Sarettah's new UNofficial posting rule..please take heed.

sarettah · 09-20-2005

Form this point forward:

If you have not served in a war, you may not denigrate the service of those who have served in a war.

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Originally Posted by Carrie

We could have Kerry with higher taxes and... and... well Kerry didn't stand for much else except for patting himself on the back for getting band-aids in Vietnam.

Or I get to kill you, ok ?

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PornoDoggy · 09-20-2005

Commiepinkohippiefaggot

Inabon · 09-20-2005

erm ok.

Trev · 09-20-2005

Would having once lived in a war zone count as being able to denigrate the service of those who have served in a war?

MorganGrayson · 09-20-2005

The spirit of my father (two tours in South Vietnam, 1968 and 1972) has sarettah's back on this one.

I remember when my dad got back the first time. He was walking across the living room and his arm spontaneously split open and began to bleed. I made those gurgle noises with "uh...DAD!" attached to the end. He looked down and shrugged. "Jungle rot," he said. My little 14 year old mouth made an "O" and stayed that way for a while.

Periodically, he woke up screaming...for the rest of his life.

He told me about the horrific shit they had that they dropped on the forest to strip every living thing. Most of you know it as "Agent Orange." He got a very close up view of that stuff. He died of cancer of the just about everything.

My dad was lucky. To the small town in Connecticut we lived in, he was considered a hero. My mother got him drunk and made him talk about it the first night he was home. (She threw up three times that night, she told me. She *never* told me a word of what they talked about.)

He had a "hippie" (no telling what constituted a "hippie" in my father's mind, though.

) who wanted to paint flowers on his personal carrier, or "half track," to those that know. My dad said fine, as long as he cut a stencil and put a phrase on my father's half track. My dad said "and before you say a word...that's my daughter." So, I had my very own half track named after me. Actually, I had two. The first one went over a land mine. When my dad told me about that, I asked with wide eyes "gosh, I hope nobody got hurt." Good ol' dad managed to convince me that nobody got so much as a scratch. (I was older before I realized how fucking unlikely *that* was.)

I wasn't there, sarettah, but the old WWII phrase resonates. "They also serve who merely sit and wait," or something like that.

Peaches · 09-20-2005

Does the Civil War count? I hid confederate soldiers under my skirts (made from draperies, natch).

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

OK , and lets add in..

"You must have run an affiliate prog that got over 300 joins a day to discuss affiliate proggies"
"Traffic? Have to sent 1 million hits in a day to discuss traffic"
"Mail? In order to discuss mail you must be able to send over 100 joins per day"

So me Anthony technick and Serge do not want to see anyone in our threads except us.

Oh hang on!!!!

If people only posted about sojmething they knew something about...hell'd it be quiet.

Shut up Sarettah you senile old fart!!

someone take the remote from him.......

Anthony · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

OK , and lets add in..

"You must have run an affiliate prog that got over 300 joins a day to discuss affiliate proggies"
"Traffic? Have to sent 1 million hits in a day to discuss traffic"
"Mail? In order to discuss mail you must be able to send over 100 joins per day"

So me Anthony technick and Serge do not want to see anyone in our threads except us.

Oh hang on!!!!

If people only posted about sojmething they knew something about...hell'd it be quiet.

Shut up Sarettah you senile old fart!!

someone take the remote from him.......

Woot!

Signups for Aff program - Check!
Million Clicks a day - Check!
Mail - Check!

I pass!

sarettah · 09-20-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

OK , and lets add in..

"You must have run an affiliate prog that got over 300 joins a day to discuss affiliate proggies"
"Traffic? Have to sent 1 million hits in a day to discuss traffic"
"Mail? In order to discuss mail you must be able to send over 100 joins per day"

If people only posted about sojmething they knew something about...hell'd it be quiet.

Foist of all... I posted an UNofficial rule and will post as many UNofficial rules as I fucking please.

Secondly, I didn't say anyone couldn't post about war, I requested that they not denigrate someone who served unless they had also served. They can still talk all they want, just don't go badmouthing a war record unless you have a war record. I think that's pretty fair.

Thirdly, Feck Off Pikey !!

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

Oh and additionally , on Military matters , if you were an enlisted man , address me as "Sir " and fucking mean it!!!

;-)))

Anthony · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Oh and additionally , on Military matters , if you were an enlisted man , address me as "Sir " and fucking mean it!!!

;-)))

Goddamnit!

PornoDoggy · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Oh and additionally , on Military matters , if you were an enlisted man , address me as "Sir " and fucking mean it!!!

;-)))

Sir, fuck you in the ear, sir.

and I mean it ... really.

sarettah · 09-20-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Oh and additionally , on Military matters , if you were an enlisted man , address me as "Sir " and fucking mean it!!!

;-)))

Yes, sir and fucking mean it

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MorganGrayson · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Yes, sir and fucking mean it

.

Ah, when punctuation goes wrong and others take advantage! I love it!

(Nick...he does get a tad grouchy now and then. Just a tad, though.

)

sarettah · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

(Nick...he does get a tad grouchy now and then. Just a tad, though.

)

I AM NOT FUCKING GROUCHY

dammit

MorganGrayson · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by sarettah

I AM NOT FUCKING GROUCHY

dammit

My apologies, scrumptious. You're not at all grouchy. It's all been just a vicious rumor started, no doubt, by Communists.

