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MrCash Goes SOLO!
Just a note to let everyone know i am no longer an active part of the Mrcash team.
Although we will continue to work closely on some new ideas for webmasters if you need anything concerning any of the Mrcash programs shoot them an E!
They are great guys and will continue to provide a top notch program!

I have a lot of thing in the works to make the oprano webmasters BIG $$$ so stay tuned.

Serge...looks like you will have to think of a new name for me!

MrCash!

morning Oprano,

Marc De congrats to you and Heather ...
The baby is very cute ;-)

Cybrglide Now with Free Trial Memberships ..... Compliments of Jettis !!!

Cleo,
Pornmegabucks Lisa brought it up,
very good one, indeed!
Serge

Mutt... Oprano Gothic..classic.
grimm (Blow Me) By The Grace Of God Go I.

Congrats Marc De!!!

grimm (Blow Me) Directnic.

SErge
Yeah I saw that from Johnny X this morning. That was a good one.

Cleo (.)~(.) Home of pearls

Cleo, I'm sure you'd like to know that one of your board regulars made PEARL
;-))
Serge

Good Morning everyone, you too Serge.

Ha, the Catholic Church, the oldest terrorists in power.

Cleo (.)~(.) I fucked the Spam bot, but that WD-40 burns like hell

Marc de,
Congrats!
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Meni,
you are on the list of dignatairies to be invited for my funeral,
can you do me a big favor and tell few words to the audience how we were sucking each other dicks in Miami?

please put smile on their faces
;-))
Serge

meni did u tell Jenna that there's a computer virus named after her?

pretty cool.
mutt

Good Morning Oprano

Serge, I'm glad to see you are still alive!
Meni (The Golden Tongue) click here for xxx atm

Colin,
I am awaiting patiently 'till MikeAI comes back so we could discuss the fine points of Catholic Church and it's role in Education
;-))
Serge

Selling indulgences, the Crusades, holding back science for 500 years,
the signing of a Concordat with Hitler

Papal Infallibility? Who thought of THAT?
Colin Catholic Church

http://www.opranoplus.com/og.html

haahahahahahahahahahah
;-))))))
Serge

I think sponsors and friends will be better served with the picture of Spam bot and his "mommy"-
The Board Whore
;-))
Serge
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great idea. i have a concept for it, Spambot™ & Board Whore™ in an original piece of art titled 'Oprano Gothic'™.

http://www.opranoplus.com/og.html

u get the idea. this will be a collectors item.
mutt

MarcDe,
I guess this totally disproves the rumors originated in 1997 with Breathless boys that you were gay...
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The nets oldest rumor put to bed.

:-))

Congrats Marc De!!

Glad you decided to go both ways!

j/k

Way to go pop!

Webfather

Just a quickie question for ya
Is this a new SE or is it some crap traffic source I cant work out what the hell it is but its sending me a load of hits this month.

eps.new.search.new.net/apps/eps/results.cgi

anyone have a clue?

YoYo

Are the Oprano anons asleep?

Brad Shaw
Wed, 24 Apr - 00:22:30 68.3.229.132 Post #: 77158
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Brad,
insomnia at your age is a first sign of an early heart attack.

take care of yourself,
don't leave children fatherless....
Serge

MarcDe, congrads !
Slavdogg

Mutt,
I think sponsors and friends will be better served with the picture of Spam bot and his "mommy"-
The Board Whore
;-))
Serge

cool. we will make prints out of the photos and frame them cheap. give them away at Christmas to Oprano sponsors and friends.

mutt

Mutt,
guess what?

I'll be posting our pics together like idiot was doing with Ariel Sharon
;-)))
Serge

good luck on the meeting with His Eminence Serge. If all goes well next month's radio show with LF might be very special. LF and the Pope, special guests of Oprano.

Miracles come true at Oprano.
mutt

Cleo...my lord girl! Well, we're glad yer still around...someone has to keep Serge in line. ;o)

GiGi
*********************

GiGi,
I asked MarcDe myself if he was gay in 1997, on Ynot board and he told me it wasn't my business!
;-)))
Maybe he was shy in 1997 and didn't wanna know that one of the best gay programs wasn't run by gay,
that's how the rumors start
;-)))
Serge

He should set a new course for the church in the US, and come clean.

Mike AI
*************************

I'll see his emminense on Sunday and I'll set him straight per your request.
;-)))
Serge

"What is the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13."

That's horrible Mike!

B====D o-:

:)

EricP

I have a lot of respect for the Catholic Church. The history, the good work they do in education
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history....education...
haahahahahahah!

where do you want me to begin?

