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Already set aside, but will be due for taxes april 15th.... Would you...
-pay your taxes now
-let it sit in the bank and pay april 15th
-invest in __________
-put into acacaia stock
Originally posted by BradShaw@Jan 16 2004, 12:23 PM Already set aside, but will be due for taxes april 15th.... Would you...
-pay your taxes now
-let it sit in the bank and pay april 15th
-invest in __________
-put into acacaia stock
These are our only options?
What about give to Mike AI, so he can pay his tax bill in April?
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QUOTE (BradShaw @ Jan 16 2004, 12:30 PM)
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Buy a 7-11 franchise and put in a row of slot machines
one of my former business partners makes almost as much from the slots in his convenience store than he does selling merchandise in the store....and he's only got 8 machines....
There is a shocking lack of financial/accounting knowledge in this industry. I think I should start charging for my services. FinancialAdviceforPornographers.com
Having $1million not working for you is just INSANE. With rock bottom CD rate, you could earn $14,000 in the next two months. BradShaw you need a better financial advisor.
Originally posted by Ani D@Jan 16 2004, 11:36 AM There is a shocking lack of financial/accounting knowledge in this industry. I think I should start charging for my services. FinancialAdviceforPornographers.com
Having $1million not working for you is just INSANE. With rock bottom CD rate, you could earn $14,000 in the next two months. BradShaw you need a better financial advisor.
I am earning interest on the monies. And $1million was hypothetical. I only wish I had a million laying around collecting dust.
Originally posted by BradShaw@Jan 16 2004, 09:23 AM Already set aside, but will be due for taxes april 15th.... Would you...
-pay your taxes now
-let it sit in the bank and pay april 15th
-invest in __________
-put into acacaia stock
I would invest in the IPO of MasterP Inc. It's about to go public and the demand is building every day. Let's see $1,000,000 x 4 months x master p= $1,745,824
Originally posted by Ani D@Jan 16 2004, 02:36 PM With rock bottom CD rate, you could earn $14,000 in the next two months. BradShaw you need a better financial advisor.
Can you explain that? The best rate I found for a Jumbo CD was for five years at 3.66%. That would be $36,600 per year in interest... how do you figure $14k in two months?
Originally posted by BradShaw@Jan 16 2004, 09:23 AM Already set aside, but will be due for taxes april 15th.... Would you...
-pay your taxes now
-let it sit in the bank and pay april 15th
-invest in __________
-put into acacaia stock
i would buy 800,000 bags of chippery chips and feed the homeless
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a house
And if I had a million dollars
Buy you furniture for your house
And if I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a K Car
And if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
there somewhere
You know, we could just go there and hang out
Where there'd be foods all layed out for us,
With little pre-wrapped sausages and things
Mmmm
don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Can you blame 'em
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a fur coat
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy an exotic pet
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy John Meric's remains
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
But we WOULD eat Kraft Dinner
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
Dijon Ketchup!
Mmm!
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a green dress
And If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you some art
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a monkey
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich
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Hypothetically, I'd turn it into 1.4 by tax time....
With my profits, I'd commission an artist to do life-size replicas of Brad's ass and give them away as presents...
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Originally posted by Vick@Jan 16 2004, 04:07 PM Here's what the Barenaked Ladies would do
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a house
And if I had a million dollars
Buy you furniture for your house
And if I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a K Car
And if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
there somewhere
You know, we could just go there and hang out
Where there'd be foods all layed out for us,
With little pre-wrapped sausages and things
Mmmm
don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Can you blame 'em
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a fur coat
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy an exotic pet
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy John Meric's remains
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
But we WOULD eat Kraft Dinner
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
Dijon Ketchup!
Mmm!
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a green dress
And If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you some art
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a monkey
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich
Damn it.. I was originally gonna post that but then thought I'd be responsible rather than silly for a change!! :P
I don't practice santeria
I ain't got no crystal ball
Well I had a million dollars but I'd
I'd spend it all
If I could find that heina
And that sancho that she's found
Well I'd pop a cap in sancho and I'd slap her down.
$1,000,000? Hmm... since you live in Dallas I would suggest buying one (or two depending on prices) warehouse spaces in or near Deep Ellum. Refinance them with an incredible rate (I'm assuming you are A-1) so you get your money back for uncle sam. Hire cheap labor to spruce them up a bit, wire them up and make them trendy commercial rentals for tech companies or lease them as bars and nightclub spaces.
I've always played it safe and stuck whatever wasn't needed short term into a MM. I love playing with other people's money and bought most of my furniture and electronics when I moved on those 0/0 plans and just put the $$ into a MM until a month before it was due. I didn't make loads of cash with it, but I didn't lose any either.
Originally posted by Sword@Jan 16 2004, 07:45 PM All any of us has to do is get Britney drunk and marry her, TWICE, and it won't be hypothetical.
I Like your way of thinking!!
TE - I waited until most of the serious stuff was out
Brad - if I were you I'd probably hire me to help plan your Walt Disney World vacation so you aren't going at the most crowded time of the year
Seriously I saw the dates you posted on GFY and that is a terrible time to go, if you can move up or back a week it will be much better as you are going over the President's Day Holiday which is one of the most crowded times of the year. It will be packed and shoulder to shoulder
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The best market around right now is real estate. 3 months isn't much time to turn it around, but you can throw it into a bunch of properties, build up a massive rent roll, then take out 80-90% in equity come April, and get a night job to cover the rest.
Originally posted by BradShaw+Jan 17 2004, 01:22 AM-->
QUOTE (BradShaw @ Jan 17 2004, 01:22 AM)
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Originally posted by -Vick@Jan 16 2004, 08:16 PM
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Originally posted by Vick@Jan 17 2004, 02:08 AM Brad - your welcome. If you can move the dates up that's better
if not you have to start watching for Spring Break from school crowds in March/April
Originally posted by Peaches@Jan 16 2004, 09:39 PM I've always played it safe and stuck whatever wasn't needed short term into a MM. I love playing with other people's money and bought most of my furniture and electronics when I moved on those 0/0 plans and just put the $$ into a MM until a month before it was due. I didn't make loads of cash with it, but I didn't lose any either.
1. Put the money you owe for taxes in the best paying /CD you can find.
2. Fully fund all your tax deductible IRA accounts. (both for 2003 & 2004)
3. Invest in real Estate....
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