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Well summer fishing is smoking down here... you pick a weekend in mid June though August and we will put you on the fish!

Of course at the camp we have other diversions as well - jetskis, knee boarding, skiing, tubing, etc...

We just have to get Billy out there to cook up our catch and its like a 5 star resort!

Mike AI Processing and stats handled by JETTIS!

MikeAI, I hope I can some day! There is something about filet'n the mouth to get my hook back when the bastard swallows it, that makes my titties perky :-)

Ninja TITTY!
CELeeNoga

Lee, you have to come to New Orleans to fish down at the camp. Then you can qualify as a Marsh Ninja!

Mike AI Processing and stats handled by JETTIS!

NewsFlash:

Canadian Taz [not the Taz we know], is over $3.00 for the "morethanxxx.com" domain sale, 7 ppl have bid--

CELeeNoga

trying jmm....
sometimes it doesn't work real wll on this box
OldFold Laurie Dhue Fan Club

Ulfie,

I agree with pretty much everything you said. I was pretty much the only editor in a large category and did all the work. I am still an editor, but don't edit as much as before.

They keep saying that AOL is going to bring back the DMOZ search results but it has been about 6 months now.

Monk

Fold... ICQ me. please 394543

JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Headless! Nice fish! I just got back from a fishy place to get my reels restrung with some pink Andy.

Did I mention I had to pick up another Shimano 6500 baitrunner reel?

Don't talk about fishing, ya make me wet! :-)

CELeeNoga

Yeah, that's what I couldn't figure out. I must know 50 people that have applied for categories and have been denied even though they have no editor. I can't figure out the reasoning other than they want surfers as editors, not webmasters.

I applied for another category at one point and was denied because I allowed an exclamation point in a site description. That was the one thing they could find out of 1000's of reviews to decline me. That was when I started to lose interest in DMOZ because I knew their was some agenda going on there and I knew I wasn't going to change it.

Ulfie Pornsurfing.com, brand new design

I dont get how it just now dawns on the catholic church that child molestation is a crime! its like they have a sort of immunity? they should be sent to jail, screw this meeting stuff.
grimm (Blow Me) Domain Apex..Auction Your Domains Today

Ulfie:
........Guess what? The people they added all seemed to only add 1 or 2 sites a day. hmmmmm, all of them adding just their own sites and here I am still wasting an hour or more a day editing sites...........

I had/have the same dilemna...
but...there are a couple good people in the hardcore subcats, and for some reason they won't promote them?
My backlog right now is 2400 unreviewed...
MikeAI...it is still relevant to Google and a couple others to my knowledge (my SE skills are a little "rusty")

OldFold Laurie Dhue Fan Club

Mike, that was another factor, all the se's are dropping dmoz so it really didn't make it worthwhile wasting time on anymore.

Ulfie Pornsurfing.com, brand new design

JMM, couldn't agree more about DMOZ. I was an editor for a long time and finally got fed up and quit. The category I edited only had about 100 sites when I started and a backlog of about 500 submissions because the category had no editor. After about a year being the only editor (and building it to the point it now had 1000's sites) they slowly added 4 or 5 more editors which made me happy because I was finally getting some help. Guess what? The people they added all seemed to only add 1 or 2 sites a day. hmmmmm, all of them adding just their own sites and here I am still wasting an hour or more a day editing sites. At that point when I combined that with all the other BS that was going on I just said screw it and quit.

Monk, are you still an editor? What's your opinion?

Ulfie Pornsurfing.com, brand new design

sorry for the intrusion sergey and mike but....i just gotta do this
((o;

MikeFold, man gotta do what man gotta do!
;-))

Sergte

Is DMOZ even relevant? Is it even listed anywhere? AOL pick it up?

Problem with DMOZ is the problem with every human endeavor - ruined by greed and selfishness.

Mike AI Processing and stats handled by JETTIS!

I figure it is sure to garner more than the 13 clicks I got off Opr*ano advertising!
(---Brad)

hahahahahahahhaha,
is this man an idiot for living off 13 clicks for 9 months,
or is this man an idiot for showing sour grapes syndrom????
;-)))

I am out to see Graduate in the City,
I wish Brad could watch it to,
he could use it to point his son in the right direction after he graduate the military acedemy he is putting him thru
;-0))

Serge (Males4free and Males4free Gold, new from INNOVATORS!)

