As I unfortunately live in Bell South's service area, I would hope that God would be smart enough to pick a DSL provider that can actually provide the service that they advertise.

JMHO, yours may vary. (although probably not)

Mspice What's this all aboot

damn it, I was betting on late july

fuck fuck fuck
Cybrglide

hey God, I have a couple of questions before you run off?


dantheman

MikeAI,

There are several ways you can approach investing in Gold.

Gold bullion
Gold stocks (mining stocks mostly)
Gold Mutual Funds
Collectible Coins

Gold bullion gives you the advantage of buying in cash and storing "off the books". The gold confiscation laws from the 30's are still on the books, though.

Gold stocks like Newmont Mining, American Barrick, Placer Dome, etc are good investments for individual stocks. If gold prices rally had, mining stocks can see large gains and most pay a dividend.

Gold mutual funds are another play that can diversify gold equity holdings. I don't know of any off hand, but there are many. Probably the best performing sector over the last couple years.

Collectible coins are another means, but I don't know much about this market.

I use the futures markets when I take positions, so I can't really give any specific instrument recommendations. However, I feel very confident about the direction of price.

I hope this helps.

Wig Good as Gold

You'd think God would know how to spell "sinners", LOL! I'm glad we're ALL going to hell - that way we can have a really good party :)

Wig - did you break your arm THIS weekend? Do you need anything?

Peaches

shouldn't God know how to spell sinners!?

JimMr$$$ (Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?)

we will be breaking 100,000 soon folks - hold on!!!
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Torone,

Yup, thats it, Guymon.
Home of Seaboard Inc.
and 8000 illegal aliens.
:-))
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Falling in Love is Hard on the Knees
(and portfolio)


Vick Free Samples Only $9.99 (recurring)

Serge, I try not to fall in love... but I invest for long term, hopefully pick solid funds, and let them roll.

If I had the money some other people brag about having, I might be able to slide by... but being that I am barely making ends meet, I have to survive....


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

yeap...."premature ejaculation" and "falling in love with the stock"
ain't cheap
;-(((


Serge

Serge, I tend to just sit when I buy.... I am not as figity as you are. But I am sure that has cost us BOTH money!


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

What a SHITTY FUCKING WEEK!!!


Computer got fried in a storm last week and I'm just now settling in with my new computer. Still gotta try and recover a TON of lost info! What a pain in the ass!!

:>(((


TheEnforcer

Serge, I have done very well with ACG
*********************

me too, but I had a case of premature ejaculation and sold it in the begining of last run off...
I'm getting back into it gradually.
Serge

>>> a couple of giant exercise balls ... like you have to do situps on at the gym ... i think we need a webcam!!

My dream come true at last!! CJ on webcam playing with balls!! ;-)))

... Just one thing: what the hell is a situp?? Ok, two things, what is a gym???

Pornodoggy, good seeing you. You'll have lots of fun here conversing with Mike. :-)

Dravyk your two-minute daily must-read

Serge, I have done very well with ACG, only thing in my portfolio that is possitive the past months...

FKINX is nice as well...

I am probbaly making mistake but I continue to put money away into mutual funds every month - figure I should dollar cost average them on the way down.

WIG - I understand you keep pushing gold, but in which specific instruments. I would like to look into them.


Mike AI Best processing bar none!

Voodoo,
The only town I can think of up there is the one where the local cops saved me from getting shot in the back while I was whipping my 1st wife's brother-in-law's father's ass...Guymon. Anywhere near?
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Alien is a different Liberal.
******************************

I don't dig him...he makes sense one day and comes with moronic statements the next day...


Serge

Todd, I agree that Ashcroft is very conservative, and very right. But I see that as a good thing. Most people who are very conservative are strict Constitutionalist - and this means a STRONG defense and understanding the the First Amendment, and 2nd Amendment...

But that is just my opinion.... and maybe wishful thinking.


Mike AI

Serge,
"I haven't seen him in ages, has he changed his name again?"

