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Cathy,
please add this to your
Q and A list:

"MasterCard is changing the rule that allows online retailers to accept credit card payments through such popular services as PayPal, to protect financial institutions and card holders from fraud and identity theft, USA Today reported.
Unless a settlement is reached, on May 1 retailers and other mom-and-pop operations that could not otherwise afford to participate directly in MasterCard's network could miss out on sales from the nation's No. 2 online credit card, the paper reported. Additionally, MasterCard holders could have a harder time using their cards at sites that use PayPal and similar services, Gartner analyst Avivah Litan told USA Today."

What are Ibill's plans for May 1st when MC will no longer process internet transactions?

MikeAI,
aren't you happy NOW that Oprano accepts e-gold????
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 19 Apr - 07:57:14 172.158.0.22 Post #: 76300


bpj,

Ro, yes
the bike, no

:)
Hank D Soaking wet money
Fri, 19 Apr - 07:56:05 67.81.103.119 Post #: 76299


IBILL CATHY

No Comment on buying business at 7%?

No Comment on 20 Million in Fines by you Bank

No Comment on being 10 months in Visa Fine Program.

Are these facts true are not.

Just email me a link on Beasty stuff
DEEP THROAT IBILL PROBLEMS
Fri, 19 Apr - 07:51:59 66.78.13.130 Post #: 76298


http://squirtscash.com/cleanbike004.jpg
******************************
Nice piece Push! Can I have a ride??? 8^))) hahaha

It is important to diversify and spread risk - not just into other indsutries but across processors.
Mike AI
*************************************
Truer words could not be spoken! ACHdebit.com! NOW more than EVER!

Good Day Oprano!

bpj (NO 3rd party CC risk!) Checks, just Checks and nuttin but Checks!
Fri, 19 Apr - 07:49:51 65.116.11.110 Post #: 76297


I see....that sucks! cockholsters are everywhere!
Serge (Males4free and Males4free Gold, new from INNOVATORS!)
Fri, 19 Apr - 07:37:44 172.158.0.22 Post #: 76296


Serge,
the email I use in my tagline is unique to here...

and I got the spam on that address...
DrGuile
Fri, 19 Apr - 07:31:46 207.35.65.36 Post #: 76295


Guille,
I got that spam too and I never left my e-mail here...


Serge (Males4free and Males4free Gold, new from INNOVATORS!)
Fri, 19 Apr - 07:27:25 172.158.0.22 Post #: 76294


Whoever thought it was a good idea to harvest this board and send us surfer spam:


FUCK RIGHT OFF!


--------------------

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Vegas





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DrGuile
Fri, 19 Apr - 07:25:12 207.35.65.36 Post #: 76293


Torone, "GFY"?

LOL, open the window in the cab cuz' you're sucking up too much of your own fumes, pinche

I think Daschle is a joke, but equating PETA with AL QAIDA is right out of the flat earther's manual.

"Anyone who believes that it is better to be dependent upon our enemies for energy must, by inference, be one of our enemies.
"

Follow the logic of your own argument. I was merely stating that the so-called "right" shares as much blame as the "left" for exploiting and abetting our dependance on foreign oil...or at least oil controlled by our obvious enemies (ie, Saudi's).


Oh, and Mac's rule;)

.
.

BigMike
Fri, 19 Apr - 07:16:04 24.28.24.146 Post #: 76292


all the trimmings indeed:)
grimm (Blow Me) deleted
Fri, 19 Apr - 07:05:04 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76291


barmitzvahed and everything:)
grimm
*****************

got it,
yopu are a Jew with all the trimmings
;-))
Serge (Males4free and Males4free Gold, new from INNOVATORS!)
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:57:53 172.164.208.163 Post #: 76290


john....,barmitzvahed and everything:)
grimm (Blow Me) deleted
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:50:18 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76289


I think HankD has the right Idea! ;)

We are far more dependent on Venezuela and mexico for oil than the middle east, directly... our problem with Middle East oil, is that our economic trading partners are almost totally dependent on their oil... if they dont get it, we have economic problems, not energy ones...

