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Old 10-08-2003   #1
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Heres your opportunity to shine boys and girls.



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Huh? Is this JoeE posting again?
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Heres your oppertunity to shine boys and girls.
Is that something like an oppOrtunity....except Arkansas style ??

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Huh? Is this JoeE posting again?
hahaha,

Mike, its Kirk.

Joe posts under his own acct now.

I take it you havent seen the gfy thread?
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I really think the modern 'qwertyuiop' keyboard is totally out of order, the keys are just too far apar.... oh... damn... excuse me... I thought this was an open thread for NetMidgets.... my bad
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I really think the modern 'qwertyuiop' keyboard is totally out of order, the keys are just too far apar.... oh... damn... excuse me... I thought this was an open thread for NetMidgets.... my bad
Ok, come clean up the Dr. Pepper thats all over my desk now.
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hahaha, thanks

Sometimes, I forget the spell checker.
Well, an okie spell checker (or a jaysqwack spell checker for that matter) probably wouldn't have picked it up either.........




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Are you trying to insult me?

You're a gd jayhawker to ya know?

Or you live on the misery side?
I would never try to insult you vdm........

And HELL NO I'm not a Jaysqwalker... Yes, I am in Misery (The Blow Me State)............ Only go over to Dorothy world when I absotively, posilutely have to.........




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The redneck first establishes the residence of its mate....



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m'kay you guys got me lost now.... is this like redneck talk or sumit?
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The redneck first establishes the residence of its mate....
I got this Steve Irwin voice run through my head as I read that
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The Crocodile fucker.

Firm were going to do a series of film called this.The first script went like this (with the accent of course)

"""Here we go....
right...this one looks like she's ready for breeding.A right little slut this one.Notice how they all congregate in a given area when they are in season.We call this "a bar". """

I reckon it'd have been great...til we got sued. ;-)))
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The Crocodile fucker.

Firm were going to do a series of film called this.The first script went like this (with the accent of course)

"""Here we go....
right...this one looks like she's ready for breeding.A right little slut this one.Notice how they all congregate in a given area when they are in season.We call this "a bar". """

I reckon it'd have been great...til we got sued. ;-)))
Hahahahahaha

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m'kay you guys got me lost now.... is this like redneck talk or sumit?
Ok... a pause in our redneck mating dance to help edumacate the audience....

VDM is an Okie who went to University of Kansas in Lawrence Kansas. The KU mascot is the Jayhawk.... The KU teams are all called the Jayhawks and every KU grad has to be able to do the mating call of the adult Jayhawk... Rokk Chokk Jayhawk before they can graduate....

KU alumni are rabid about how great the Jayhawks are in everything



http://www.jayhawkstour.ku.edu/
http://www.kuathletics.com/

I live in Kansas City, Missouri, about 45 minutes away from KU.....

Everybody in Kansas City (except me cause I am the one lone transplant in the entire mettro area) either graduated from KU or MU (University of Missouri...Columbia...about 100 miles East of here) and in every workplace there is a constant KU vs MU rivalry.....

Easiest way to ruffle the feathers (pun intended) of a JayHawk fan is to make fun of the JayHawks..... Easiest way to make fun of an MU fan is to show them the sports stats page....

Therefore, ever since I found out that MY GOOD FRIEND Voodooman went to KU, I have taken jabs every now and again through the only weapon I know will work every single time.....

Thats the end of this educational post....

we now return you to the current thread in progress.....

(Rokk Chokk Chicken Hawks....................)



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My G_d do I have to educate you on your education?

Its Rock Chalk Jayhawk.

More tidbits, the Jayhawk, is the only inanimate mascot
in the entire NCAA.

Cool huh?

BTW, I was born in Kansas, raised in Okla.
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Reading back, I guess I just supported your theory about
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BT,

How are you doing with this?

http://www.baldheadshine.com/
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BT,

How are you doing with this?

http://www.baldheadshine.com/
Sheez.... you're the one that had a bald head at least in the last pic I saw of you.........

Mine is only bald on top

Hair is there on the sides and in the back (of the head...dammit...not on the back back)

Pony tail is about a foot long down the back at this point....

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Dammit Voodooman........

I see you have apppropriated my chicken hawk image for your signature....

I will have you know that I grabbed that image from a site and spent 2 minutes cropping and saving it to my server.....

You are in violation of my copyright covering anything I appropriate from the net... You are also in violation of my patents on cutting and pasting technology and on hard disk writing technology....

You owe me a gadzillion bucks !!!!!

Pay up or prepare for court !!!!



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Speak to my attorney.

And thanks for saving me the time.

Remember this ol' friend?

http://www.kuathletics.com/football/photos...rdon_Return.jpg

hahahahaa
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BT,

How are you doing with this?

http://www.baldheadshine.com/
wrong thread, fuck



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My G_d do I have to educate you on your education?

Its Rock Chalk Jayhawk.

More tidbits, the Jayhawk, is the only inanimate mascot
in the entire NCAA.

Cool huh?

BTW, I was born in Kansas, raised in Okla.
When did you turn jewish?!
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