Winetalk.com · 09-20-2005

Nick,
when those webmasters talk about military - I listen, everybody else may take a hike.

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

Nick,
when those webmasters talk about military - I listen, everybody else may take a hike.

Did any of them actually face enemy fire?

The Falklands was tough.

So was fucking Belfast!!!

Winetalk.com · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Did any of them actually face enemy fire?

The Falklands was tough.

So was fucking Belfast!!!

yeap..

from
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...8&page=3&pp=50
and more pics there, showing what enemy fire has done to their equipment.

Trev · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

So was fucking Belfast!!!

I know! I lived there!

As for the rest of the rules fuck you, Serge and Sar!!!

sarettah · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

I know! I lived there!

As for the rest of the rules fuck you, Serge and Sar!!!

Steeeeerikkkkkeeeee One .......

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Trev · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Steeeeerikkkkkeeeee One .......

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Fuck off!

PornoDoggy · 09-20-2005

Sir - it's my understanding that there were many more officers volunteering for Fauklands duty than could be accomodated.

Something about so many sheep - so little time ...

Is this true, sir?

Dravyk · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Sir - it's my understanding that there were many more officers volunteering for Fauklands duty than could be accomodated.

Something about so many sheep - so little time ...

Is this true, sir?

Wanna see a Brit get pissed off in record time?

PD, Falklands? You mean the Malvinas, don't you?

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Sir - it's my understanding that there were many more officers volunteering for Fauklands duty than could be accomodated.

Something about so many sheep - so little time ...

Is this true, sir?

Well when I turned up I landed late Sat evening.We were held on the rock.

Turned up at the Officers mess and all everyone was really ponced up.I expected them all to look fucked after a good day yomping after Argies

But nope , everyone was hair slicked , uniform pressed , immaculateetc etc.

I said "Whats up?"

A Ccapt looks over and whispers " tonight's the night the shepherd brings the sheep to camp."

So as you can imagine I was kinda weirded out , I said "Fine , but what about all the pressed uniforms and slicked hair etc"

I was greeted by a chorus of "You don't want to get an ugly one!"

;-))))))

thank you please tip yr waitresses , I'll be here all week.

BTW never went to the Falklands ,nor Belfast , but I have seen all the documentaries...

;-))))

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Well when I turned up I landed late Sat evening.We were held on the rock.

Turned up at the Officers mess and all everyone was really ponced up.I expected them all to look fucked after a good day yomping after Argies

But nope , everyone was hair slicked , uniform pressed , immaculateetc etc.

I said "Whats up?"

A Ccapt looks over and whispers " tonight's the night the shepherd brings the sheep to camp."

So as you can imagine I was kinda weirded out , I said "Fine , but what about all the pressed uniforms and slicked hair etc"

I was greeted by a chorus of "You don't want to get an ugly one!"

;-))))))

thank you please tip yr waitresses , I'll be here all week.

BTW never went to the Falklands ,nor Belfast , but I have seen all the documentaries...

;-))))

Not a titter , huh,...nothing...

......tough board

MorganGrayson · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Not a titter , huh,...nothing...

......tough board

Give a person a fucking minute, will ya? Geeze....

OK, I laughed.

(My email is in my ICQ. PayPal will be fine.)

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

Fuck off Dravyk

Dravyk · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Fuck off Dravyk

PornoDoggy · 09-20-2005

I liked it ... cocksucksir

MorganGrayson · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I liked it ... cocksucksir

Now *that* was funny!!!

XxXotic · 09-20-2005

i don't denigrate the soldiers who fight for our freedoms, I denigrate the leaders who send them into a senseless war for commodities

MorganGrayson · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by XxXotic

i don't denigrate the soldiers who fight for our freedoms, I denigrate the leaders who send them into a senseless war for commodities

Since the beginning of recorded human history, it has *always* been the leaders who deserve denigration.

XxXotic · 09-20-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Since the beginning of recorded human history, it has *always* been the leaders who deserve denigration.

as much as I love taking alternate points of view, I can't do anything but agree with this statement

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

sessssh what a grouch...

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

Trev , he just called you a cunt in ICQ...

PornoDoggy · 09-20-2005

This thread lacks only one thing to be completely Opranoized.

Who's gonna mention Dravyk's balls first?

sarettah · 09-20-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

This thread lacks only one thing to be completely Opranoized.

Who's gonna mention Dravyk's balls first?

I think you just did

Dravyk · 09-20-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Who's gonna mention Dravyk's balls first?

Oh let me guess ... The newly unemployed guy?

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

Someone remove sarettah as a mod...QUICK!!!!!! lol

Trev · 09-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Someone remove sarettah as a mod...QUICK!!!!!! lol

Done!

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev

Done!

ahahahahahahahahahahaha SWEET!!!!!!

sarettah · 09-20-2005

Fuckers

PornoDoggy · 09-20-2005

I'm very sorry.

That was inappropriate of me.

To show my renewed respect, I will treat you like I would a militiary officer.

Is that okay - cocksucksir?

Dravyk · 09-20-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I'm very sorry.

That was inappropriate of me.

To show my renewed respect, I will treat you like I would a militiary officer.

Is that okay - cocksucksir?

Latrine cleaning time!! Grab your toothbrush.

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