Oprano Front Page


Go Back   Oprano Adult Industry Forums > The Business Of Porn - Closed For Posting > Legacy Archived Main Board
Reload this Page My Wife
Register All AlbumsBlogs FAQ Calendar Mark Forums Read

Notices
If your considering copy and pasting your latest drive by spam here because you cant find any other place.

DONT!

Oprano has a ZERO tolerance policy for spam. Yours WILL be deleted. If you are looking for more exposure for your product please contact advertising@oprano.com for more information.

Legacy Archived Main Board Business chat and general industry chat. All participation is welcome. Dont post your fucking spam here.





Check Out YnotMail

The Original Oprano Flat Board (Thanks To Sarettah!)---
Oprano Swag Shop
"History Of Porn Timeline
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-18-2005   #1
sarettah
Stay Out Of The Box
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
sarettah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Lost in the ozone
Posts: 10,318
Default
Mentioning Jen in TE's Orion slave girl thread got me to thinking.

Wonderful thoughts slip out of Jen's mouth all of the time.

My current favorite quotes from her (I think they are original, but if not, they were original to me)

Every good writer needs a good editor (in regards in particular to thousands of pages of Harry Potter and various Trek scripts)


Actor's should not be allowed to talk (in regards to actors and the crap that comes out of their mouths during interviews)


I can't get to it right now, I have a bone in my arm.
__________________


Free Adult Webcams
sarettah is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2005   #2
BillPMB
Members
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 308
Default
Yes, I'll keep mine too. A good wife is hard to find.

And, from a lady's prospective, a hard man is good to find.

She keeps me grounded, and out of trouble (for the most part)
BillPMB is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2005   #3
PornoDoggy
Cramming 3 people in a Room to Attend Show
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
PornoDoggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Amid the Cornfields of Illinois
Posts: 5,366
Default
I'm going to keep my current girlfriend, thankyouvery much.

I still haven't figured out if my last wife was stolen by my old girlfriend, or my old girlfriend was stolen by my last wife.
__________________
SEX STORY TEXT Exotic Material for Adult Websites

Available for part time (project or ongoing) work ...
PornoDoggy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2005   #4
Dravyk
Easy Like Sunday Morning
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
Dravyk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly
Posts: 7,628
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Apr 19 2005, 10:39 AM
I still haven't figured out if my last wife was stolen by my old girlfriend, or my old girlfriend was stolen by my last wife.
You could start dating non-lesbians, you know.
Dravyk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2005   #5
aeon
Banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 906
Default
There's no hope for any of you.

I pity you.
aeon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2005   #6
PornoDoggy
Cramming 3 people in a Room to Attend Show
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
PornoDoggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Amid the Cornfields of Illinois
Posts: 5,366
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by Dravyk+Apr 19 2005, 10:41 AM-->
QUOTE (Dravyk @ Apr 19 2005, 10:41 AM)
__________________
SEX STORY TEXT Exotic Material for Adult Websites

Available for part time (project or ongoing) work ...
PornoDoggy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2005   #7
TheEnforcer
Scored VIP to Anton's Piss Tank
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
TheEnforcer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 8,781
Default
PD is the Ross geller of the real world.
TheEnforcer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-19-2005   #8
Dravyk
Easy Like Sunday Morning
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
Dravyk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly
Posts: 7,628
Default
Quote:
Originally posted by PornoDoggy+Apr 19 2005, 11:40 AM-->
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
QUOTE (PornoDoggy @ Apr 19 2005, 11:40 AM)
Reply

Bookmarks
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:05 AM..

Oprano - The Business of Porn - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright Evil Empire Inc. 2006-2022