Singapore: Bull Semen Improved China Ties

[MorganGrayson]

SINGAPORE (AP) - Singapore said Tuesday that relations with the Chinese province of Shandong grew after it presented officials there with a "unique" gift: quality bull semen.

"Bilateral ties between Singapore and Shandong received another boost Monday, this time with Singapore presenting a unique gift of 200 straws of bull semen," International Enterprise Singapore said in a statement.

The gift of semen was part of a pact to help the eastern Chinese province "improve the quality of cattle breeding and dairy products," said IE Singapore, the external economic wing of the government. The semen was pooled from dairy bull from the United States and Canada, the statement said.

[ReighlynnRaine]

Dear Santa,

I have been very good this year and all I want is some quality bull semen.

Thank you.
Reigh

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by ReighlynnRaine

Dear Santa,

I have been very good this year and all I want is some quality bull semen.

Thank you.
Reigh

MOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOO

[ReighlynnRaine]

Now how would you ship something like that?

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by ReighlynnRaine

Now how would you ship something like that?

I would hand deliver it...

[ReighlynnRaine]

Well in that case remind me to put out the fine china.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

SINGAPORE (AP) - Singapore said Tuesday that relations with the Chinese province of Shandong grew after it presented officials there with a "unique" gift: quality bull semen.

"Bilateral ties between Singapore and Shandong received another boost Monday, this time with Singapore presenting a unique gift of 200 straws of bull semen," International Enterprise Singapore said in a statement.

The gift of semen was part of a pact to help the eastern Chinese province "improve the quality of cattle breeding and dairy products," said IE Singapore, the external economic wing of the government. The semen was pooled from dairy bull from the United States and Canada, the statement said.

you went to google and did it, didn't you

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by sarettah

you went to google and did it, didn't you

Nope. Got it out of the "Odd News" thread on my homepage.

What the hell would you google? "Interesting things done lately with bull semen...aside from the obvious"?????

[Dravyk]

Oh shit!

Ever read something quickly and for a moment read something that is not actually there?

For a split moment I read the thread header as "Bull Semen Improved China TEAS"

Whew!!!!

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Oh shit!

Ever read something quickly and for a moment read something that is not actually there?

For a split moment I read the thread header as "Bull Semen Improved China TEAS"

Whew!!!!

Pssst...I did, too.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Pssst...I did, too.

LOL! Funny thing is ... in Asia they have so many weird things they drink ... snake venom, scorpion juice ... It really could have been possible!

[ReighlynnRaine]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Pssst...I did, too.

I did too for a seccond.