Apologies, mike, but I gotta say this:

I was practically raised on Steen's. I still keep a can around.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Stallion,

http://www.letsgo-etc.com/granddads/biscuits.htm
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Does Harvey sound familiar, for instance?
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Mike, that happens fairly frequently. I go to a lot of the chemical plants around there. Ive become very familiar with the Huey P. Long bridge...

Yesterday, I was in Westlake (up by Lake Charles). I get a lot of trips to LA. I like the place.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Cleo would you feed them to me?

:-))
Mike AI

MMMmmmm sounds good Torone.

Next time your route takes you near NO or you are around ,we should do lunch or something!


Mike AI

Cookies and milk anyone?

Cleo (.)~(.) details of the private sex life of..

Ok. I guess the butter and the Steen's would tear up a diet in a hurry.;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Pssst! Mike,
I'll reveal to you (and the privileged few who both read this board and make scratch biscuits) my secret ingredient. I grind a few turns of black pepper into the flour. My grandkids LOVE Granddad's biscuits!
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Cyberglide keep us in the loop with conversions... espcially with free trials now!


Mike AI

Thanks Mike I'll be sure to.

Maybe some late night lurkers will see it ;-))

BTW congrats on your new proggy too, looks good.
I might have to fire up some traffic your way. ;-))


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Torone I am on a diet over here and am starving!!!

Lets change the subject!


Mike AI

Guess where I just got back from? Bienville!
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Mike,
Got any butter and Steen's? This time of night, I really know better than to expect the gravy...;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Torone all biscuits are gone, how about some crumpets?

;-)


Mike AI

Cyberglide congradulations that is awsome. You should make sure you spam this again Monday when everyon is around...

instead of 2 old convervatives like Torone and I!


Mike AI

I know it's a bit late to post this but what the hell ....

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We have also increased our monthly membership rate by $5.00.

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And what did I see about MC?

MikeAI,
I prefer Lipton's, iced; but I would take several of those biscuits (preferably with homemade sausage gravy, but if that's too much trouble, butter and Steen's).
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

GiGi,
Yep! That's all we need is more gov't employees voting for the Liberal/Socialist liars. Excuse me; but this country will stay free even if it means sending a few of our local Socialists to Canada, the UK, or maybe Iraq.

"Inventor Rory Johnson developed, designed and operated a 525 HP fuel cell motor with a range of 100,000 miles that operated on two pounds of deuterium and gallium. The government attempted to block his research, apparently, because of the threat to gas taxes. Oil companies didn't want it because it threatened their monopoly. Johnson was run out of his Illinois shop to California where he died under mysterious circumstances. Similar stories on other inventors appear frequently in the literature."

You should really research these urban/Utopian myths before posting them as fact. That one has been around so long that it has a long, gray beard. It personifies the Utopian pipe dream of something for nothing. Chech the date it was supposed to have happened, then try to remember when deuterium was discovered. Almost any table of the elements can give you the dates for deuterium and gallium. Also, you will need to look at the date it was supposed to have happened in view of the political climate and a few other factors. I say this because you live in a country (Canada?) which has already been Socialized.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

I have never even heard of cardcops... interesting idea.

With my merchant account I have Jettis handle it and my chargeback rate is miniscule... ( for Meni - that means VERY TINY)

haha


Mike AI

does anyone else in here use cardcops.com for chargebacks? Ive been a member with them for 2 months and havent gotten one person using a stolen credit card since. Im thinking this may be because of the recession or no? If anyone has any experience with fraudulant sales I would love to hear how you are fighting them. I have less than a 1% chargeback ratio and Im looking for 0%! Thanks for any input.
-Stephen Harris

stephenh cardcops?

bigmike,
I can't help it if you never heard of ELF or the links between them and PETA. Just for the record, tthe Earth Liberation Front is designated as a domestic terrorist group. Peta supports it in many ways, including large cash contributions. As for the other, quit listing to your lying Liberal pols and media and do a little research. I said your brain had been laundered. Was it bleached and starched, too?:)
Torone (screw 'politically correct')

Insane Midget, free hosting is a tough racket to get into. Especially now adays... Unless you have some new angles, some cheap bandwidth, or just like throwing money away - I would shy away from it.


Mike AI

btw, my icq is: 127893368 if you want to talk quicker......
InsaneMidget

Looking to start my own free host on a dedicated server. Wondering if there are any articles out there I could read up on or if someone could give me some "postive" advice on the matter. Thank you!
InsaneMidget

Mike AI
So far all my free sign ups have been with Hustler VIP.

