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Old 10-05-2004   #1
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The pretty young lady was having a tooth pulled.
The dentist gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit" routine before bending over her with a drill in his hand.
He immediately drew back in complete alarm.
"Miss," he said in a barely audible whisper, "You have hold of my testicles!"

"Yes, doc, I know," she smiled, "and we aren't
going to hurt each other, are we?
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DAMN! I bet she would be an interesting woman to date.
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I can imagine Tony Soprano doing the same thing.

But he'd probably use a pair of pliars.
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Tony's too homophobic to touch another guy's nuts... That said, he prolly dreams of teabaggin Christopher... Kinda Sopranos meets Oz thing... lol
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Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Oct 5 2004, 07:59 PM
he prolly dreams of teabaggin Christopher
Mark, lets be honest, who doesnt

That reminds about that news piece a few weeks ago about the dentist putting his semen in his female patients mouths LOL

'you may feel a little prick in your mouth'
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Sure Christopher has a pretty mouth, but Uncle Juniors is prettier... Plus his head looks like a penis... Paulie should just get outta the closet... saving that painting and putting his face over Tony's? Plueeeeze... He should just wear his chaps, harness and little leather hat to work one day.
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Uncle Juniors is prettier... Plus his head looks like a penis...
*sigh* Now I'll never be able to look at Junior the same way again.

Bastard! :grrr:
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For every messenger ya shoot, the less likely you'll hear the truth from the next one...
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