I'll be back!
;-))
G.O.D. Guaranteed Overnight Delivery

God is out to lunch!!!
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Serge
God or Jim? I think Jim my be a member of almost ever straight porn site out there, not sure what sites god may have joined, is he straight or gay anyway?

Cleo (.)~(.) New logo, new look, more on the way

Meni,

I think 7 emails from jennas
cash is quite enough.
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Cleo,
is there any site he is NOT a member of?
;-))
Serge

God surfs on ADSL???

Damn my friend Jim has a T1, you would think god go do better and all he does is spend his days lookin' at nekkid pics. Maybe he had to cut back with all the coming legal expenses. Seems like it would be cheaper just to neuter all the priests.

Cleo (.)~(.) Not your high school Mac, maybe god has one of these

>>> God would have at LEAST a t3

I think God would have a quantum molecular computer and trans-warp access. :-)

>>> in 1977 the only time I did LSD

1970s: LSD; 2000s: DSL

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Uh oh, is another political ideolgy
discussion heating up? ;-))
Wig
*****************

Wig,
I think by now evrerybody know darn well where they are
;-))
Serge

only into my gumbo hehe

she is in the medical industry
Dr. Love
**************************

I bet she can spice up the gumbo, especially if she works in the nut cases ward
;-))

Serge

yeah ant it was/ guess it still is!

20 years ago they drove a truck into our building with a bomb. this past year they fly a plane into one of our buildings.

guess it'll never end:(
dantheman

Dan,

Sad times Bro.


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer) Your one stop drop

http://www.beirut-memorial.org/memory/brtnames.html

This list contains more friends than i really like thinging about......
dantheman

so, is SHE the one who gonna throw the spice in the gumbo?
;-)
Serge
********************

only into my gumbo hehe

she is in the medical industry
Dr. Love

Dan I did not know you were with Marines in Beruit during that tragic time... :-(


Mike AI Don't forget the 11% bonus - play the game above!!

Dan, me too,
even though friend of Emi who speaks fluent Russian just camne from there and tells us to go and visit...
I'd rather wait a few more years
;-))
Serge

no problem, jsut another reason I've got russia on the do not visit list:))
dantheman

also my wife is 1/2 cajun and makes everything spicy
Dr. Love
********************

so, is SHE the one who gonna throw the spice in the gumbo?
;-)
Serge

No "Moscow Neckties" needed here
**************************

is this similar to a cuban neck tie?



Dr. Love

dan, yes, you did, sorry to bring up the past...
Serge

I assume that happened in Russia.
********************************

Moscow to be exact...
Serge

serge, no thanks, I've saw all the blood and guts to last a lifetime.

marine, 1982/beirut
dantheman

Gee, Serge - remind me never to piss with Ruski webmasters! No "Moscow Neckties" needed here!

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) OpranoGuru™

I do yes... I have been in the business of mailing for the last several years but have not much time on the boards.

also my wife is 1/2 cajun and makes everything spicy
Dr. Love

Bellsouth has been contacted, and we are hoping that god will have his adsl turned off very soon.
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haha, he'll have to go back to dialup:))
dantheman

Damn Serge, I assume that happened in Russia. Those guys really take it to the next level...


Mike AI Don't forget the 11% bonus - play the game above!!

Dan I would not give much thought to anons. I do not know of anywar. The god script could just be some irate born-again bible thumper who wanted to make a point before going and shagging his sheep.

Or it could have been a couger attack...

Bellsouth has been contacted, and we are hoping that god will have his adsl turned off very soon.


Mike AI Don't forget the 11% bonus - play the game above!!

fu@k that, bring it out in the open so i can watch!
dantheman
*********************

Dan,
I don't think you do...let me know if you wanna talk to the one who discovered the body with blood oozing from the throat,
and I'll give you his ICQ,
just don't use his story as sleeping pill...
Serge

Morning all!
Anthony

Spicy Gumbo is the only Gumbo worth having!


Mike AI Don't forget the 11% bonus - play the game above!!

Dr. Love, you have some spice for us all?
Serge

a war is being waged behind the scenes.
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fu@k that, bring it out in the open so i can watch!
dantheman

I enjoy a spicy gumbo

Thank you for the welcome


Dr. Love

no, you are the one and only,
welcome to the Gumbo
;-)
Serge

God would have at LEAST a t3 - at LEAST!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Does anyone happen to know if this name is in current use by anyone?
Dr. Love

just a fink
***********************

hmmm...interesting word...
"Finka" in Russian means "Dagger".

I got ICQ yesterday from one of the russina webmasters that another russian webmaster was found with dagger in his eye and slashed throat.

Russian cyber wars are worse...at least our "gods" use only scripts

;-)))
Serge

Good Day all
Dr. Love

Vick, I am with your wife on this one. I think having only children is not fair to the child. At least give Sebastine a baby brother...

