Re: Men! Pedicures... Too Gay?
 

It's possible. :unsure:

But even having an aggressive gay man come on to you doesn't make you gay. It just makes him optimistic.

And frankly, Anthony, any gay guy coming on to *you* takes optimism to a very scary place. :blink:

Re: Men! Pedicures... Too Gay?
 

Regular pedicures are a good thing. Not just for having pretty toenails, but they keep you from having ugly callouses and cracked feet.

I go for pedicures and manicures every 4 weeks. The bottoms of my feets are as soft as a baby's bum.


Sabby:flash:

Re: Men! Pedicures... Too Gay?
 

I read the thread title and all that came to mind was Carlos Mencia (to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands")

If you think you might be gay
then your gay

If you think you might be gay
then your gay

...............................






:yowsa:

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:-clap: I love Mencia.

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He does rock! :rokk:

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You are 100% Prime USDA Homosexual Material if you are a guy and go get a pedicure. That is simply beyond metrosexual, and definitely 100% lies in the territory of being a homosexual.

You can gain just as much pleasure as running backwards in a corn field as you can at a pedicure.

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You owe me a fucking keyboard :okthumb:

In fact I will go as far as nominating that as a pearl :-pearl:

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:sign_this :smilehelp

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Where did you make the correlation that there is pleasure derived from getting your feet cleaned and toe nails clipped?

Re: Men! Pedicures... Too Gay?
 

AH HA!

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I actually believe one would get more pleasure running backwards naked in a corn field.

Those husks have a way of finding the right spot to tickle.

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CobUpTheButt.com is probably available. :whistling

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I really, really didn't want to be the one to say that, but it's the first thing I thought. :blink: (Apologies, Biggy, my good man, but you did paint a rather large target on your chest with your post. :waving: )

I'm leaving the fact that Dravyk took the cornfield scenario from "spots to tickle" to CobUpTheButt.com *strictly* alone. ;)

However, I shall chuckle heartily if anyone else wants to take that one and plunge ahead with it.

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I'm with Peaches on this one. If you want a pedicure, fine. Just don't go girlifying it anymore than it already is by buffing and polishing.

I have a low tolerance for metro sexual stuff. Probably because I'm a hick.

I refuse to fuck men who have more hair care products than I do.

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Dravyk !!!!

Dravyk!!!!

Dravyk !!!!!



You got a chance with this one man :okthumb:








:yowsa:

Re: Men! Pedicures... Too Gay?
 

Eh, deserves it's own thread. Go here for your reply, Sare: http://oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?p=712840 :yowsa:

Re: Men! Pedicures... Too Gay?
 

I have no problem with men who get manicures or pedicures... there is something amazingly sexy about a man who is willing to take care of himself.

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The 'AYES' have it and a solid decision ladies and gentlemen :)

Re: Men! Pedicures... Too Gay?
 

Wait a sec. That's ambiguous no?

Can pedicures for men possibly include getting your toenails painted? If so, it's definitely gay! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Re: Men! Pedicures... Too Gay?
 

You are still undecided between the 'chartreuse red' and the 'autumn plum' arent you? :D

Re: Men! Pedicures... Too Gay?
 

do you get mannies too, pooft?:)

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:biglaugh: Points on that one babe.

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I'm a "french manicure" girl myself... although once in awhile I'll do a color on the toes or a simple design... if I dont really feel like putting up a fight that day.

The place I go to the girls do not speak english... or they just pretend not to just so they can force you to put a bunch of gawd awful crap on your nails you dont really want there so they can extra charge.

I sit down in the chair and say to them. Look... I'll tip you very well... just dont you dare try and put anything tacky on my nails. I'm not 16 anymore!

They do at least understand the word "tip" anyway.


Sabby:flash:

Re: Men! Pedicures... Too Gay?
 

I like the French manicure too, its not to gawdy, & its clean looking. :)

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I am giving myself a manicure now :)

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Pickin' the dirt outta yer nails with a pen knife don't count. :p

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If I was an Eagles fan that might be true ;) I know you chew your toenails like lister ;)

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I usually do the American manicure. It's softer than the French.

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I use the "I paint my nails when I happen to feel like it" system. It works for me. Pedicures will always be on my whistful "things I can't do" list, I'm afraid. :(

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Manicures are for those men who can look staright down and see their toes.

So shut up.

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What on earth is the American manicure? lol

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It's similar to the French except the nail tip isn't painted as stark white and the nail bed color is more towards the pink side. When done right it looks like you have completely natural, long nails with clear polish on them.
Next time you get your nails done, ask if they do them. It's not new. I've been getting mine done that way since 1998.

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Insert fingernail tip into mouth.
Place teeth against fingernail tip.
Bite.
Tear.
Repeat till all fingers (or toes) are finished. :okthumb:

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I'd like to thank MikeW, Robin, sarettah, Timon for the Homo votes.

You all suck ass. Thank you. :)

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Got to remember to get Trev to change that shit so Mods can't see who voted how :hmm:

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Used to. Now I have a girl come in, get on her knees and do it for me once a week. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif




... Btw, are we still talking about the same thing? :unsure:

Re: Men! Pedicures... Too Gay?
 

we are talking pedicures, not your weekly high colonic :headwall: :headwall: :headwall:

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Now Dravyk, you know you're tall enough that I don't have to get on my knees.

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Huh? Oh, sorry, had to look up that phrase "high colonic" ... wasn't familiar with the term. Apparently it's something you old people do often. Learn something every day. :yowsa:

Maybe next you'll regale us with an explanation of what a gramaphone is. (Sounds like some sorta drugs for IPods thing?)

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Oooh, baby! Talk that nasty talk! :groucho: