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The Free Land of OldJeff is a small, economically powerful nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Income tax is unheard of. A substantial private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Information Technology and Soda Sales.
Voting is voluntary, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is a problem. OldJeff's national animal is the sloth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the drachma.
OldJeff is ranked 5854th in the region and 69,233rd in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
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