I see how happy my older nephew is with his baby brother. They will grow up together and always have each other...


Mike AI Don't forget the 11% bonus - play the game above!!

am i the only person who sees the coincidences going on the past few weeks? connect the dots people. a war is being waged behind the scenes. god was not an aberration. some people resort to loathsome behavior when faced with adversity.


just a fink

Not sure what will happen ... ;-)
I am of the idea that our son Sebastian will be an only Child
However my wife Kate has other ideas


Vick Condoms, Children hmmm.... what is the choice

Cleo you missed all the fun...

God apparently surfs on an ADSL from Boca...

I really figured God would be on a T3...


Mike AI

Why is everyone talking about god? Is the world due to end today or something?

Cleo (.)~(.) That other good board of bullshit

I think I'll be buying lots of Carter Wallace stock, the Trojan manufacturer
;-))
Serge

You win a one year supply of Herbal Vigor courtesy of Herbal Partners!
___________________

Oh shit, Vick is going to be on the prowl... maybe there will be some more children on the way!


Mike AI

Thank you Mspice
am sure the Mrs will appreciate it
I'll try it and report back here how it works ;-)


Vick I knew that useless knowledge would come in handy one day

Ding Ding Ding!

Good job Vick!

You win a one year supply of Herbal Vigor courtesy of Herbal Partners!

Not that you need it of course, but we can all use a little boost now and then ;)

Shoot me your mailing address, and we'll get it out to you.

Congrats!

Mspice What's this all aboot

God help us!!!!
;-))))
Serge

dantheman,
I doubt it. Most mature hits are coming from younger surfers with a mother/aunt fixation.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Torone,
EVERYBODY adopt!
;-)))
Serge

Movie trivia answer
"Rudy"


Vick Free Samples Only $9.99 (recurring)

Serge,
"me and KGB are EVERYWHERE!"

Damn! I thought KGB and God were BOTH dead!;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

MSpice:
"The fish called Wanda"?
;-))
Serge

Movie Trivia:

What's this line from?

"In all my years in the Priesthood, I've learned two undisputable facts... There is a God, and I'm not him"

Anyone?

Mspice What's this all aboot

http://www.clickz.com/media/agency_strat/article.php/1121161
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I'm thinking mature is going to get hotter!
dantheman

Serge, I thought you had hit bot set up in Italy... not Boca!!
Mike AI
*********************

MikeAI,
you should know by now...
me and KGB are EVERYWHERE!
;-))))
Serge

Wig,

We're adding a truckload (literally) of new products in the next few days, which will require some updates to our billing interface.

Drop me ANOTHER email, and we'll work it into the process ;)

More billing options = more sales = more commissions for Affiliates.

LOL, did I get that right?

Mspice What's this all aboot

God is Dead

Vick
*******************

Halleluya!!!!

Praise the Lord!
;-)))
Serge

Serge, I thought you had hit bot set up in Italy... not Boca!!
Mike AI Best processing bar none!

hell I wish I had DSL :)

Shok

we will be breaking 100,000 soon folks - hold on!!!
Mike AI
**********************

darn, I thought we'd be over it by now
;-((

who the fuck broke the hit bot??????
;-)))
Serge

Voodoo,
It rhymes! The guy whose ass I was whippin' was named Debord, LOL!
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Hey, God,
I can't be a sinner. That would imply your existence; and I'm an agnostic...you gotta show me!;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Damn it Shok I told you to stop being a trouble maker =)
Brandi WEGCash

MikeAI,

It should be pretty easy to find a few
good gold funds. It's probably the
easiest way to play this. ;-)

I'll keep an eye out.
Wig Good as Gold

God is Dead

Vick Free Samples Only $9.99 (recurring)

Mspice,

Can we re-visit our conversation?


Wig Good as Gold

WIG you would have to make it complicated... I like the fire and forget methods...

I guess I have some homework...


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

That wasn't really God
in 1977 the only time I did LSD I listen to a Black Sabbath record backwards and saw and talked to God

God can spell and really doesn't care much one way or the other but digs beautiful naked chicks



Vick Free Samples Only $9.99 (recurring)

As I unfortunately live in Bell South's service area, I would hope that God would be smart enough to pick a DSL provider that can actually provide the service that they advertise.

JMHO, yours may vary. (although probably not)

Mspice What's this all aboot

damn it, I was betting on late july

fuck fuck fuck
Cybrglide

hey God, I have a couple of questions before you run off?


dantheman

MikeAI,

There are several ways you can approach investing in Gold.

Gold bullion
Gold stocks (mining stocks mostly)
Gold Mutual Funds
Collectible Coins

Gold bullion gives you the advantage of buying in cash and storing "off the books". The gold confiscation laws from the 30's are still on the books, though.

Gold stocks like Newmont Mining, American Barrick, Placer Dome, etc are good investments for individual stocks. If gold prices rally had, mining stocks can see large gains and most pay a dividend.