Cleo (.)~(.) just plan nasty

The Producer,
tonite Oprano settles all family business,
it's time to answer for Santi...err...Mrs Prinny,
Who was it? Tataglia or Barzini? who approached you?
Serge

Thanks Slav!

Cleo - I have been doing well with Barely Legal as well. Are you using the free signup, or regular program?
Mike AI

Monk.. I'll be sure to get that issue...

She's #1 for a reason.. she's HOT!

;-)

Unfortunately the Wings are NOT hot.. they look like a first year expansion team.. and Hacek is looking really bad.... sigh...

fatbaby

Cleo - which sites - programs are converting best for you right now?
*****
FlintDigital's barely legal is doing the best for me this month.

Cleo (.)~(.) just plan nasty

Mike, try this http://www.kazaalite.com/nuke/

its kazaa without shitware


Slavdogg

What is the best peer to peer software, site for MP3s.

Audiogalaxy is sucking ass.

Mike AI

Cleo - which sites - programs are converting best for you right now?


Mike AI

I love you, you love me, we're one big porn fam-i-ly.....

Excuse me while I commit dinosaurcide.


Anon Barney

Mike AI,

you just had to say hot biscuits. Reminds me of yummy Biscuits n Gravy :-)
Stallion

It is getting all warm and fuzzy in here.

Don't you just feel the love


Cleo (.)~(.) just plan nasty

I am making some herbal tea. Would anyone care for some?

Katie is making some hot biscuits too.


Mike AI

Havnt been around in a while
but...


*Hugs* everyone




Moose

It's getting too nice in here!

I'm going to barf ;))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook, CERTIFIED!) Nothing personal,,only business ;))

;-))))
Serge Kitty, can you do better????

"I look forward to attending their wedding, and hope the are blessed with many children.

Never let what goes on boards interfere with reality.
"

better words were never spoken!

here is the dose of reality:


Serge and hope the are blessed .....

fatbaby,

Jennifer Garner is voted #1 in Maxim's Hot 100 list. Will have to pick up that issue.


Monk

JMscore I apperciate it. I have a feeling this is going to take off.

Once it does we will be setting up Jumbo on all of out top girls so webmasters will have great sites to promote.

As I said they are my bread and butter...


Mike AI This girl rakes in the dough, put her to work for you!

MikeAI,

As always thanks for the kudos. Glad we've got a site up on JUMBO. Looking forward to the results.
JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line) Care for $$$?

I think you my be possessed.
******************************

better be "possesed" than "Repossesed"
;-)))
Serge

Mike,

np I do it for friends sometimes. with the sex toy programs, have over 4400 webmasters, so shoot away a text ad, will get it out tonight or tomorow:)
sextoyking

Serge
Does he also make you do double posts? I think you my be possessed.

Cleo (.)~(.) Take Serge's money, CLICK HERE

as I recall you got a little fucking too right??
****************************

hmmm...it depends on your defenition of "a little"
I got fucking only on Tuesdays and Fridays when boyfriend was working late.

Serge

That is a very generous offer Todd, I will send you out a e-mail soon!


Mike AI This girl rakes in the dough, put her to work for you!

Serge
Brad controles the weather??? I thought he only controlled his bladder.

Cleo
********************

yes, he does, and he controls locust as well,
don't fuck with the man,
I learned my lesson....golf size hail balls on my front lawn!
Serge (Males4free and Males4free Gold, new from INNOVATORS!)

Mike,

just looked at that site, damm nice, sure to convert good I would imagine.

if you want me to send an ad out to webmasters, just shoot me an ad in TEXT

thanks


sextoyking

btw....

anyone need any good stock tips?

;))
Nick We are pitchers,not receivers (not that theres anything wrong with that;)

Serge
Brad controles the weather??? I thought he only controlled his bladder.

Cleo
********************

yes, he does, and he controls locust as well,
don't fuck with the man,
I learned my lesson....golf size hail balls on my front lawn!
Serge (Males4free and Males4free Gold, new from INNOVATORS!)

Serge,
You are on!!!
I'll get divorce when we are in Vegas,and the drive is easy thereafter to San Fran.

Mr.Abuan and Redlion have volenteered to be your maids of honour. ;)))
Nick We are pitchers,not receivers (not that theres anything wrong with that;)

Serge,

as I recall you got a little fucking too right??

yeh the wife got some from the divorce, but ohnestly dude, I am not mad one bit, and we talk every day of the week, best of friends:) did my ass hurt for awhile, sure the fuck did!! :)
sextoyking

Todd, I think Brad knew I had something to promote, so he started a piss to get everyones attention.