Not to my knowledge. Alien is a different Liberal.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Torone,
I love 'em all and don't discriminate against nobody
;-)))
Serge

So there's less confusion, Pornodoggy is the Liberal I posted abou earlier. I fail to understand why he hasn't responded to my remark about SCOTUS. Maybe a 'net problem...

I thought Serge was referring to Alien in one post.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Torone,

Comeing for a town in the
panhandle of Oklahoma,
where there are more
illegal aliens than anything
else, I have to agree with
you 100%. My feelings, shoot
them on the spot. Save us
taxpayers some money.
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

I was referring to Alien and Netpond.
*************************

I haven't seen him in ages, has he changed his name again?
Serge

He actually has his idealology sorted out.
****************************

Torone,
are you preparing GRAND ENTRANCE for him?
;-))

I am ready
;_)))
Serge

Serge
"at that fishy place.;}}}"

I was referring to Alien and Netpond.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

I don't think the illegal kind deserve crap once they cross the border...:(((
****************************

The country goes down due to lawyers running for offices more and more and wining due to the general population apathy...
Serge

Serge,
When he gets started, you would swear he's a Democratic politician. He actually has his idealology sorted out.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

at that fishy place.;}}}
*****************************

oh, puuuhleeze!

"In the land of the blind,
one eyed is a King"
;-)))
Serge

I don't think the illegal kind deserve crap once they cross the border...:(((
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

I believe we were discussing the SCOTUS on the other board...
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Torone,

Whichever, the both need to drink.
:-))
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Serge,
Him's still hanging over yonder at that fishy place.;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

He's a Liberal; but otherwise a great guy. At least he argues with style.
Torone
**************************

I see no arguments from him,
ANYBODY can argue on other boards,
making mark with sense on Oprano is another story,
pardon me my sceptisism
;-)))
Serge

Voodoo,
Do you mean aliens as in illegal aliens, or as in 'The truth is out there'?;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Maybe Oprano could sponsor
a water cooler for the
aliens???
************************

Aliens...where the fuck is him?
;-)))
Serge

Uh oh, is another political ideolgy
discussion heating up? ;-))


Wig

Maybe Oprano could sponsor
a water cooler for the
aliens???
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Serge,
May I introduce Pornodoggy. He's a Liberal; but otherwise a great guy. At least he argues with style.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Torone,

Yeah, I have not been fishing but once
or twice this year. Never enough time. ;-(


Wig

PD,
do you beleive in installing water coolers for illegal Mexican crossing the border?
Serge

Pornodoggy,
Welcome to Oprano! You oughta know me better than that...I am a Conservative/Libertarian, NOT a Bircher. They are grinding too narrow an axe for me.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Where is the link to the John Birch Society?
PornoDoggy
**********************

PD, are you equaling Oprano to John Birch society?
Serge

do you have heated bard available for me and my goats?
*******************

No, but for you and yours I will install wood burning stove. ;-)))

Wig

Wig,
Most everyone knows me by one name or another (my name is legion). I don't use 'Cactusjaw on the radio anymore because of my 2nd ex; but Many will remember 'Bigeye' and/or 'Torone'.

Haven't been fishin' in about a year, now. Houston has a lot of water; but most looks like chocolate soda (Yoohoo?).
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

For whatever reason, this page
http://www.bobsdomain.com/bob/bobs_important_links.htm
got listed in TNB's resources section. See what I do with my spare time?
* * * * * *

Where is the link to the John Birch Society?
PornoDoggy

Wig,
between us boys,
I'll be liquidating 90% of my hedge funds/mut funds in 2002 and if 2003 will bless us with the rally-
we are moving in with you!

do you have heated bard available for me and my goats?
;-)))
Serge

Did the Mayans know Christ? ;-))


Wig
***********************

I gotta ask Brad, he is Oprano's New Testeament Authority
;-)))
Serge

Wig,
I can't buy gold stocks...
I don't have pay sites and can only rely on INCOME, I don't need capital appreciation, I only concerned with monthly checks to buy food...and now when Brad provided the number I have beat to stay ahead of MikeAI,
I have my job cut out for me
;-)))
Serge

Did the Mayans know Christ? ;-))


Wig

Serge,

Make your life easy. Buy Gold stocks
on the next drop and hold into 2003
for 20% plus returns.