May I start with Inquisition or would you preffer when Church put Jordano Bruno on fire for claiming the Earth is round and rotating around Sun and not the other way around?
Serge

I'll be sure to put that slogan on my banners then ;-))

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Timon, if you can do that i believe you'll be the first program to seperate direct clicks and exit clicks.

i personally dont care for exit clicks, only sign ups matter :)

Slavdogg

I agree Slav we realized this a few days into the program, I am a
little reluctant to do it though because I am worried everyone
will freak out when their clicks get slashed in half ;-(

We'll have to figure out some clever way to add a first site
clicks column into the stats while keeping the total clicks
and basing the conversion ratios on the new click column...

Timon (Are you a player?)

bran, your database is down..
Slavdogg

Timon, you gotta STOP counting the clicks from exit consols. it just dilutes the sign up ratios like crazy. makes the click counts almost worthless dude.

this has been annoying me for some time now with many programs, but it doesnt seem to bother anyone.

Timon, bro i dont mean to be venting on you, just been building up for some time :)

Slavdogg

Are the Oprano anons asleep?

Brad Shaw

Doing sweet Mike ;-)

Most people can't believe how much better our conversion ratio
is than a lot of the $35 programs out there...
Just doesn't leave me with enough time to post here as much ;-((

Timon (Are you a player?) BIGPLAYERS.COM

Todd is becoming infamous with the Glass Dong business!! haha

Ulfie posted same photo...

Timon, how is http://BigPlayers.com doing?

Mike AI

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Timon (Are you a player?)

HAHAHA SpamBot has a sense of humor...

Very effective however.

Maybe one day people will learn...

Mike AI

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I have a lot of respect for the Catholic Church. The history, the good work they do in education, charity and other good deeds. However, the cover up over the past 40 years of pedofilia and moving problem priests to new parishes without warning the people of the parish is criminal.

Pope John Paul II is an honrable man, and made a place for himself in history for stairing down communism. He should set a new course for the church in the US, and come clean.

Mike AI

haha good one.

man is the Catholic Church in trouble. And they deserve it. This has been going on for decades, probably centuries. They can't sweep it under the rug any longer. I know it was happening to boys in the town i grew up in. Alot of my friends were altar boys. Dunno if they ever were victims but there were rumors about bad priests.
mutt

What is the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.

Mike AI

mutt, the French people will always be cheese eating surrender monkeys. It's a byproduct of their socialist upbringing. Hey, somone else will do it for me so I can sit here and watch. Why should I put my neck on the line when the US will do it for me?

With that thought I bid you all a good night. ;)

Ulfie Pornsurfing.com, brand new design

not that i have anything against people of French heritage including Cajuns and Quebecois, though they need a spanking every now and again too. I direct my disgust at the country of France.

The Coneheads were from France. I never liked them much either.
mutt

how bout them French? They've got this fascist racist anti-semite running for President and he's doing pretty good in the polls. Not enough to win but it's still a fucking embarassment, an indictment of what many of those snail eaters are all about.

MANGEZ MON CUILLIER FRENCHIE!
mutt

Congrats Marc De! Children are every much a pleasure, and every much a pain in the rump that you hear. ;o)

Voodooman,
So sorry about your friend...and yes you are right...life can change in the blink of an eye.

Cleo...my lord girl! Well, we're glad yer still around...someone has to keep Serge in line. ;o)

GiGi CashQuest 2

Click the link and you'll see :)))
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Marc De, very sweet addition :)
Blondy

This is sad, but speaks volumes about the USA. ( I could not name all 9, only 7)

Kellyanne Conway, president and CEO of the Polling Company in Washington, is still shaking her head over the results of her new poll showing the nation is vastly unaware of who — or even how many — justices sit on the United States Supreme Court.
Nearly two-thirds of 800 Americans polled could not name a single member of the current court and just 32 percent knew that there are nine justices. Only five persons in the entire survey could name all nine.
In contrast, a whopping majority — 75 percent — knew there are three Rice Krispies characters and 66 percent proudly cited their names: Snap, Crackle and Pop.
"While pundits left and right breathlessly claim that 'Americans are gravely concerned' about the composition and opinions of the Supreme Court, one might expect some fundamental knowledge among the masses," Mrs. Conway says. "Sure, Kellogg's spends more in advertising than the court, but no one runs around proclaiming (apparently unknowingly) that Snap, Crackle and Pop are threatening their right to choose or steal elections."
Sandra Day O'Connor was the most frequently cited justice by both men and women (27 percent and 22 percent respectively), while the total name recall for Justices Stephen Breyer (3 percent) and John Paul Stevens (2 percent) was lower than the poll's margin of error.
Blacks were more likely to remember Clarence Thomas (26 percent) than other justices, but were no more likely to offer his name than whites or Hispanics.
And if you thought we government junkies here in the East are more likely to know the makeup of the nation's highest court, think again. Americans in the Mountain and Pacific regions were more likely to know the correct number of justices (39 percent and 37 percent respectively).
The nine justices are: Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas, William H. Rehnquist, Antonin Scalia, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Anthony M. Kennedy, David H. Souter, Stephen G. Breyer, and John Paul Stevens.