JMM are you trying to flirt with me?
Mike AI Processing and stats handled by JETTIS!

It kinda weirds me out thinking about Sammie Davis Jr. giving some guy a BJ though...

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Does it weird you out because he was giving a guy a bj, or does it weird you out because that guy wasn't you?

JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

sorry for the intrusion sergey and mike but....i just gotta do this
((o;

Chubb (the one with no email address)....
don't recall seeing you ask for any help in the maxcash forums......
(not that i care, but it might not be a bad idea)

http://www.gifs.com/april_woody4.html
note: not tgp traffic LOL

Get A Real Job.....

JMM....I agree....As an editor, I just can't catch up, and I really wish the "powers to be" would get some fresh help in the subcats....

OldFold Laurie Dhue Fan Club

I don't know Sammie always did look kind of bi to me. I could see Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis and Sammie all doing each other and anything breathing.

Cleo (.)~(.) Are you bi?

HAHA That is cause your fine ass Grimm - keeps me crossing the street!!

Mike AI Processing and stats handled by JETTIS!

Is there any bigger cluster fuck then DMOZ?

Submissions go ignored for months. If you try to become an editor you get the standard reply that they would love to have you but the category is to broad for a first timer. Even if you apply to be an editor for a category with no editor such as free/t/midgets/fromtexas/namedwilly/withonetesticle.

What started as a good idea.....

JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

errr.. i didn't
grimm (Blow Me) Domain Apex..Auction Your Domains Today

Mike...o dodnt know anything could keep you straight:)
grimm (Blow Me) Domain Apex..Auction Your Domains Today

HAHA Monk I have not seen the classics in awhile.

It kinda weirds me out thinking about Sammie Davis Jr. giving some guy a BJ though...

Peaches has ruined me for life...

Mike AI Processing and stats handled by JETTIS!

No problem Mike.

Its been a long time since I bought a porn video, given all the porn online. Apparently, a lot of people still prefer it though. :o)

Maybe I'll go buy Deep Throat for nostalgic purposes....never did see that one.

Monk

Come on Monk just cause you slam me from time to time, and keep me straight does not mean I would not sign up under you.

I wil lbe colelcting information on different programs and find the one that best suits our needs. If this ones does well, I will DEFINATELY make sure we sign up under you.

Hell with my porn addiction, you would make a mint just off my orders! ;-) hahaha

Mike AI Sweet Little Blonde knows how to make you money!!

Chubb, I have done well with AllAmateurMovies and Bignaturals with Nasty Dollars.

My opinion on programs and sites is like finding fishing holes. You have to be able to read the water, the weather, and know where you best chances of catching fish that day are.

Programs are at the whim of so many forces now, its hard to predict when they are doing well. Most seem to be related to billing companies however.

That is one reason I always look for primary processing at Jettis. That is normally a very good sign.

Let me know how it goes for you.
Mike AI Sweet Little Blonde knows how to make you money!!

MikeAI,

I ended that last post too soon. Mallcom lets you customize where you send the traffic. You can have various store fronts (porn stars, amateur, ethnic, etc.) depending on where your traffic is coming from.

Monk

MikeAI

Mallcom Video works quite well for me. You can sign up under me by going here and clicking on 'Partners' in the top right corner
http://www.americanadultvideo.com/videostore/index.html

or go here and fuck me over
http://shop1.mallcom.com/services.html

:o)

Monk

Chubb, I shave everyone that is why signups are low, send me your account info and I will be happy to shave you more.
Brad Shaw

<Btw I cannot believe that Linda Lovelace's husband blew Sammy Davis Jr.Just can't>

Noooo! SDJ blew her husband! It was a horrible book - written by her. About how her husband made her have sex with dogs, too. I just looked at Amazon and it's the "Ordeal" book by her. In fact, one of the reviews even references the SDJ deal.

Peaches

Which sites are converting best with nastydollar?

I am looking for some new sponsors. Maxcash and Siccash have gone out on my traffic the past month.

Chubb

I am looking to put a DVD/Video reseller program in all of my sites. Anyone recomend a quality company, that delivers what it promises, and has good commissions?

I already am using Todd for my toy store.... So I need DVD/Videos...

Mike AI Sweet Little Blonde knows how to make you money!!

