I think I finally figured out this post thing

[original_adult]

I guess I will say hello.

Hello.

[Dravyk]

Congrats! And hello!!

[Newton]

Welcome to Oprano

[TheEnforcer]

Hello.. welcome to Oprano...

[MorganGrayson]

Hello and welcome!

[sarettah]

Welcome to the mix

Now, who are you ?

What do you do ?

and if you got em:

Show us your Tits !!!

(this is your chance to spam your shizzle all over our drizzle.... )

[Trev]

Welcome to the O, were you having problems working out how to post?

[original_adult]

Yeah boss. I had trouble figuring out to post and then figuring out how to reply to this. It's been a long time since I have used any computers and they looked a bit differnt back then. I just started using and learning the internet about a month and a half ago. It is still very confusing.

Thank you all for the welcome. No I dont have tits.

I used to be pretty big in the adult game. Ran a couple of bbs back in the early nineties.

[Evil Chris]

When in doubt, just hit Alt-F4.

Welcome. I used to play on the BBSes back in the early 90s.
Fun times.

[selena]

Hello and welcome

[original_adult]

Thanks again for all the welcomes.

What kind of place is this anyway. I read through some of the messages and see 5-0 in here. Is he cool?

We used to have 5-0 around the shop all the time. Cost us a lot of dough to keep them off.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by original_adult

Thanks again for all the welcomes.

What kind of place is this anyway. I read through some of the messages and see 5-0 in here. Is he cool?

We used to have 5-0 around the shop all the time. Cost us a lot of dough to keep them off.

voodooman , is a cop and an old and very good friend and member of the Oprano family.

Welcome to Oprano.

[original_adult]

ok cool. Family is family. I can live with that.

you the head boss?

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by original_adult

ok cool. Family is family. I can live with that.

you the head boss?

They let me think I am.

[Lisa]

Oh boy...

[Evil Chris]

Originally Posted by Lisa

Oh boy...

You can say that again.

[Dravyk]

Time for you to fuck off again until your next alias and proxy.

[original_adult]

so is you the muscle ?

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by original_adult

so is you the muscle ?

I am many things to many people.

[TheEnforcer]

Bithces? Muscle?

[original_adult]

I used to be in the business back when and I was the odd job man. I thought maybe I could get back into the racket.

Yeah butches and punks all over the place out in the world.

[Red]

Originally Posted by original_adult

I used to be in the business back when and I was the odd job man. I thought maybe I could get back into the racket.

Yeah butches and punks all over the place out in the world.

If you used to be in the business back when, you must have been a child prodigy, because you sound like you're only about 16 now.

Butches and punks? Oh please, give me a break.

[original_adult]

butches shoulda been bitches. I don't waste a lot of times with words in the world. Takes more words then I like to talk this way.

So you think you decide who is in around here. Maybe you do maybe you dont.

ok i got confused so I dont know if you and red are chicks or guys or what anymore.

I put capitol letters on important shit I dont waste them on the help.

Nah, an aggressive bitch is ok. I know lots of guys that would bve punked if they didnt have some mean mama waiting to lay in to them in the world.

Guys that do business with me will get what they pay for. an honest job at an honest wage. Nobody does shit better then me.

and the fancy college talk don't faze me. I can talk the talk if I need to but I dont like to seem uppitty.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by original_adult

butches shoulda been bitches. I don't waste a lot of times with words in the world. Takes more words then I like to talk this way.

So you think you decide who is in around here. Maybe you do maybe you dont.

ok i got confused so I dont know if you and red are chicks or guys or what anymore.

I put capitol letters on important shit I dont waste them on the help.

Nah, an aggressive bitch is ok. I know lots of guys that would bve punked if they didnt have some mean mama waiting to lay in to them in the world.

Guys that do business with me will get what they pay for. an honest job at an honest wage. Nobody does shit better then me.

and the fancy college talk don't faze me. I can talk the talk if I need to but I dont like to seem uppitty.

So. You desire to throw down with me. As you wish.

Listen you little squat brained weasel, you don't use more words because you only fucking know about ten. You sound like you've been punked out so many times your asshole has such an echo that your neighbors can hear your farts for days. You've got "doing shit" down to an art and I don't imagine that you could find anybody this side of an institution's walls that does shit better than you. You ain't fazed by the "college talk" because you didn't understand a word of it. I imagine "seeming uppity" isn't a real big problem for you unless you're comparing the paint jobs on the double wides with some other asshole who thinks his beer bottle collection is art. Go find some siliconed, dive bar waitress to suckle you and see if this time puberty hits.

[PornoDoggy]

Damn.

Was reading this thread as CSN's Deja Vu was playing on the radio.

Coincidence? I think not ...

[PornoDoggy]

I am suddenly having flashbacks to sophmore English class.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I am suddenly having flashbacks to sophmore English class.

I do believe I'm over the legal limit on English classes and can tell you right now that all a good English class does is give you a good ear. You will *never* remember the actual rule for why something is right or wrong, but you'll know it when you hear it.

I was a guest speaker at a middle school English class and when I said that to the class I thought the teacher (darling, cute, dedicated teacher that he was) nearly achieved a certain degree of physical release. He nodded at me like a mad thing with a huge grin. The class, of course, also nodded. (Just as children will take as gospel truths something said by anyone other than their parents - even if their parents said the same damned thing, students hang onto every word of the way cool "guest speaker," even if their teacher had been trying to pound the same thing into their little skulls.)

One of the more fun things with that little exercise was finding out about the nickel budget (whatever, schools are broke) the school newspaper had. I handed the principal a check for $50 and said "you just received an anonymous donation for the school newspaper's printing cost, got it?" She smiled and nodded and had a death grip on the check.

OT: I have had my small tastes in the "use of power" in my life. "Power" means different things to different people, and of course the use and/or abuse of power has even more meanings. My tenure with the PTA, etc., gave me quite a taste for the "big fish, small pond" use of power. I rather liked having a large group of people all thinking/saying their personal versions of "don't fuck with this bitch."

[sarettah]

How the hell did this thread get from preparing to squash the life out of a newbie poster to a discussion of English class ?


English class was gay.
Worrying about proper English is gay.
Correcting folks improper english is gay.
Discussing English class as if it is interesting to someone is gay.
Responding to this post in any manner is gay.

[PornoDoggy]

You are assuming it's a newbie poster.

I have my doubts.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I have my doubts.

When, in your entire life, have you not had doubts ?

[PornoDoggy]

Originally Posted by sarettah

When, in your entire life, have you not had doubts ?

I doubt that I can prove to you that there were times I was without a doubt.

In other words, your doubts about my ability to not doubt are doubtful.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

You are assuming it's a newbie poster.

Either way, they were getting ready to squash it

[Red]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Either way, they were getting ready to squash it

I was just helping Morgan out with her confusion on homonyms.

As far as this asshole, he is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime.

[Sin]

From the point this thread was created, I was reluctant to click on it due to the sheer stupidity of its title. I avoided clicking on it until now... when I lacked anything better to do. Upon reading the first page, I was was apprehensive about clicking through to view page 2... although I will confess that the content of page 2 seriously appealed to my "bitch" side...

Page 3 has been delightful; Coincidentally, 'it' has not appeared yet on page 3...