Gold stocks have performed very well
over the last 2 years and we have
not seen the fireworks yet. ;-))

It's a lay up!

Wig

2007-2008 and 2021-2028 is shaping up. ;-)
****************************

2021-2028 are irrelevant,
the Mayan Calendar stops in 2012
;-)))
Serge

2003 will be here before you know it. ;-))
*************************

and this si when laddered CD's come handy
;-)))
Serge

Voodooman,

I knew we were good for something. ;-)


Wig

Serge,

2003 will be here before you know it. ;-))

I don't have anything in 2057, but
2007-2008 and 2021-2028 is shaping up. ;-)

Wig

hmmm, I moved back :(

damn canadiens... oh well, they went out in a big blast of crapiness

Now I need a Leaf and Avs win...

I might just get neither...

oh well...

DrGuile

Yes sir I finally did. Got it
from Georgia.
:-)
They might be hillbillys there,
but they were the cheapest and
the fastest.
:-))
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Although I believe we can see some
strength over the short term, the
long term still looks extremely
negative into 2003-2004.
**************************

I have plan B to cope with those calamities also...
SHORT TERM is what I always interested more than what's gonna happen in 2057!
;-)))
Serge

Doing alright. Drank a little too much
vino last night, though. ;-)

You ever get a wheel for your bike?
Wig

Mornin everyone!

Wig, Jonas, how are
you fellas this morn?


voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Serge,

The jury is still out. 10,250 is a
strong level of resistance and we
are at it right now.

Although I believe we can see some
strength over the short term, the
long term still looks extremely
negative into 2003-2004.

Thank God someone fed the hamster! ;-)

Wig

few names for you to look at
TAHYX, ACG and FKINX

TAHYX is a bit late for bottom fishing, ACG might drop some if rally in stocks continues,
FKINX ...I'd buy it few pennies below from it's current
Serge

Serge...how the hell do you get 9%!!
**************************

by taking MORE risk than buying US Government debt
;-)))

I share my "findings" with MikeAI,
and I can add you to the list
;-)))

results are NOT guaranteed though
;-))
Serge

Torone, maybe he knows you. He's the
dad of one of the boys who works on
the ranch down the road each summer.

Been doing any fishing?
Wig

Serge...how the hell do you get 9%!!

You must tell me this weekend!


JimMr$$$ (Is Serge going to make it to PAYDAY?)

Cleo,
what is fucking? I haven't indulged in more than 12 years!
Serge

let's just say that I am in a good mood
***
Serge
You finally got your once a year fucking?

Cleo (.)~(.) Box said requires Windows 95 or better, so I bought a Mac

Wig,
seems like your latest call right on the money,
dollar held,
stock rally....

I am out of my ACG's and looking for the opportunity to jump back in with rates rising.

I locked into TAHYX at the bottom,
9.35% yield on monthly basis,
consisting of junk bonds and Convertible bonds,
thanks again for yet another good call on the markets.
Serge

*peeps in smiling*

Good Morning/Evening Oprano
: )

HoneyBlond Only 32 shopping weeks left till Christmas

Wig,
Most of the time; but sometimes I use 'Bigeye' (My truck has 2 speeds, stop and pedal-to-the-metal, and never get a ticket 'cause I spot Smokie farther than his radar can see me).;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

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the usual suspects...

of course I don't operate paysite and MikeAI only processes less than 10,000 a months but....
I know for a fact that "some agency" is zeroing in on those processors, and this info hasn't come from reverse osmosis...
Serge

good moring Wig!

jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

For whatever reason, this page
http://www.bobsdomain.com/bob/bobs_important_links.htm
got listed in TNB's resources section. See what I do with my spare time?
Torone (screw 'politically correct') This is what I use for a homepage...