Serge,

No arguments here. ; )

JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line) $$$

I just joined with BigPlayers - I've seen a cool 468x60 flash banner out there (There's one in the banner rotation of this board as well), but can't find the flash file for it in the 'webmaster referral' section of BigPlayers - or anywhere else on the web?

Can someone help me out here?

Turboface ..

Official Ruling:

RRRed can do whatever fuck she wants
;-)))
Serge (Males4free and Males4free Gold, new from INNOVATORS!)

RRRED,

I'm not sure asshole of the month winners are allowed to spam. Guys, can we get a ruling. ; )

JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line) $$$

I am writing an article on Link Popularity checking systems online and have so far focused my attention on the following four: <All are completely Free>

Marketleap Visibility Index http://linkpop.marketleap.com
<Nice comparison report, nice selection of engines>

Link Popularity Check http://www.linkpopularitycheck.com
<So so, nothing specatular>

LinkPopularity http://www.linkpopularity.com/
<Old time favorite but lacking in functionality>

SearchOnline http://webmarketers.searchonline.info
<A meta-engine that pulls in the actual results from the other engines, with built in functionality to save these to a favorites system, or email them directly from the web interface to your desktop. Check their help section in IE. Great for real ongoing research. Nice selection of engines too. Theyb also have a funcrion that allows you to do a keyword search, which returns a report telling you where on other engines your site is ranked for that keyword.>

I'd appreciate your comments on these systems, and if you have more to suggest I'd like to hear what you feel is the best out there!

-Mark

Mark

Hi

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Redd congrats on the new program... We have always done well with your other programs I am looking forward to this one..
Get in touch with me today I want to know whats up May 4th
amanda shok rocks

Im fucked off now!

;-)
Moose

Nope! I dont cook!!
******
voodooman
Ha, see if I ever sleep with you.

Cleo_LinkUP (Surreal Realities)

Mike I think you are thinking of something else : )

I know your Dad would like to see you travel here in the state.

Webfather you really should make it here to one of our degrees.. they are HOT !!

Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Who will be asshole of the month for May

fuck off,moose!
Nick

Headless nice fish man!

ITs almost yellowtail time here...i cant wait!
Moose

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Fishing?

Check out this hybrid striper I caught a week ago... 7 1/2 pounds of fighting machine.

http://girlz4u.com/jfish.jpg

Headless

Voodooman
Did you cook Serge a tasty treat this morning?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Nope! I dont cook!!
voodooman (I did pelmeni and you did NOT!)

I am always looking to travel!!

Mike AI Sweet Little Blonde knows how to make you money!!

Billy.....raised 17 years ago April 1st. Little did they know.

;-))

Mike.....what are you waiting for??

Webfather

Yep..

I still am trying to get Mike to travel with me !

Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Who will be asshole of the month for May

Yes, Mr.Cash, thats the place, folks had wave runner trailer hitches so that must be a popular spot--

Our run of fish came at 4:30AM and lasted about 2.5 hours, we caught 15 fish in that time frame, we kept 8:

(1) pompano
(1) Spanish Mackeral
(4) Blues
(1) Catfish [18 inch keeper]

Right as we were packing the fishing wagon to leave the pier, the man in my spot caught a snook but it was 4 inches to small and he had to release...

Great fishing at that pier during tide changes..

I DO NOT get those damn changes, ppl say add 1 hour, 2 hours, 3 hours to that chart, whats the correct way to read that damn thing?

Lee Noga

I heard Billy loves to travel south too!

Mike AI Sweet Little Blonde knows how to make you money!!

Billy!!

You travel to the "East"?

Webfather

""I'd NEVER acquse you of something like that!""

Thank you :)
professional courtesy :)
Nick

""give"" ????????...errr that infers "free"!!!!Never ;)))

NJick
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I am sorry,
that was my bad English
;-(((

I'd NEVER acquse you of something like that!
;-)))
Serge

Webfather all I can say is what's up my brother !

Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Who will be asshole of the month for May

That make sense?

Lee Noga
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Le...yup makes sense...it is in port orange..i take waverunners there often..didn't realize the fishing was that good...may have to hang there once in a while! =)
MrCash!

""I don't know about you, but I wait for their second coming more than Jews for Messiah""

Amen!!!!
I think they will ride into the city soon ;))

OK,the two million you sent helped a little ;))

btw...
""I'm sure you'd never give Aga Netpond if you haven't fronted $12.9 millions for HS!""