fatbaby
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:48:49 68.60.235.247 Post #: 76288


since my mother popped me out:)
--------------------------------
Grimm, this just mean you are a momther,
not a jew:)
John_Cotac (where is the fucking money????)
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:46:52 67.81.94.47 Post #: 76287


Hank D,
You have mail!
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:43:53 24.242.225.234 Post #: 76286


All, Just want to make sure it's clear that iBill has implemented Visa's policy regarding beastiality. Please forward any issues to me regarding this at communication@ibill.com. Thanks-Cathy
iBill-Cathy
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:42:37 65.190.25.189 Post #: 76285


hank.. blow me:)


cleo... im running 10.1, it is pretty damn stable, and with a product called "Dave" i can access any windows machines on my network, including printers. so i have no crossover problems. However, i am having a bitch of a time getting my XP machine to see my Windows 2000 mchine:) go figure, fucking microsoft:)
grimm (Blow Me) deleted
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:40:12 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76284


grimm
Yeah they are really sweet and now that all the stuff is coming out for 10 it is becoming real sweet too. I plan on switching over may desktop machine later this year when the next release of 10 comes out.

I have an older Powerbook that has been running 10 since the public beta and it has never crashed once in over a year.

Cleo (.)~(.) OMG!!!!
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:37:46 208.61.44.30 Post #: 76283


' For me I like doing all my reviews on a Mac because Macs don't catch any of the virus or other crap that webmasters put on their pages like the stuff that changes your home page.'

That would be like me riding a Honda cuz no one wants to steal it, lol.

http://squirtscash.com/cleanbike004.jpg

Hank D Soaking wet money
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:35:26 67.81.103.119 Post #: 76282


Cleo & grimm;
:}}}

bigmike,
What can I say to or about someone who parrots the Liberal party line so perfectly? Can we say "No oil, no defense."? How about, "If you ever got your head out of your ass and improved your shitty outlook, you would see that there is no link between the oil companies and the people who have openly stated that they intend to destroy this country!"?

You make statements which came first from Abu ben Daschle's mouth first. GFY!
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:31:20 24.242.225.234 Post #: 76281


i have an ibook laptop, and a new imac desktop. the hardwre is super sweet.

the powerbooks are the best laptops i have ever played around with
grimm (Blow Me) deleted
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:29:37 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76280


serge..since my mother popped me out:)
grimm (Blow Me) deleted
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:28:09 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76279


i run OS X 10.1 Redhat, Windows 2k, and windows XP, so i get a chance to play around with all of them.

OS X is the most stable. Windows has more software tho, but nothing mission critical.



Torone.. OS X doesnt have to be rebuilt to make changes, you are thinking of Linux. OS X functions a lot like 9.1, same install packages. just based on better software architecture and doesnt break as often as windows.


grimm (Blow Me) deleted
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:27:08 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76278


I am a jew
********************

since when????
Serge (Males4free and Males4free Gold, new from INNOVATORS!)
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:25:12 172.164.208.163 Post #: 76277


fatbaby,
Two things to say:

Anyone who thinks my grandchild is equal in importance to an ant is about to find out why I'm called 'Torone'.

For the (still) uneducated...PETA, as in People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, is a donor to at least one terrorist organization (ELF).
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:24:49 24.242.225.234 Post #: 76276


Does the word need more then one kind of car? Do we need more then one color of paint?

Most of the web runs on UNIX. Most of the desktop business machines run windows. Most design, publishing and pharmaceuticals run Mac.

I use both. When I'm not selling nekkid pics to horny men I'm a consultant in the design industry which is 90% Mac. They use a lot of AppleScript and plug-ins which only run on a Mac. They usually have one or two PCs to run their business software.

For me I like doing all my reviews on a Mac because Macs don't catch any of the virus or other crap that webmasters put on their pages like the stuff that changes your home page.

I run programs like the Russian Submitter under Windows because that is what it is written for.

Cleo (.)~(.) Have you checked today's posts?
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:23:59 208.61.44.30 Post #: 76275


I am a jew, and all jews are self depricating, so therefore, i am an anti semite:)


as for Mac OS X. i run and operate on it daily. by far the fastest and most stable OS i have ever used. I have never had to reboot because of a lockup. and i have every piece of software i need running under it.

