My favorite blonde joke

Dianna Vesta · 01-12-2006

This is my favorite blonde joke...

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The
blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her
and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "...let's
put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.

domtheboy · 01-13-2006

LOL..... here's mine....

A blind guy walks into a bar. Obviously being blind he has no idea where he is. He sits down at the bar, orders a drink, and being a sociable chap starts up a conversation with the bartender.

"Hey bartender, how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?"

The bartender leans close to his ear and whispers sternly....

"Look fella, you're a blind guy so I appreciate you weren't to know this. But you are sat in a lesbian bar. 2 stools down from you is the womens kickboxing champion of the world. She is a lesbian blonde.

At the table behind you are two girls from the lesbian chapter of the Hells Angels. They are blondes, and they're celebrating getting out of prison after serving time for armed robbery.

And last but not least, I am a weightlifter, I can bench press 300 lbs and I am blonde. Now i'd like to ask you again, do you think you should really go ahead with that joke ?

The blind man looks thoughtful for a second, then says, "No.........

Not if I'm going to have to explain it four times

"

Winetalk.com · 01-13-2006

hahahah,
thanks guys! My day is made!

01-12-2006	#1
Dianna Vesta Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 2,087	My favorite blonde joke This is my favorite blonde joke... A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box. __________________ Live radio and audio downloads have a definite place in marketing and promoting products. Not only will it capture new customers but it is an excellent way to promote new products to existing customers continuing to build good customer relationships. Click here for more info

01-13-2006	#2
domtheboy Members Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 612	Re: My favorite blonde joke LOL..... here's mine.... A blind guy walks into a bar. Obviously being blind he has no idea where he is. He sits down at the bar, orders a drink, and being a sociable chap starts up a conversation with the bartender. "Hey bartender, how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?" The bartender leans close to his ear and whispers sternly.... "Look fella, you're a blind guy so I appreciate you weren't to know this. But you are sat in a lesbian bar. 2 stools down from you is the womens kickboxing champion of the world. She is a lesbian blonde. At the table behind you are two girls from the lesbian chapter of the Hells Angels. They are blondes, and they're celebrating getting out of prison after serving time for armed robbery. And last but not least, I am a weightlifter, I can bench press 300 lbs and I am blonde. Now i'd like to ask you again, do you think you should really go ahead with that joke ? The blind man looks thoughtful for a second, then says, "No......... Not if I'm going to have to explain it four times "

01-13-2006	#3
Winetalk.com Prostate Examiner I quoff fine wine at corkd.com Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: good 'ole USA Posts: 21,018	Re: My favorite blonde joke hahahah, thanks guys! My day is made! __________________ why dogs sniff each other butts?