Mike AI

Serge will will have to get together this fall in NY... like we were trying to do last year.

I love NY!

Mike AI

report from New York City:
============================

Times Square is back to pre 9/11 buzz and New York seems to be back in full.

Hey Tukhman,
when are you taking Oprano to russian club?
;-)))
invite your lawyers this time
Serge

MikeAI -

You are totally right. If it wasn't for Hailey looking like Crystal, I don't know what I would do. Hailey would have led a rough life:-)

I'm open to discussion with Marc. You hear that marc??

sharky Free Signups, Great Retention! Are you sending traffic yet?

Sharky same thing can be said about Haily. I think you and Marc should start talking about arranged marriage to merge 2 empires! :-)

Mike AI

MarcDe,
I guess this totally disproves the rumors originated in 1997 with Breathless boys that you were gay...
damn!

I LOVE rumors!
;-)))
Serge

MarcDe you stud!

Congrats man!! I bet you are glad Blake has Mommy's good looks!

:-)
sharky Already Cranking! Try us out for yourself!

Brad,
too bad you weren't with me tonite,
Graduate with Kathleen Turner is a masterpiece!

you should have seen what fucking a woman twice your age brings in life...
;-))
Serge

Re: DMOZ

Too bad DMOZ doesn't get used more directly by surfers. It's by far the best directory there is.

I wouldn't hold my breath on AOL bringing them back. Nice ride while it lasted.

Most things will go to pay to play. Sucks for the surfer but good $ for engine.

Cranky

voodooman
Treat everyday like it may be your last or the last of someone close to you.

A few years ago I stopped for lunch and next thing I knew I was code blue on the way to the trauma unit. No white lights or a conference with any omnipotent beings, but it did change me forever.

Cleo (.)~(.) Not dead yet

Richard Paley seems like he has a few screws loose. Why is it that people like this can get access to the media?

Voodooman, sorry to hear that. Life is very tennable, one should enjoy every second they have.

Mike AI

Wow, I just got a call from
my mom telling me that one
of my friends from highschool
was killed Saturday. He had
3 kids and one on the way.
Amazing, life can be
snatched right away from
you at any givin time.
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Creationism supporter slams Apple for ethics
http://207.67.219.101/objective/propaganda.html
Richard Paley recently declared Apple Computer a solicitor of "Godless Darwinism and Communism." Paley likens open source projects like Apple's Darwin to communism and says that the majority Computer Programmers are "Atheists and Pagans." Dr. Paley further denounces Apple as anti-Christian in its use of the "perverse" 'Think Different' advertising campaign that purportedly incites wavering from the "Christian upbringing" through mind control. Paley also criticizes PBS and Pokémon, and calls for the reclamation of Halloween by the Christian community.

Cleo (.)~(.) Click Here to worship the devil

Smithy from GatorCash - please ICQ me at home

ICQ# 22469165
Mike AI

Mutt the funny thing is my Granny sent me that joke!!

HAHA!!

Mike AI

"So did you drove from San Franciskie or did you flew?"

Oh-oh, is Sid Dithers in the house?

"Ach! Your daughters been hooking - and I don't mean rugs!"

.
..

BigMike

well ladee da daaaaaaaaaa the posting page loaded. Ok i figured it out, my bad, when i use dialup connection it works, my cable company is to blame. They are to blame for everything including but not limited to the current unrest in the world and the deaths of four Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan. I don't know how exactly but i am tracking it down now.

"vunce in a vile, he vent on von
of da odder Sundays."

pretty good old Jewish man impression for a good ol boy from the Bayou!

So did you drove from San Franciskie or did you flew?

mutt

Marc, congrats. Babies are wonderful. :))

Lisa PMB - recurring since '97!

Babies :) You have been busy

I put some line breaks in post 77105 so that the board would display properly.

I think I need to run to the 7-11 and get some munchies. Anybody need anything from the store?

Cleo (.)~(.) Fucking Awesome!!!

