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PornoDoggy · 08-07-2005

olice: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock
Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks

POSTED: 12:39 pm PDT August 5, 2005
UPDATED: 7:42 am PDT August 6, 2005

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a Brentwood man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.

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Trev · 08-07-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

Yeah yeah, a likely story

Newton · 08-07-2005

bizarre ..

MorganGrayson · 08-07-2005

Gentlemen.

It has been my understanding that men are rather protective of their testicles.
Removing from the equation how the padlock got there, because it doesn't matter for this equation: would it take any of you *two full weeks* before you yelled for help?

I'm not buying it took two weeks for this guy to yell for help.

I'm thinking "padlock boy" stuck his dick where it didn't belong and a point was made. Rather well, I think.

08-07-2005	#1
PornoDoggy Cramming 3 people in a Room to Attend Show Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Amid the Cornfields of Illinois Posts: 5,366	With Friends Like This ... olice: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks POSTED: 12:39 pm PDT August 5, 2005 UPDATED: 7:42 am PDT August 6, 2005 BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a Brentwood man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles. According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks. The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone. "Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald. The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock. He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury. Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident. Distributed by Internet Broadcasting Systems, Inc. __________________ SEX STORY TEXT Exotic Material for Adult Websites Available for part time (project or ongoing) work ...

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MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: With Friends Like This ... Gentlemen. It has been my understanding that men are rather protective of their testicles. Removing from the equation how the padlock got there, because it doesn't matter for this equation: would it take any of you two full weeks before you yelled for help? I'm not buying it took two weeks for this guy to yell for help. I'm thinking "padlock boy" stuck his dick where it didn't belong and a point was made. Rather well, I think.