It was classic...

http://www.sweetlittleblonde.com/webmasters.html

Already got 6 webmasters to sign up... not to shabby!


Mike AI This girl rakes in the dough, put her to work for you!

I knew that peace and love would get someout otta bed:))

Mike, I know bro, you wish them the best, so do I!!!


sextoyking

My portfolio needs expansion ;))
Nick
****************************

Nick, marry me! I come with huge portfolio of tax loss cary overs!
;-))
Serge (Males4free and Males4free Gold, new from INNOVATORS!)

Cleo,
it's all Brad's shenigans!
*****
Serge
Brad controles the weather??? I thought he only controlled his bladder.

Cleo (.)~(.) 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, materialize

Todd, I love Brad and KK. My only issues with KK ever was professional dealing with ccbill.

I am delighted 2 of my good friends have found hapiness together. I look forward to attending their wedding, and hope the are blessed with many children.

Never let what goes on boards interfere with reality.

Mike AI Make money on my top amateur sites!

you wouldn't want anyone talking shit about your old lady:))
sextoyking
************************

oh yeah????

you old lady fucked you royally because she could!

(and I don't mean it in the sexual sense)

Todd, whatta you gonna do? argue with me?
;-)))
Serge (Males4free and Males4free Gold, new from INNOVATORS!)

Serge,
You never give me your penny stock tips!!You bastard!!!!!

My portfolio needs expansion ;))
Nick

what kind of shit is that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Peace and Love
sextoyking<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Have you lost your balls man? You sound like the child of FM and PathyCake*.
not Todd not Brad, not KK, not Steve, not MikeAI, notJR, not Dravyk...Muahz!

Yep Mike,

He is from LA, and doing a great job on the new crossfire.

Be nice to Kimmy, she has always been great as far as I am concearned:)

you wouldn't want anyone talking shit about your old lady:))
sextoyking

Harry, if any high-piss-level adult webbieboard was a TV show, it would be a soap opera. I come back and it seems like Uncle Serge and Bradley always have their knickers in a twist.

Calm down, guys, it's 64 degrees in So Cal today (well, in my part), and there's hail in NJ, and Mastercard's not processing 3rd party trans any more. Yea verily, the end is near.

On the other hand, it might not be.

Oh, and Dravyk, that was transsexual PREGNANT midgets, bro.

Melody nothing to push right now, so go read my kid sister's column on Out Sports

Slav I figured you would find that funny!

Todd, Carville is a homeboy from down on the Bayou... he rides on my lawmower with me...


Mike AI Make money on my top amateur sites!

Afternoon all,

Down in Sunny Bend, OR. almost moved into the new city, 2 more weeks.

Brad don't worry about Serge and Mike, if they get outta hand I will sick Carville on them:))

Peace and Love
sextoyking Oprano Special, 100 Animated Banners, $699.00

that's one of my favorite words - shenanigans. And this is a biz with alotta shenanigans.
Open a door and what do you find - more shenanigans!


Anon-O-Mutt

mutt,
your anon info is late...MikeAI traded his bastard for my penis stocks
;-))
Serge

Mike, its about time Afgans find a new enemy if Islam.


Did you see this one ?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A14454-2002Apr19.html
This is funny, dude's name is Crackhorn LOL


Slavdogg

well i figured it out, i am now anonymous. I will tell you all you need to know about MikeAI's bastard children and Serge's penny stock manipulations. I just need to eat some dinner first.


Anon-O-Mutt

Cleo,
it's all Brad's shenigans!
;-))

Serge

they say Florida's weather bad???
********
Serge
The weather has been perfect here. I haven't had the roof in my car for over a week and we have been bike riding almost ever evening. In fact I have all the windows open right now in my house.

Cleo (.)~(.) Double your pleasure, double your fun, two boards are better then one

Ulfie! 'sup?...livin' off the laptop...just got the new 'puter today...hopefully i will be fully functional by mon!
MrCash!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A15968-2002Apr19.html

Serge they are busy in Afganistan.
Mike AI Make money on my top amateur sites!

fucking Brad...when are you gonna send locust on me?????
Serge

National weather promisses 3/4 -1 " hail more to come...
and they say Florida's weather bad???




Serge

Mr. Cash, you're alive!! Haven't heard from you in awhile.