""give"" ????????...errr that infers "free"!!!!Never ;)))

NJick ch_b_l_t_ ;)))

Where is Spanno hiding?

http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/meast/04/22/jenin.fighter/index.html
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still arguing with "fence post"?

exercise in futility...
Serge

You did well,would you believe I lost money? ;)
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of course I do....I'm sure you'd never give Aga Netpond if you haven't fronted $12.9 millions for HS!

I saw your kids and Anthony soliciting donations on the I-5,
you poor dear!

I think we should have our annual meetings held in Monte Carlo,
HS Anonymous Group!
so we could share our stories and count losses together.

I don't know about you, but I wait for their second coming more than Jews for Messiah
;-))

I never lose hope to double my $56.89 and neither should you!
Serge

Where is Spanno hiding?

http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/meast/04/22/jenin.fighter/index.html

Here is an article based on an interview with a member of Palistinian Islamic Jihad. He breaks down the fighting, and explains what really happened.

Straight from the enemys mouth - there was no massacre. It was straight up combat.

Even this guy was suprised the Israelis came in with infantry and not using airpower and artilery ( because Israelies wanted to keep down civilian causalties. Israel does NOT target civillians - only palistinians do that!)

Mike AI

Funny how Visa, Mastercard has no problem with that.

Mike AI
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of course they don't!

I had AOL acount many moons ago and wanted to cancel, they told me FUCK you
and billed me for another nonths.
When I called the bank,
they told me-
call AOL,
and I did and heard:
FUCK YOU for the second time.
I refused to pay but...I had to do it 2 years later to clear my credit report,
fuckers got me.
Serge

Morning Oprano :)

Serge -- ""High Society made all the dough and I ended up with $56.98 net after all expences ""

You did well,would you believe I lost money? ;)

Btw I cannot believe that Linda Lovelace's husband blew Sammy Davis Jr.Just can't

NJick b_a_ ;)))

Yeah Lee that is AOL's dirty secret. They are the biggest adult company on the net. They spam, the do not let people leave easily, and a majority of their surfers are looking for porn.

AOL was built on porn. People in chat rooms. People trading pictures. There is a reason people target AOLers for adult spam - they are the biggest group of perverts!

But of course they are the 800 lb Gorilla. It would take this entire industry together to maybe come close to battling them.

CEN is not small company, and they were bent over pretty hard.

Mike AI

Argh, don't get me started on AOL, they are the biggest hypocrites that conduct themselves abusive and righteous--

Im sick of getting their spam disks in snail mail yet they hammer CEN for webmaster spamming, the CC take it out on us, and AOL is a bitch to cancel--

I have never owned an AOL address, never tried their interface, and I get more snail mail unsolicited crap from them and it burns my ass.

They are the King of spam.

Lee Noga

Lee - Amberjacks are fun to catch... Will have to definately try to work on a fishing trip.

Mike AI

http://msnbc.com/news/742475.asp

Very interesting article. Talking about how difficult it is to cancel services like AOL. How they purposely make it a difficult if not impossible task.

Funny how Visa, Mastercard has no problem with that.

Mike AI

Yes, Mike, doing this fishing right in Daytona if you can believe it.

I buy small, medium and large shrimp--also throw shiners and finger mullet [live bait].

They LOVE that stuff, and the secret is use a smaller hook than you would ever dream of using, and you will do better than you will ever believe.

I was flabbergasted I pulled that 15 inch pompano out...they are crustacean lovers, and not one for fish or shrimp....

Would love to fish with ya! You, me and Mr. Cash....alot of action on this pier :-) The amberjacks are running as well.
Lee Noga

Voodoo that is still $1300 more then she got.

Cleo (.)~(.) Click Here for Voodoo's cooking, get it while it's hot!

Lee are you doing all this fishing in Florida? When I come down for the show you are going to have to take me!

Live Shrimp is the best bait for fishing success... you might not catch the biggest fish, but you will catch the most.

Live Shrimp is the CRACK cocaine of bait...

I have yet to go this season, been windy, water still a little cool, and boat is in shop getting prepaired...

But I have the itch real bad...

Mike AI

Cleo -

Getting $1300 for a movie that grossed $600mm is not my idea of getting paid.

