I Saw Fabio Tonight

sharky · 12-28-2002

I saw Fabio in Benihana tonight. he was wearing his denim shirt with the buttons undone to his navel!

He was with 2 VERY unattractive women. One of them could have passed as an ugly brother.

The Japanese girls were all googly eyed over him. I don't see why.

It looked like he hadn't washed his hair all week. He was in need of a shave.

so what's the deal?

voodooman · 12-28-2002

Sharky,

come on, think of all the rock stars, and movie stars out there that
look worse than Fabio, but still attract a fan club.

Fame has its advantages thats for damn sure.

sharky · 12-28-2002

lol. these ladies he was with had to be family!!.. Unless his fan club is dwindling

TheEnforcer · 12-28-2002

When you have your face plastered on millions of romance novels there are bound to be millions of women who have some interesting fantasies about you after having read so many trashy romance novels with your mug on the cover!!

Peaches · 12-28-2002

If I was a lesbian, I'd go for Fabio. Long hair, shaved chest, girly attitude - does NOTHING for me

I hope I posted this in time for all you guys to stop growing your hair out, shaving your chest and subscribing to Martha Stewart's Living in order to impress me!

Vick · 12-28-2002

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Originally posted by Peaches@Dec 28 2002, 10:51 AM
If I was a lesbian, I'd go for Fabio. Long hair

I guess you'd go for me too if you were a Lesbian

JFK · 12-28-2002

Isnt he kind of getting long in the tooth, to have his shirt unbuttoned to the navel?

Dravyk · 12-28-2002

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Originally posted by voodooman@Dec 28 2002, 02:43 AM
Sharky,

come on, think of all the rock stars, and movie stars out there that
look worse than Fabio, but still attract a fan club.

Fame has its advantages thats for damn sure.

Good point! If Keith Richards and Steven Tyler can get laid ... Fabio can.

That said, I really do know what you mean, Sharky. Amazing.

Winetalk.com · 12-28-2002

who is Fabio?

am I living sheltered life?
;-)))

Mike AI · 12-28-2002

I do not know any women who think Fabio is hot.... he is a fiction made by the media. Only women who like him are the old spinisters who never make it out of the house, who have never had a date, and never will...

You know the perfect kind of gal for Voodoo!

:P :P

voodooman · 12-28-2002

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Originally posted by Mike AI@Dec 28 2002, 01:57 PM
I do not know any women who think Fabio is hot.... he is a fiction made by the media. Only women who like him are the old spinisters who never make it out of the house, who have never had a date, and never will...

You know the perfect kind of gal for Voodoo!

:P :P

Thanks Mike,

I really appreciate that.

There goes what self esteem I was developing.

Peaches · 12-28-2002

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Originally posted by Mike AI@Dec 28 2002, 02:57 PM
I do not know any women who think Fabio is hot.... he is a fiction made by the media. Only women who like him are the old spinisters who never make it out of the house, who have never had a date, and never will...

Not ALL of them - remember, I said I DIDN'T like him

And Drav, your hair doesn't have that "I spent 4 hours washing, conditioning, coloring, and blow drying" look to it that Fabio's does - you're still male in my book

Serge - apparently this guy was the model for many of the "romance" novel covers and at some point and time, the folks running the PR train decided to make him a public figure instead of just a model. I've seen him on TV and such and he has about as much personality and intelligence as the 1 dimensional figures he portrays on the books

He currently has an ad running here for the lotto that no one really quite understands......

Dravyk · 12-28-2002

And Peaches, you're still cute, even though your avatar looks like it just came out of a space ship. :P

Don't forget Fabio in those two fantastic "I can't believe it's not butter .... spread" TV commercials! LOL!

Nickatilynx · 12-28-2002

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Fame has its advantages thats for damn sure.

try being "infamous".

Much better!!

Quote:

I hope I posted this in time for all you guys to stop growing your hair out, shaving your chest and subscribing to Martha Stewart's Living in order to impress me!

You mean I don't have to shave my back?
Excellent

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And Drav, your hair doesn't have that "I spent 4 hours washing, conditioning, coloring, and blow drying" look to it that Fabio's does - you're still male in my book

absolutely,j ust unlikely to mate

Dravyk · 12-29-2002

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absolutely,j ust unlikely to mate

Who the hell needs mating when there's cloning?!

Sex, I get plenty of. But mating? Yuck!

Billy · 12-29-2002

Ahh... . I think he is kind of cute : )

Buts thats just me !

*KK* · 12-29-2002

Perhaps he and Anna Nicole would be a match made in narcisstic heaven.

VooMan · 12-29-2002

I always crack up when I see his "I can't believe it's not butter" commercials.

The guy sounds like Elmer Fudd... haha

12-29-2002

He is such a has-been... I can't believe he has anyone hanging on him any more...

Mike AI · 12-29-2002

Fabio is old news, he never really was an A list type anyone. Hell I bet even KB has his number on his rolodex!!

Anyone remember when he was hit in the face by a pigeon when riding a roller coaster? I think he broke his nose...

MikeW · 12-29-2002

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Originally posted by Mike AI@Dec 29 2002, 04:41 PM
Hell I bet even KB has his number on his rolodex!!

