Iraqi Air Force!

Buff · 03-27-2003

1) What is the Iraqi air force motto? I came, I saw, Iran.

2) Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program? Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

3)What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad? Two days.

4)What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both have Kurds in their way.

5) What is the best Iraqi job? Foreign ambassador.

6) Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? You only have to teach them to take off.

7) How do you play Iraqi bingo? B-52 ... F-16 ... B-2

8) What is Iraq's national bird? Duck.

9) What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common? They both want to know where all those Tomahawks are coming from!

10) Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see their air force.

Almighty Colin · 03-27-2003

I laughed at every one. I have problems.

Mike AI · 03-27-2003

Some good ones!!

dantheman · 03-27-2003

my fav

9) What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common? They both want to know where all those Tomahawks are coming from!

03-27-2003	#1
Buff Members Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,561	1) What is the Iraqi air force motto? I came, I saw, Iran. 2) Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program? Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there. 3)What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad? Two days. 4)What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both have Kurds in their way. 5) What is the best Iraqi job? Foreign ambassador. 6) Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? You only have to teach them to take off. 7) How do you play Iraqi bingo? B-52 ... F-16 ... B-2 8) What is Iraq's national bird? Duck. 9) What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common? They both want to know where all those Tomahawks are coming from! 10) Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see their air force. __________________

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Mike AI Administrator Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 11,618	Some good ones!! __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

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dantheman Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,878	my fav 9) What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common? They both want to know where all those Tomahawks are coming from! __________________ "Never argue with an idiot....he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."