Gold mutual funds are another play that can diversify gold equity holdings. I don't know of any off hand, but there are many. Probably the best performing sector over the last couple years.

Collectible coins are another means, but I don't know much about this market.

I use the futures markets when I take positions, so I can't really give any specific instrument recommendations. However, I feel very confident about the direction of price.

I hope this helps.

Wig Good as Gold

You'd think God would know how to spell "sinners", LOL! I'm glad we're ALL going to hell - that way we can have a really good party :)

Wig - did you break your arm THIS weekend? Do you need anything?

Peaches

shouldn't God know how to spell sinners!?

JimMr$$$ (Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?)

we will be breaking 100,000 soon folks - hold on!!!
Mike AI Best processing bar none!

Hey God when did you go on Bellsouth Net
67.34.249.50 = adsl-34-249-50.bct.bellsouth.net

Vick Free Samples Only $9.99 (recurring)

adsl-34-249-50.bct.bellsouth.net



Shok

a Fucking God Hitbot

Vick Free Samples Only $9.99 (recurring)

Torone,

Yup, thats it, Guymon.
Home of Seaboard Inc.
and 8000 illegal aliens.
:-))
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Falling in Love is Hard on the Knees
(and portfolio)


Vick Free Samples Only $9.99 (recurring)

Serge, I try not to fall in love... but I invest for long term, hopefully pick solid funds, and let them roll.

If I had the money some other people brag about having, I might be able to slide by... but being that I am barely making ends meet, I have to survive....


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

yeap...."premature ejaculation" and "falling in love with the stock"
ain't cheap
;-(((


Serge

Serge, I tend to just sit when I buy.... I am not as figity as you are. But I am sure that has cost us BOTH money!


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

What a SHITTY FUCKING WEEK!!!


Computer got fried in a storm last week and I'm just now settling in with my new computer. Still gotta try and recover a TON of lost info! What a pain in the ass!!

:>(((


TheEnforcer

Serge, I have done very well with ACG
*********************

me too, but I had a case of premature ejaculation and sold it in the begining of last run off...
I'm getting back into it gradually.
Serge

>>> a couple of giant exercise balls ... like you have to do situps on at the gym ... i think we need a webcam!!

My dream come true at last!! CJ on webcam playing with balls!! ;-)))

... Just one thing: what the hell is a situp?? Ok, two things, what is a gym???

Pornodoggy, good seeing you. You'll have lots of fun here conversing with Mike. :-)

Dravyk your two-minute daily must-read

Serge, I have done very well with ACG, only thing in my portfolio that is possitive the past months...

FKINX is nice as well...

I am probbaly making mistake but I continue to put money away into mutual funds every month - figure I should dollar cost average them on the way down.

WIG - I understand you keep pushing gold, but in which specific instruments. I would like to look into them.


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

Voodoo,
The only town I can think of up there is the one where the local cops saved me from getting shot in the back while I was whipping my 1st wife's brother-in-law's father's ass...Guymon. Anywhere near?
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Alien is a different Liberal.
******************************

I don't dig him...he makes sense one day and comes with moronic statements the next day...


Serge

Todd, I agree that Ashcroft is very conservative, and very right. But I see that as a good thing. Most people who are very conservative are strict Constitutionalist - and this means a STRONG defense and understanding the the First Amendment, and 2nd Amendment...

But that is just my opinion.... and maybe wishful thinking.


Mike AI

Serge,
"I haven't seen him in ages, has he changed his name again?"

Not to my knowledge. Alien is a different Liberal.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Torone,
I love 'em all and don't discriminate against nobody
;-)))
Serge

So there's less confusion, Pornodoggy is the Liberal I posted abou earlier. I fail to understand why he hasn't responded to my remark about SCOTUS. Maybe a 'net problem...

I thought Serge was referring to Alien in one post.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Torone,

Comeing for a town in the
panhandle of Oklahoma,
where there are more
illegal aliens than anything
else, I have to agree with
you 100%. My feelings, shoot
them on the spot. Save us
taxpayers some money.
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

I was referring to Alien and Netpond.
*************************

I haven't seen him in ages, has he changed his name again?
Serge

He actually has his idealology sorted out.
****************************

Torone,
are you preparing GRAND ENTRANCE for him?
;-))

I am ready
;_)))
Serge

Serge
"at that fishy place.;}}}"

I was referring to Alien and Netpond.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

I don't think the illegal kind deserve crap once they cross the border...:(((
****************************

The country goes down due to lawyers running for offices more and more and wining due to the general population apathy...
Serge

Serge,
When he gets started, you would swear he's a Democratic politician. He actually has his idealology sorted out.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

at that fishy place.;}}}
*****************************

oh, puuuhleeze!

"In the land of the blind,
one eyed is a King"
;-)))
Serge