]

Take it from me, they used to have some dancers there that would make your jaw drop quicker than a tent preachers pants in a cheap motel room.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by bluemoney

Take it from me, they used to have some dancers there that would make your jaw drop quicker than a tent preachers pants in a cheap motel room.

dude, after being in this industry for 6 years now, and being talent in LA for 2 of those years....it honestly would take a woman with a platinum plated pussy and diamond studded boobs to make me even take notice.

fact is, a woman is just a woman anymore, and unless she has never shot a porn scene and is hot as fuck and willing to get in front of the camera, I don't get excited for any of them anymore....

except my wife, she is the exception to anything I just said

[justb]

Isn't the Gold Club a Marta station now?

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by justb

Isn't the Gold Club a Marta station now?

Nah, Marta station is same place it has always been....a ways from the site.

I haven't kept up to know who actually bought it and what's going there. Building was gone, fenced off, ground cleared, looks like something is about to be built there.