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Tory Lane was the first adult entertainment actress we encountered. Lane, who acts and directs for Sin City Entertainment and stars in such films as 'Nurse This' and 'First Person Shooter,' began her entertainment career dancing ballet at the age of six. Her first taste of adult-themed work began with participation in an amateur contest at a strip club – the rest was history. She has since been in over 120 adult features. Lane was kind enough to hold nothing back as she talked to us about her sex life and her favorite gadgets. We share her answers with you below.

What gadgets do you always bring with you to the set for downtime?

Downtime? I bring my little Nintendo ... my little [Sony] PSP. I bring my iPod, I bring a lot of technology, plus my vibrator. My favorite vibrator is the massager, the Magic Wand!


What cell phone do you have right now and what do you love/hate about it?

I have the Trio for my texting, and then I have a regular RAZR for my calls. I hate them both because they think they're smarter than me, and I refuse to read their books. So unless I'm stuck, then I'll look through the manual.


Are you thinking of getting an iPhone?

I do want an iPhone, though, but I'm so rough. The touch screen?! Just like the Treo gets to me, I end up breaking them. I've been through like four Trios. I'm too rough with the touch screen. It's too sensitive for me...


So, do you think Angelina Jolie...

Angelina Jolie, is she even around anymore? God, I've known her for years! Absolutely, dude. She lives in New York. I'm from New York.


Who's the last person you sent a text message to and what was it about?

The last text message I sent was to my makeup artist, saying, "Where the f@#$ are you at?! It's sounds like rough s%$*, right? Either they love me or they're scared of me.


What site or service do you use every time you go online?

It's usually MapQuest because I'm a woman and I have no sense of direction. I Google myself a lot.


What site gives you the best coverage?

My f%$@#$ Web site, www.torylane.com, kid!


Name one thing you wish your iPod, cell phone or laptop did that that it doesn't do right now.

I'm with Mac... Like I said about cell phones, my laptop thinks it's smarter than me. I'm like, "I don't know it. What's wrong?" My boyfriend is like, "Turn it on, Bimbo!"... Otherwise, I just wish it could get me off.


Say you're stranded on a desert island, what gadget do you bring with you?

That machine that freezes... What's that alcohol that tastes like licorice? Jager! The gadget that I would bring is a Jager cooler.


Do you play video games?

Yes, I do. But I stopped at Sega's 'Sonic the Hedgehog'. That's as far as I got.


You mentioned that you have a Mac. Why did you choose Mac?

Because I'm stupid and it's self-explanatory. And I'm a director and it has iPhoto and it's good for Photoshop. And besides, I bang the co-CEO of Mac, so Daddy pays the allowance.

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[Toby]

...And besides, I bang the co-CEO of Mac, so Daddy pays the allowance.

[TheEnforcer]

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