Wassup Oprano?!?!

Hey Torone, do you use the same
handle on the road? Ran into
someone who drives out of Bay Town.
Billy Ray??

Morning Serge, Jonas, et al.




Wig

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Sure, Jonas,
there are people who HUNT those mothefuckers and URL's and etc will help them.
Serge

anyone else getting a ton of kiddie porn spam this morning from underagecorp@compuserve.com

serge - am i allowed to post the email?
jonas (zOOted - 8 Hot Gay Sites to Promote, Serge's Favorit!)

Torone,
bring him in,
we'll make a REAL man out of him
;-))

worked for Todd....
;-))
Serge

Server is sucking dick this morning
;-(((
Serge (New FREEBIE to adult webmasters)

Damn! I like to have NEVER got the posting window to work!

I been sorta stirring the pot over at TNB...too bad Pornodoggy doesn't come over here. He's so Liberal, he makes Todd seem almost Conservative. I hesitate to really get into it with him over there; but he could add spice to the gumbo over here.;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

we just got the coolest accessory for the purve offices!! a couple of giant exercise balls ... like you have to do situps on at the gym ...

a few minutes of ball fighting in the middle of the office does wonders for productivity LOL

i think we need a webcam!!!!

cj (vaginator) 3 new sites :: 70 bucks a signup

let's just say that I am in a good mood
;-)))
Serge

morning, Oprano
runk Got Gay Traffic?

morning honey, you seem chipper this morning!
dantheman

Morning, sweetheart
;-)
Serge

I think if dantheman wins this thing Canada may invade Alabama just to prove a point. ;)
-------------------

they would get tired of the humidity and go back north:)
hey this hockey stuff is pretty fun..how many more rounds are they?

MORNING OPRANO!
dantheman

Eve Nightowls.

Mike,

I know our first amm. is probably safe, but I still feel doom and gloom with Ashcroft.

Even alot of Repubs. are saying he is a little to far to the right for them:)
sextoyking new look at dvdsin.com

Serge,

Never heard of it,
Is it a romance/thriller
about a spoiled kid from
Oklahoma who makes it
big?
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

I just finished watching the movie on tape:
Kissing the Sky

highly recomend it.
Serge

Voodoo
Could be worse, God Re-Floods Middle East,
http://www.theonion.com/onion3816/god_re-floods_middle_east.html

Cleo (.)~(.) Oink, oink, oink

i'm gonna go back and forth between Mavs/Kings and Avalanche/Sharks.

Mavericks are a disappointment, especially Nowitzki.

Nobody will touch the Lakers. Which really makes the NBA playoffs kinda pointless.

mutt

Cleo,

Once again, you post shit
that I have no control over.
:-))
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Voodoo
Your tag doesn't make any sense. It looks like someone that doesn't speak English wrote it, maybe a Russian or something.

Back to doing real work
http://www.nina-hagen.com/pages/ether_e.html

Cleo (.)~(.) Voodoo, kelly is posting again.. Hope I don't end up so high from the glue that I can't remember what I'm shopping for.

Serge, its a good thing
you have returned when
you did from Italy.

http://www.expedia.com/daily/edit/alerts/April30-02ItalyStrikes.asp
voodooman (I donated my Dick to Smithsonian..all my Dick Clark authographs!)

Vick is a ringer!! haha I know what he will do when the adult internet drops out! haha

Anyone watching the game? I think the King are going to be the Mavs...
Mike AI

I think if dantheman wins this thing Canada may invade Alabama just to prove a point. ;)


Ulfie PAYDAY is coming soon!!

there are alot of ties Mike. Actually being tied for 23rd is ok, somebody could still win top prize from that position.

Although it would be better to be Vick!

Vick is a ringer!
mutt