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Old 08-21-2003   #1
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hghpaysbig you are a fucking asshole

The only reason you are here is to spam your snakeoil hormones for midgets, senile 90 yr olds and wasting AIDS patients.

You have nothing interesting, clever or funny to say. Every single post you have made so far has been to peddle your lame snakeoil. Even your nickname is a spam slogan. You are so fucking transparent even Forest could figure you out.

If you want to advertise your shit here buy a banner. Otherwise get the fuck out of here and peddle your crappy shit somewhere else.



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Timon, tell us how you really feel!!

We need JR to give a follow up post now!
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hehehe

You sound like a fucking wildcat protecting it's turf Timon!

Is it ok to peddle crappy snakeoil if i have a banner spot?

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Is it ok to peddle crappy snakeoil if i have a banner spot?
it shows product comitment















edited because I'm a moron who messed up the quote and I need some hSOH in my ass to make me smart... ask Timon



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Is it ok to peddle crappy snakeoil if i have a banner spot?
Why ask me? This isn't my board ;-)
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edited because I'm a moron who messed up the quote and I need some hSOH in my ass to make me smart... ask Timon
Come on you know you want it!

Bend over and let me pump a good hot wad of Human Snake Oil Hormone up your ass ;-))
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It's better for my ass and dosen't make my face go like this
Believe me... If I'd be pumping hSOH up your ass your face would be more like this:
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Unless you're like voodooman, then your face would be like
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but that aside, your making me very nervous now
Oh wait, I just read the label, it says "Shake well before use"
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But if this is how you shake it up it looks like it goes in via injection to me
Oh but it IS a suppository!

It melts in your ass like nothing else, wanna bet? ;-))
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Sure thats what I keep telling my wife... she doesn't buy it either
Mine has "Melts in your ass, not in your mouth" tatooed on the side ;-))
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Timon,
I like your train of thought...

wanna become official "Advertising Nazi"?

the job is yours!

(and it even pays 20%)
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Sure thats what I keep telling my wife... she doesn't buy it either
Mine has "Melts in your ass, not in your mouth" tatooed on the side ;-))
Damn!!!

I could only get "Hi" on the side of mine....


Which is why I can't understand my wife problem... It's not like its going to hurt
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wanna become official "Advertising Nazi"?
Do I get to have a swastika avatar? ;-)
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hghpaysbig - email john at cotac dot com ASAP to collect your invoice!!
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hghpaysbig - email john at cotac dot com ASAP to collect your invoice!!
excellent!!!!

you are da man!
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did you really come to Florida for Internext?
No I wasn't there, seems like you skipped the country for nothing ;-)
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Which is why I can't understand my wife problem... It's not like its going to hurt
Maybe she's scared she'll have to suck it afterwards...
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