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Old 03-03-2003   #1
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Congrats to Luke from Sitepass.com he is the asshole of the month for 2003 !!

Also I have found 2 new assholes !!
Heather and Evil Chris !

Off to Mardi Gras, next month a few new changes : )
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I'm honered Billy! Guess the saying Takes One To Know One is right! hehe

I definitely feel safer during Mardi Gras knowing that you're out there protecting us.
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Hmmm - well, I AM #1, and still above Ulfie and Colin, but I didn't realize little meek Luke was going to become Asshole of the Month in order to get me to #1!

Oh well, it was a short month - that's the only explanation........

And I'm glad the oversight of Heather being omitted from the list has been corrected
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Sorry Peaches...I promise I didn't pay him off. I know he's a cop but...
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Old 03-03-2003   #5
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I didn't realize little meek Luke was going to become Asshole of the Month
The Meek shall inherit the.. asshole list?? ;-)


Congrats Luke... and you too Peaches for being #1 Bum
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Congrats Luke! I don't know you well enough to know if your an asshole but Billy is a pretty good judge of that.

It was nice meeting you at the player haters ball
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Cograts Luke!


The just an asshole is rigged! I haven't moved out of the lowest rankings in almost a year!!!
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Peaches.

If you're a bigger asshole than I am, this game is rigged. Maybe I have the wrong address for campaign contributions?
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Peaches.

If you're a bigger asshole than I am, this game is rigged. Maybe I have the wrong address for campaign contributions?
Look pal, it was proven in Vegas in Jan. that I can make someone violently ill with the mere THOUGHT of a date with me, and then make someone ELSE violently ill right after a date with me. Can YOU do that? I don't think so.

Between that and all my sexual escapades with Shok and Gabe (though most of the time I just watched the two of them together), I've EARNED that #1 spot, DAMMIT!
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Peaches,

That's childs play!

Click Here!
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Touche!
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Any other sports besides football I can give you grief about Billy? Seems without giving you grief about how your team didn't make the playoffs I am stuck at the lower levels!! <_<
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Any other sports besides football I can give you grief about Billy? Seems without giving you grief about how your team didn't make the playoffs I am stuck at the lower levels!! <_<
(pssst - I'm sharing this with you since I'm already #1: Point out that it's no longer 2002 - he has the subject of this thread ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH, March 2002. You owe me one. )
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You're very clever.
It comes from reading too much, lol! The sad thing is that I also think faster than I type, so MY writing is usually riddled with typos. But I can find them in a heartbeat in someone ELSE'S stuff, hehehe. I can even read over my writings and not catch things, because I'm hearing what I wrote in my head. Very frustrating :angry:
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ROFLMFAO!!

Let's Do The Time Warp Again!!

Good one Peaches!! Billy's behind the times!! Guess he can't let go of the fact of how miserable a season his team had!!

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Luke...welcome to the club! A more deserving asshole you'd be hard pressed to find. ;-)
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and you are..
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Better watch out Peaches, I'm making a mad dash up the list, already up to #6!! I'm hot on your trail!!

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Billy, I must protest! My efforts in the last 30 days should have shot me right up the list! I have been SUCH an asshole in the last 30 day...

Peaches, #1 couldn't happen to a better asshole... and Luke, what can I say? Way to go, your an asshole for the ages... :-)

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All that whining finally paid off. Now who can I piss off to get higher on the list? I know, forward all my spams to Billy
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Fuck it. take me off the damn list.

I'm not an asshole. I can't even get higher up on the list. Alex is higher than me for crying out loud!
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Opti! Your avatar! Dennis Leary's one of my favorites! Wish I'd thought of it :P I still can't come up with a good avatar.
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thanks heather

I was so happy to be an asshole I had to celebrate it in avatar ;-)

but everytime I post and see it the bloody song starts going off in my head again :P
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that list is fucking rigged, what on EARTH did I do to deserve position 4?!?!?!?


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Gawd, Opti, now you have me humming it, too.

I'm an assholllllllllllllllle...an assholllllllllle.
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Luke,

congrats on being the top dawg Asshole of the month!!

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that list is fucking rigged, what on EARTH did I do to deserve position 4?!?!?!?
I assume you weren't really wanting an answer to that?

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Congrats to the assholes - WTG!

And welcome to the new ones - I love how we can even put such a positive spin on being an asshole. It's a highly respected honor here on Oprano!

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that list is fucking rigged, what on EARTH did I do to deserve position 4?!?!?!?
CJ...

Billy is prejudiced against Aussies ever since Paul Hogan gave him the cold sholder at Mardi Gras in 2000 and stopped answering his love letters...

Also there was that Koala bear anal sex thing at the zoo... But I think that left him warm and fuzzy...
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Heather,

Thats a great button! Although I will have to disagree with you
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hmmm...

How can I, a lowly newbie, attain assholehood ??
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Thats a great button! Although I will have to disagree with you
eew eew eew eew eeeeewwww!!!!

STOP!!!!
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Thats a great button! Although I will have to disagree with you
What are you disagreeing with ? ?

You dont think Heather is an asshole ?

Or.......
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What are you disagreeing with ? ?

You dont think Heather is an asshole ?

Not lately but she must have a lot of points left over from 1997/98 to merit inconclusion.



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What are you disagreeing with ? ?

You dont think Heather is an asshole?
Not lately but she must have a lot of points left over from 1997/98 to merit inconclusion.

*sigh* the good old days....nothing like the rip-roaring asshole pissing matches of old. You know - you'd think Heather got it out of her system because she has mellowed a bit over the years - but I wouldn't push it. It's kind of like teasing the napping tigress at the zoo. NOT smart! She could leap into action ANY second! lol
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From the Asshole of the Month Oct 2001 - I've said it before but ......
The asshole judge is not above accepting bribes - FOOD WORKS WELL
If you want to be asshole of the month
Go to New Orleans and take Billy to dinner

and sing the Asshole song often
"I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying how about this heat
I am Asshole"



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Congrats Luke...

You recovered from Mardi Gras yet?
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