Ulfie Pornsurfing.com

holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/8th size hail in NJ!

almost stripped paint off the cars!
Serge

how the fuck did you manage to make 78 sign ups with Mr.Cash of 800 hits???????
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Yeah...since we switched to Jettis...that looks about right!!
MrCash

Ok enough fun, back to business.

With the power of Jettis I am not able to open up one of my top Amateur girls sites for Rev Share.

http://www.sweetlittleblonde.com/webmasters.html

This site converts like MAGIC - it is unbelievable. These sites are my bread and butter, and now I have them open for you to make money off of.

If anyone wants to make deals, for right amount of signups I can easily bump up payouts!

And of course since its powered be Jettis you know its going to be SOLID!


Mike AI Make money on my top amateur sites!

thanks Voodooman but i'm not looking for a service to make me an anon, trying to see why my browser won't do it for me.

anon's add some spice to the gumbo most of the time. board whores with the same axe to grind is indeed a bored old whore.


mutt

mutt,
in order to do it succesfully,
you should not call yourself some trivial names like:
Steve, Deap Throat,
Janice, etc...
I usually call myself very colorful when I post anon, like
Navuhodonossor,
it sticks in people minds..
Serge

.
penis

mutt,

http://www.idzap.com/
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

well since ANON posting in the topic of the day, maybe somebody can help me. Since i got the new puter and IE6 proxies don't work for me. I've fiddled with IE's settings and still can't use a proxy to hide my IP.

mutt

me too!!!

under condition he stops playing with my penny stocks!!!!


Serge

Brad I love you, unconditionally. No matter what you say or do, I will be by your side.

I am dead serious!


Mike AI

http://fantasymanmoney.com/playersball/6948.htm

uh-uh-uh!!!!

the boy who thinks I shouldn't make comments about hit counts...

look what YOU have done!!!!

Serge Thanks, FM for quick reference!

Serge, 800 hits is what, about 54 mkstats hits?

You should be the last one to comment on hit tracking!
Brad Shaw
***************************

Darling,
being the best shaver of them all,
(my shavins were "discovered" 3 years after my retirement)
I know another master working when I see one.

Good job!!!!
Glad you are 3 years in retirement yourself, my compliments!

Are you gonna call Ron this time and cry on his shoulder that your girlfriends left you????
;-))

I definatelly see Agent 69 in your future...
;_)))
Serge (Males4free and Males4free Gold, new from INNOVATORS!)

Serge, I would expect better out of you. Or are you too busy spamming your penny stocks in your latest sceme?
Brad Shaw
************************

Brad,
I don't sue over penny stocks allegations..I kill people, read Luke Ford.

Are you having death wish today??????

don't fuck with me on the day when my penny stocks went to 1.89 per share from 1/2 penny month ago,
it isn't funny,
if this crushes tomorrow-
I'll kill your dog, all of them,
fuckin flea bags!
How dare you peeing on my pennies????
;-))
Serge (Males4free and Males4free Gold, new from INNOVATORS!)

Serge, 800 hits is what, about 54 mkstats hits?

You should be the last one to comment on hit tracking!
Brad Shaw

Yes, on 800 first page hits.
*********************************

uh-uh-uh!!!!!!

how the fuck did you manage to make 78 sign ups with Mr.Cash of 800 hits???????

A=B
A=C
C is not equal B...
I think Mr. Cash credited you with extra sign ups just to increase your income tax liability!!!!

he reverse shaved you, while Brad's numbers are REAL ones!!!


Serge (Males4free and Males4free Gold, new from INNOVATORS!)

Serge, I would expect better out of you. Or are you too busy spamming your penny stocks in your latest sceme?
Brad Shaw

Damn,
There are enough posts made
by one person here today
to fill up the the morons
page.

voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

An interesting article on Slander...

Brad has a chicken butt!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A14454-2002Apr19.html
Mike AI

HAHA good point Brad!


Mike AI

*yawn*...

not to take the spotlight off brad and moment in the sun... but i want to be serious for a moment.

I am now promoting my very exciting left elbow.

my left elbow has been around longer than the internet AND SICCASH and is rock solid.

anyone interested in knowing more about my left elbow please e-mail me

JR

Serge it was actually only 8. I was mistaken.


Mike AI
********************

this is LIE!!!!!!!
I have Brad's logs to prove there were 9!!!!
Let me ask Emi's permission and if she says it's OK,
I'll post it!

MikeAI is a LIER! he had 9! sign ups!
Serge

Yes, on 800 first page hits.

Maybe since you are saying I shave, I should threaten to sue like a kid!

Keep it up, and lawsuits it is. Not to mention deli meats.
Brad Shaw