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I always try and buy great gifts for all my friends and family, but I was reflecting all the shitty gifts I have received in the past. See if anyone can top this.....
for my birthday, Shok sent me an express mail ziploc baggie of his spooge! It was funny at first, but then he is sorta stalker like! I never really mentioned it, but since Xmas is coming, NO BODY FLUIDS FROM YOU PLEASE SHOK! Thanks! Last edited by Shann at Dec 2 2002, 07:23 AM
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it started out as popcicles, i guess it melted
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it won't top yours but...
Quick background - I'm immature, watch cartoons, have nonadult toys and such.. About 3 years ago I got dog squeeky toys as a gift. They were the gift, wasn't a joke, wasn't in addition to anything else and I don't have a dog. Yup, the rubber squeeky toys of the 7 dwarfs was probably the worst gift I got in a while.. -Dennis |
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I was dating a guy in NJ who made a decent amount of money (though in NJ, that's relative
 ). We started dating in January, so it had been almost a year when Christmas rolled around. I wear very little jewelry, but what I do wear is nice - no costume jewelry and nothing large.He gave me the TACKIEST, largest, heaviest crap necklace, earrings, bracelet and pin I've ever seen in my entire life. We're talking Walmart quality here (not that there's anything wrong with that - I don't want Shok to get a complex since that's where he buys jewelry). Add to that I mentioned that we needed egg nog for Christmas and he bought the junk that comes in a can - NASTY. I sold the "jewelry" (and I do use that term loosely) at a garage sale for $5 so I guess all wasn't lost 
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my father buys me a diary whenever he bothers to buy a gift
he gets my sister and I matching ones ... the ones you buy on a newstand for $5, with gold leafing around the edge and a maroon or black cover with a ribbon to show the page .... being that i haven't used a paper organizer in about 3 years, I wonder when i will ever stop receiving diaries ... does anyone want to buy unused diaries from 1996, 1999 and 2002? |
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the worst gift I got for Xmass was...gonorreah.
no more Christian holidays for me ;-)))
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my worst christmas gift ever:
when I was 16, all I wanted was a Transam, like the smokey and the bandit car. Well one day my dad and I found one. I was in love, had to have it. I begged and pleaded for it for christmas...my dad kept saying dont worry, you'll get it. Every week we would go by and look ait to make sure it wasnt sold. Everything on it was perfect, except it was missing a radiator overflow bottle. No big deal, those are cheap, easy fix. My dad kept telling me how cool it will be when I get that car, then he wont have to give me rides anymore. I told all my friends about it before christmas break and we all made plans on where we would be driving after I got it. Christmas day comes and my parents have this little box for me under the tree. I was so excited, i figured they were being cute and put the keys in there. When I opened it up it was a plastic radiator overflow bottle. I was like, wow I really did get it cause heres the part I need! I slowly realized that they didnt get me the car  They got the part for me for when I got the car myself! I asked my dad what happened....he had told me I would get it. He said I know I told you that, cause you will the get the car....when you get a descent job and can pay for it. i stabbed them in their sleep that night
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OH ronnie! You should have sent it in a cooler then! duh! Did you think the sheer temperature in Canada would keep them frozen? lol
OH and another one (and I'm not mentioning any names but don't get that offended) was when my b/f at the time who was American, went out and blew like $1K CAD ($40 USD haha) at the mall while I got a manicure. When we met up, he said he bought me something, so I was excited to get home to see what he bought me. WELL it was a pair or boxers that had the Canada flag on them or something for himself, but he bought them for ME right. Wow. I was thrilled. ROFL 
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Shok,
I'll trade you plastic bottle for gonoreah any time ;-))
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Oh and to add to my boxer shorts story, I didn't stab him, but I couple days later I told him I would (the resentment over the boxers perhaps....?) then he left, so he didn't get stabbed. If I saw him now, I don't think I would stab him. No unless he deserved it.
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When I was a prodom I made all my clients bring me a bottle of wine or perfume. You can tell a lot about a man this way.
There are men who put thought into something. Men who have no imagination and feel they need to impress by buying the most expensive. Men who just don't give a fuck and get by. Obviously this determined the outcome of the session. 
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hmmm lots of stabbings going on at christmas. :grrr:
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hahaha actually yes it did.
I bought the car a month later, they let me borrow some of it. 1 year to the day after I bought it, I wrapped it around a telephone pole. Dont ever let your teenage son have a car with more than 350 horsepower.
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all for the better anyway, it got like 2 gallons to the mile and I couldnt afford the gas
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OK now i'm in shit, for the record, at a later date, the boxer shorts story guy, came through for me later and bought me gorgeous Prada boots that cost more than half of Canadians make in a week. So although I'm NOT taking back the boxer story, he wasn't ALL bad and i WON'T stab him.... maybe just smack him around a bit!
 
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sounds like someone read your thread :P
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My goofball cousin bought me an assortment of candles one year. Not exactly a "guy" gift.
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I think that was a stain, not a flag
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Yes smart ass someone read my thread, it was the "is this you guy?" that got me in shit! LOL
And rainbow boxers from Shok! Are you coming out of that closet FINALLY Shok! Though I do believe they could have been stained as well! 
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I'm not gay!!
Just because my boyfriend is, that doesnt make me gay!
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HAHAHA What does it make you then, the "top"?
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 It's easy to give our kids anything they want.. much harder to do shit like that! (and I am NOT good at acting like that myself.. just know I should be) and I dont agree about the 350hp!?!?... every boy should have one  Crappy Xmas Presents?!?! You people have no ide! When I was a boy we got a paper bag of gravel Every Year... and we were bloody happy with it!!! 
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My brother , technick ,was born on Xmass day 1971.
Totally ruined Xmass that year. 
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OUCH a sibling for Xmas! That sucks! rofl
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one year, I got maced by Santa......
well, I think it was Santa... he was large and wore funny clothes and loved to eat cookies by the ton....hmmm, come to think of it...it may have been Ted Kennedy........
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Well Sykk, obviously you didn't go for a DRIVE with Senator Kennedy since you're still HERE!
Guess he didn't mistake you for Mary Jo Kopechne! 
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I can honestly say that I have not gotten a shitty gift...If your thinking about me at Christmas then that's great.....
But this year is not over yet!! 
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Peaches, is Shok a top or bottom? LOL He strikes me as a bottom, he's the getter not the giver! :P
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I have gotten a lot of wierd stuff from my moms side of the family. One year I got a Polo key chain, it was funny because it was the "free gift" for buying Polo Cologne. So I put it on my dogs collar. I also once got a terrible candle holder, it was probably a matching pair but one might have broke so they gave me one.
haha   Luckily I can smile about these things!!
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An engagement ring that was used (previously worn by his ex girlfriend) and the idiot bragged about it (No it wasn't Chris!!!!)
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The worst thing I got for Xmas was a phone call from some guy saying I gave him gonohrrea.
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