Congrads Marc!!!!
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

Marc De - CONGRATS on the familial addition! Spambot and I send our best wishes!

Mutt - I've seen that happen a few times myself - Spambot must have been huffing dry erase markers and inkjet cartridges again - that's what caused it last time. It goes away once he blacks out.

MikeAI - your Jackie Mason impression is the worst I've ever heard... or should that be "hoyed"?

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Bob's your uncle!

Vell, Ole and Lena vent to the same Lutheran Church. Lena she vent every
Sunday and taught Sunday School.
Ole he vent on Christmas and Easter and vunce in a vile, he vent on von
of
da odder Sundays.
On von of dem Sundays, he vas in the pew right behind Lena and he
noticed
vhat a fine looking voman she vas. Vile dey vas taking up da
collection,
Ole he leaned forward and said, "Hey, Lena, how about you and me ve go
to
dinner in New Ulm next Friday?"
"Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena.
Vell, Ole couldn't believe his luck. All veek long he polished up his
old
Ford, and on Friday he picked Lena up and took her to da finest
restaurant
in New Ulm.
Vhen they sat down, Ole looked over at Lena and said, "Hey, Lena, vould
you
like a cocktail before dinner?"
"Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. "Vot vould I tell my Sunday School class?"
Vell, Ole was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner.
Den
he reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes.
"Hey, Lena," said Ole, "vould you like a smoke?"
"Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. "Vot vould I tell my Sunday School class?"
Vell, Ole he vas feeling pretty low after that, so he yust got in his
Ford
and vas driving Lena home ven dey passed the Hot Springs Motel. He'd
struck
out twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose.
"Hey, Lena," said Ole, "how vould you like to stop at that motel with
me?"
"Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena.
Vell, Ole couldn't believe his luck. He did a U-turn right den and dere
across the median and everyting, and drove back to the motel and
checked in
vith Lena.
The next morning Ole got up first. He looked at Lena lying there in the
bed,
her hair all spread out on her pillow.
"Vot have I done? Vot have I done?" thought Ole. He shook Lena and she
woke
up.
"Lena, I've got to ask you von ting," said Ole. "Vot are you going to
tell
your Sunday School class?"
Lena said, "Da same ting I alvays tell dem. You don't have to smoke and
drink to have a good time!"
Mike AI

Congrats Marc!

Lee so your a shimano girl eh? I prefer quantums on my fenwichs...

LOL Does that sound like a text link or what?

Headless It's new and FRESH!

congrats Marc!

anybody else having a problem with the posting popup window here? I get 'page can't be displayed' alot.

Oplus News
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Jenna Jameson Has A Virus And It Ain't Meni!
http://www.opranoplus.com

Boy Band Dreamstreet Sues To Break Free From Pornographers!

4,500 Domains Point To TinaWebCam.com

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mutt

CONGRADULATIONS POPPA MARC DE!!!

Mike AI

I thought I should come and tell everyone that Heather and I have been busy...
Well more Heather than me but I had to hold her hand and coach! :)

Doing what you ask? Click the link and you'll see :)))

http://www.bronsonhealth.com/nursery/display.asp?PrimaryKey=DeFBla0204221406

Marc De

voodooman
Ha, see if I ever sleep with you.

Cleo_LinkUP (Surreal Realities)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Before yesterday I would have
been heartbroken, but since
Peaches is going to marry
Grimm and I, I wont worry
about you anymore.
:-))
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

HAHA funny photo Ulfie. Looks like the Curved Cock #4

Cyberglide - I have to agree with you - WEG is doing very well. They have a great staff, even though I think Shok stares at my ass a little too much!

Mike AI Processing and stats handled by JETTIS!

Nice pic Ulfie.... one of the better looking LPGA chicks also.

Monk

OK, this is better although the effect is now ruined. ;)

http://www.lesbian-teen.net/lpga.htm

Ulfie Pornsurfing.com, brand new design

Sorry, don't click that, damn .htaccess!

Ulfie Pornsurfing.com, brand new design

When did Todd go into the trophy biz for the LPGA tour?

http://www.lesbian-teen.net/cap.jpg

Ulfie Pornsurfing.com, brand new design

Hey guys :o)

Just wanted to touch on the DMOZ thread...

JMM,
<< Submissions go ignored for months. >>

Honestly, I can't stand when I see comments like 'submissions are ignored'....but ultimately, it's true to a point. Some editors will sit there and add 10 of their own sites for 1 that's sitting in queue.

But, also, just as with any SE...once people found out about DMOZ, we were absolutely flooded with submissions. Hence, the wait for your site to be added was even longer. So, there is 'half' truth to your statement.

