My joke for the day!

voodooman · 10-14-2005

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist he needs
some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The
pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my
license; they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will
happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture
and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Red · 10-14-2005

I enjoyed that.

Funbrunette · 10-14-2005

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PornoDoggy · 10-14-2005

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Newton · 10-14-2005

nice one ..

Anthony · 10-14-2005

Very nice!

Dravyk · 10-14-2005

I gotta chuckle!

10-14-2005	#1
voodooman Members Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,695	My joke for the day! A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist he needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license; they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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