I like it, and mac hardware is sweet.





grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:23:16 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76274


Torone, you so crazy;)

"Anyone who believes that it is better to be dependent upon our enemies for energy must, by inference, be one of our enemies. "

Dude, who's oil billions put the current administration in the white house? Did you see how fast Bush's "us or them" policy caved once the Arabs cried about the PLO? Cheny and Powell had to go on a bow, scape and kiss dick mission all throughout the oil regions. It was fucking pathetic.

"If we don't become energy-independent immediately,"

While I totally agree we need to wean ourselves off their oil, the key word is "immediately". As I understand it, even if we started drilling under every rock and tree in the US it would still take years for it to make even a dent in the gross national consumption level.

We need a crash investment in all sorts of newer energy technologies like the we had during the space program of the sixties. Fuck this dopy "star wars" plan of the prez's. Put those billions into energy research.

In the meantime we can formulate a few more coups in South America and West Africa and have them ship us the oil cheap;)
BigMike
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:21:21 24.28.24.146 Post #: 76273


Torone, I am no environmentalist (my favorite car is my GMC Yukon XL Denali - tied for the most ungreen vehicle with a Ferrari, lol) but this focus on a 6 month supply of oil in Alaska is definitely misguided. 10 years minimum to get it out of the ground, what a waste of time to even fight about it.
But I'll concede soemthing needs to be done. So my aforementioned policy of conquering, enslaving , and pillaging the natural resources of Canada and Mexico has been expanded to include Venezuela in order to provide energy independence for years to come.
While we're down there, lets also add Peru and Columbia, thus ensuring crack independence simultaneously.

Torone, please drop me an email. Have a question/opportunity for you regarding trucking.
Hank D Soaking wet money
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:17:11 67.81.103.119 Post #: 76272


Torone,

You'll love this one... its a quote I had on the wall of my Archery Store back in the day... from a then, spokesman for PETA, taken from Time or some similar publication...

"The life of an ant and that of a child share equal importance"

Makes you wonder about some folks...

fatbaby
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:14:53 68.60.235.247 Post #: 76271


Re: Mac

Think about it. Does the world really NEED two operating systems? Does the world of the future need a hard-wired OS (which must be rebuilt to make any real changes)?
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:13:11 24.242.225.234 Post #: 76270


Eric P.,
"Anyway, I'm glad to see the Senate has rejected drilling for oil in the Arctic.

I really don’t think people completely understand how important "nature" actually is."

Poor Eric! He has had his brain laundered by the 'environmentalists'.

If we don't become energy-independent immediately, we will have to pay more for gasoline, right? Anyone who believes that it is better to be dependent upon our enemies for energy must, by inference, be one of our enemies.

Who here wants to go back to the horse and buggy days? More importantly, has it occurred to anyone here that we have no electric tanks or solar-powered aircraft? If the Saudis (who have so far pledged $165 million to reimburse the families of suicide bombers) decide that it is in their best interests to do so and cut us off, who among the 'environmentalists' is going to carry rockets, bombs, etc. to attack our enemies and/or defend our country.

I say this: while most of the so-called 'environmentalists' in this country are well-intentioned, they have been terribly misled and misinformed by their leaders, who are simply hiding behind the environmentalist tag. I won't even address their REAL agenda. It is time that some people in this country did a little self-education. Check out their websites and see what they REALLY stand for. Do a little research and thinking about their stated goals. Get your mind into gear and stop being their parrot.
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Fri, 19 Apr - 06:01:12 24.242.225.234 Post #: 76269


Pushrod,
fuk u 2, pal!
;_))
Serge
Fri, 19 Apr - 05:56:18 67.235.142.149 Post #: 76268


The Mac 10 that is out now is a real dog. It's meant only for developers and Mac fanatics. That is why any one using a Mac for real work is still using System 9. The real version code named Jaguar should be out before the end of the year.

Cleo (.)~(.) Jaguar
Fri, 19 Apr - 05:34:18 208.61.44.30 Post #: 76267


Mac people crack me up.

Thi sarticle points out how OS X is much slower in browsint than it's Windows counterparts -
http://www.wired.com/news/mac/0%2C2125%2C51926%2C00.html

Response from Natalie Welch, Mac's public relations manager, "We are merely at the beginning of the performance opportunities in Mac OS X"
I love it.