I've worked my ASS off at DMOZ for almost 3 years. I have over 17k edits. I NEVER ignored submissions...I did what I could do and offered what time I had. But, not all editors are like me...and ultimately, MikeAI is right....greed greed greed.

After all the work I and other 'honest' editors like mikefold, vegaslee etc. do, it's all tarnished and tossed to shit because of some stupid schmuck who adds his own sites and no one elses. Then the 'powers that be' come into /Adult and paint us all with the same brush because the /Adult cat looks like crap. (can you tell I'm a bit frustrated?) *grin*

MikeAI
Google, Netscape, Lycos etc all still use DMOZ....BUT

Netscape; Lycos = the 'pretty' site necessary really isn't worth the traffic you will get from these se's.

Google = Still puts a higher rank to those sites listed at dmoz....HOWEVER, I have had awesome results with some pages I put in that have almost 0 content and are not listed at dmoz. You can submit straight to google.

AOL = This was a hard hit to DMOZ. We were told that AOL would pick up DMOZ results in searches again...but like Monk said....6 months and still nothing. And not only that...every single /Adult cats seems to be empty now...all the sites stripped away. It's bubye AOL for adult sites through DMOZ at this point. Inktomi looks like the only way to go for AOL traffic now.

Anyway, just my 2 cents....geez, guess I had alot to say huh? lol

GiGi CashQuest 2

Well then Cyberglide get some more links up dammit! ;))

Congrats to you as well on all your recent changes. You always have my vote as a top notch professional.
RRRED Paying $1.10 - $1.30 thanks to JMScore :)

RRRed, congrats on the additions / improvements @ WEG,

The WEG team is doing a bang up job ;-))

Cybrglide Now with Free Trial Memberships ..... Compliments of Jettis !!!

Ah, the list of men I have ruined is long, but impressive ;)
_________________________

This is pearl material... haha
***************************

Alas, I cannot accept: 'twas paraphrase-ily stolen from Top Gun ;)

Peaches

I patented male masturbation. Pony up the dough boys, I'm reasonable, 10 cents a wank, some people owe me millions. ;)

Ulfie Pornsurfing.com, brand new design

If you don't mind JMScore I thought I might add another little tidbit to my spam for the day. I know this will make our webmasters happy. This is an exciting day indeed.

Webmasters will be glad to know that starting immediately we will no longer be using referrer checking on Join4Free and it’s niches. We have turned off this function so that webmasters will no longer have to go through the process of registering each domain that your traffic is coming from. This additional modification will make things a lot more convenient when sending traffic to our Join4Free program.

RRRED Paying $1.10 - $1.30 thanks to JMScore :)

http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=
HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&r=
1&f=G&l=50&s1=%276368227%27.WKU.&OS=PN/6368227&RS=PN/6368227

Man patent law is crazy....
Mike AI Processing and stats handled by JETTIS!

LMAO, Sammy can still bring the house down ....

well done ;-))

Cybrglide Now with Free Trial Memberships ..... Compliments of Jettis !!!

HAHAHA that was funny. I can see it now, we will be getting a C&D from the late Sammy Davis Jr. Estate...

Mike AI Processing and stats handled by JETTIS!

Hey where is the respect for the dead around here man?
I was a smoker, a junkie if you will man. I smoked cigarettes, maryjane and yes I smoked a cock or three occassionaly. But I never inhaled! hahahahaha Dead 10 years and I am still an entertainer.

But seriously man we were all freaky cats back in that day. Cleveland steamers, Pittsburgh Platters, girls, boys, dogs, cats we did them all man you dig?

cong cong kachong cong cong kachunka chong.........ladies and gentlemen my musical conductor the great George Rhodes......hit it Georgie!

Who can Take Your Big Cock,
Slobber it with drool?
Cover it in chocolate make a sundae of your tool,
The SammyMan can 'cause he mixes it with love,
and makes your cum taste good

Who can take your big balls,
Bounce em on his chin,
Suck 'em very slowly and he'll tongue your smooth sack skin,
The SammyMan Can? The SammyMan can
The SammyMan can cause he mixes it with love
and makes your cum taste good

The SammyMan makes
Every cock he takes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your depraved wishes,
Eatin chitlins and ka-nishes!

Who can take you balls deep,
Give your ass a ream,
Suck it like a Hoover and then lick up all your cream,
The SammyMan can? The SammyMan can, the SammyMan can..
The SammyMan can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the cum taste good.....
And the cum tastes good
'cause The SammyMan knows good wood

Sammy Davis Jr

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