Voodoochile

Mr Cash--

Dunlawton? Not sure if I spelled it right--Its below a huge 4 lane bridge and its a boating launch place...we take 44 to Taylor and take it all the way in to this bridge--

That make sense?

Lee Noga

Good morning all from the other side

Voodooman
Did you cook Serge a tasty treat this morning?

Dead Porn Stars, maybe a new niche, get them while they are fresh.

PS: It said that she got nothing, but her man got paid :(

Cleo (.)~(.) Click Here for a massive collection of flesh quivering exhilaration

being female is wonderful
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Who do you know that is female? You double dipper you!!

:-)))

Webfather

Morning :o)

Thank you for the thought/prayers......

This is going to be a long, long process for these boys and every little good thought has to help in some way - it's greatly appreciated.

I will keep ya posted

Again, thnak you.

Snoops (�)

<Here's some breaking news for mutt, Linda Lovelace dies in car crash.>

I remember reading in her book about how she tought Sammy Davis Jr. how to do a "deep throat" by having him blow her husband. I never could look at him the same after that......ewww!

Grimm - you're safe - no shotgun for Dad. He's been living with his girlfriend for 12+ years now - no marriage - he's not a strong believer in them ;) He tried to talk me out of the first one and DID talk me out of a couple more :)

Peaches

MikiaAI, went and tried a new bridge fishing spot in Daytona and had a great day!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++=
Hey Lee! which bridge?
I live in Daytona...and am always looking for a slot when i don't feel like revving up the SeaRay!
MrCash!

Lee,
I can give you perfect bait for them...
Lobsters!
;-)))

proven method!
;-)))
Serge

Serge, if I could find a way to bait a slut I bet I would catch one of those 500 pound jewfish :-)
Lee Noga

I LOVE fishing more than slots--
Lee Noga

...and I LOVE sluts more than fishing
;-)))
Serge

LOL, Actually WebDaddy, being female is wonderful and wearing my Navy vet hat attracts the fisherman who pass down those nifty tricks!

Its not about numbers babee, its all about metal, they haul boat trailers and I park my RV rights among them :-)

I LOVE fishing more than slots--
Lee Noga

I got the fishing bug bad now..and all I do is pier fish :-)
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Lee, tell us what you say to scare the other fisherman away.

Anything with zipcodes?? License Plate numbers?

:-)))

Webfather

Morning everyone :-))

MikiaAI, went and tried a new bridge fishing spot in Daytona and had a great day!

Caught my first POMPANO off live shrimp, and enjoyed yanking out the blues as the school came thru, and of course caught my first spanish mackeral [damn ugly and scary looking] :-)) Caught some fighting jacks too.

Capped the day with a 3.5 pound 18 inch catfish, and a baby shark. Had to end the fishing trip 12 hours sooner, had no more cooler space for the fish!

I got the fishing bug bad now..and all I do is pier fish :-)

Lee Noga

intersting article related to Ibill purchase

http://quicken.elogic.com/sec_grab.asp?ticker=ICPT&faddr=edgar/data/1054930/0000931763%2D02%2D001082.txt&fkey=0000931763%2D02%2D001082&ftype=10%2DK
Serge

Did somebody say blow me ??
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no, Heather hasn't been here for ages
;_)))
Serge

The 12 year old son of a lady I worked with for years at the newspaper is in critical condition at the Shriners Burn hospital in Galveston, Texas.
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Snoops, I am a free mason and I can tell you those kids are lucky to be at the shriners burn center. They are capable of miracles.

Prayers are with them.

Webfather

Did somebody say blow me ??

Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Who will be asshole of the month for May

Snoops my dad is a FreeMason so he is very active in helping them out. The shriners look funny, and drive funny cars during parades - but they do very good charitable work...

Mike AI
Mon, 22 Apr - 18:55:59 66.157.48.235 Post #: 76943

**The shriners burn hospital in cincinnati is the premiere burn unit for children in the country. The shriners do great work. I also read an article that during 9/11 they opened their doors to adults for the first time, unfortunately it wasnt necessary..

Please note, Voodoo, I did NOT agree to marry Michael - only you and Grimm! I'll just cheat with him - the mistresses always get the good stuff anyway ;)

Peaches
Mon, 22 Apr - 19:15:15 63.178.233.38 Post #: 76951

**Ill dust off the tux, tell your dad to bring the shotgun:)
grimm (Blow Me) Domain Apex..Auction Your Domains Today

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