ROFL! if I was KB I wouldn't know whether to laugh or take offense at that comment ...

;-))))

Dravyk · 12-29-2002

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Originally posted by Mike AI@Dec 29 2002, 04:41 PM
Fabio is old news, he never really was an A list type anyone

Good point! At Fabio's "height" he wasn't even close to being a Kato Kaelin. (Who I think managed to somehow be an "A" list guy for about three months.)

Mike AI · 12-29-2002

Drav I can promise you KB has Kato in his rolodex!!!

Dravyk · 12-30-2002

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Originally posted by Mike AI@Dec 29 2002, 08:37 PM
Drav I can promise you KB has Kato in his rolodex!!!

Too funny, Mike!!

Yeah, we have to have a peek at KB's rolodex one of these days. If only for Aria, Nikii and Aimee.

sarah_webinc · 12-30-2002

ick, ick and ick

He really does nothing at all for me. I hate the big buff types..give me a geeky guy anyday (and i'll give you back a man..hehe).

Nickatilynx · 12-30-2002

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He really does nothing at all for me. I hate the big buff types..give me a geeky guy anyday (and i'll give you back a man..hehe).

Perfect , we'll send you redlion

JFK · 12-30-2002

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Originally posted by VooMan@Dec 29 2002, 01:08 PM
I always crack up when I see his "I can't believe it's not butter" commercials.

The guy sounds like Elmer Fudd... haha

Please Dont insult Elmer Fudd !

ulfie · 12-30-2002

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc@Dec 30 2002, 02:05 AM
ick, ick and ick

He really does nothing at all for me. I hate the big buff types..give me a geeky guy anyday (and i'll give you back a man..hehe).

Where should I send myself? We would have to be discreet though because Todd would fire you if he knew you were with me.

sarah_webinc · 12-30-2002

fired by Todd and divorced by husband. Hmmm, it would have to be REALLY good.

01-02-2003

Hi Sarah!

I saw him NYC a month ago when he was doing a GOODDAYNY promo.

I agree with above, but there were like 30 women around and 15 of them were VERY hot. Like profession 20's type with nice outfits at all, the ones I want to grab and make "sponsors" for my site...

Yes, any one who is moderatly famous gets hot women.

(sung to the tune of the new years song)

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(and Sarah, if your geek guy got long hair and a shaved chest, just wait a bit...
the hair on his chest will grow back, and the hair on his head will fall out eventually

- or you can
CUT

it off)

Last edited by heqdvd at Jan 2 2003, 04:59 AM

sarah_webinc · 01-02-2003

To each there own but there will always be a class of people that like things because they are told to like them. Same thing happens with movies. How many people (women in particular) went nuts over Titanic? Those who know how to control hype are the ones with the most power in our society.

Geeks...hair, no hair, I love most of them. Its the brain that turns me on.

Forest · 01-03-2003

I think its the long hair...

Thats all women see in me

Shok · 01-03-2003

I think the truth is......just like serge, fabio's real name is cleetus and he's from kentucky

sarah_webinc · 01-03-2003

fabio did have one of the best phot-ops gone wrong - anyone else remember when he was riding the rollercoaster and a bird hit him and died?

12-28-2002	#1
sharky Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 750	I saw Fabio in Benihana tonight. he was wearing his denim shirt with the buttons undone to his navel! He was with 2 VERY unattractive women. One of them could have passed as an ugly brother. The Japanese girls were all googly eyed over him. I don't see why. It looked like he hadn't washed his hair all week. He was in need of a shave. so what's the deal? __________________ Sharky Pimp Mansion :: Marketing and Program Director icq: 1242876 Promote Dating via API? Contact me for details! Promote Hornymatches at PimpMansion!

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Mike AI Administrator Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 11,618	I do not know any women who think Fabio is hot.... he is a fiction made by the media. Only women who like him are the old spinisters who never make it out of the house, who have never had a date, and never will... You know the perfect kind of gal for Voodoo! :P :P __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

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sarah_webinc Members Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: American In London Posts: 966	ick, ick and ick He really does nothing at all for me. I hate the big buff types..give me a geeky guy anyday (and i'll give you back a man..hehe). __________________ Special Boards Design Deal: 100 Banners = $799 ! Make 50% commissions promoting our pills! - sarah@webinc.com for details.

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heqdvd Guest Posts: n/a	Hi Sarah! I saw him NYC a month ago when he was doing a GOODDAYNY promo. I agree with above, but there were like 30 women around and 15 of them were VERY hot. Like profession 20's type with nice outfits at all, the ones I want to grab and make "sponsors" for my site... Yes, any one who is moderatly famous gets hot women. (sung to the tune of the new years song) $$ $$$ $ $$ $$$ $$ $ $ $$ $$$ $ $$ $$ $$ $ $$$ $$ $ $$ $ $ (and Sarah, if your geek guy got long hair and a shaved chest, just wait a bit... the hair on his chest will grow back, and the hair on his head will fall out eventually - or you can CUT it off) Last edited by heqdvd at Jan 2 2003, 04:59 AM

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