Hank D Soaking wet money
Fri, 19 Apr - 05:21:27 67.81.103.119 Post #: 76266


I can't believe that I actually went and checked all of those out too, Grimm

I especially liked the redneck one although I thought the guy's name was Serge not JD.

Hank D Soaking wet money
Fri, 19 Apr - 05:10:10 67.81.103.119 Post #: 76265


Grimm, way way WAY too much time on your hands, lol

Hank D Soaking wet money
Fri, 19 Apr - 05:09:01 67.81.103.119 Post #: 76264


grimm,
Never mind. I gotta start reading the board further down before I post...
Coffee, need coffee...;}}}
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:53:56 24.242.225.234 Post #: 76263


grimm,
I hope that was something you copied from somewhere...I detect a strong note of Anti-Semitism there.:)
Torone (screw 'politically correct')
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:49:42 24.242.225.234 Post #: 76262


ok im done
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:48:27 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76261


http://www.btinternet.com/~b3ta/femaleorshemale/
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:45:11 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76260



If an insect falls into your cup of coffee--what would you do?

Here is one analysis:

1.The Englishman: Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe

2.The American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee

3.The Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away

4.The Palestinian: Drinks the coffee and the insect

5.The Israeli:
- Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese

- Screams that his security is in peril

- Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee

- Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate attacks
with weapons of mass insects

- Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian Terrorism, Attacks on Human
Rights, Anti-Semitism, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Exodus,
Discrimination against Noah's Ark

- Commands Arafat to immediately stop insects from flying in the air or
landing in coffee cups

- Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off water and
electricity, humiliates and terrorizes civilians, kills or maims anyone in
his way.

- Imposes more military aid on the American

- Demands a 100-year, interest free, 50 billion-dollar, loan from America
to buy another cup of coffee

- Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as compensation
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:40:37 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76259


http://home.att.net/~g.and.k.reid/ex_gfrant.html
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:30:37 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76258


here ya go mike:)

http://www.loverscaughtontape.com/naked_fishing.html
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:27:59 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76257


http://www.redpac.com/


countdown to legality
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:26:47 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76256


http://www.mindharvest.net/kamelkiller.html
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:24:45 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76255


I wanna be a fly on the wall during next shareholders meeting of ICPT when an old lady asks the mamgement the question what the fuck this is???
;-)))

https://secure.ibill.com/cgi-win/ccard/ccard.exe?ref1=ibillcc&ref2=animalcash%2d&ref3=1995010192163032100&reqtype=secure&account=0345425
Serge (Males4free and Males4free Gold, new from INNOVATORS!)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:24:10 172.131.138.188 Post #: 76254


i hear its popular in phoenix too:)
grimm
**********************

...and now in Fort Lauderdale
;-))

http://beastiality.com
processed by
https://secure.ibill.com/cgi-win/ccard/ccard.exe?ref1=ibillcc&ref2=animalcash%2d&ref3=1995010192163032100&reqtype=secure&account=0345425
Serge (Males4free and Males4free Gold, new from INNOVATORS!)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:22:00 172.131.138.188 Post #: 76253


I could do this for days


http://www.d-zyn.com/gresmedical/
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:21:59 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76252


(obviously written by a broad...)


In the animal kingdom, males exhibit what is known as "display behavior" in
order to attract females and to ward off rival males. They thrust out their
chests, ruffle their plumage, and generally try to appear more impressive
than they really are. On nature shows, this is comic. It appears comic,
too, when it shows up among humans: the guy in the Camaro with all the gold
chains, say, or Vanilla Ice's haircut. It has been discovered that display
behavior is much more common among humans than had been previously believed.

Have you ever wondered why:

-- Men who have never been west of Kentucky can tell you about the
mentality of the Japanese?
-- Men who can't pay their credit-card bills have a plan for dealing with
the national debt?
-- Men who aren't on speaking terms with their families know how to achieve
peace in the Middle East?
-- Men who flunked high-school physics can explain what went wrong at NASA?
-- Men who haven't had a date in six months know what women really want?

Try an experiment: Ask my friend Jeff, who spends his weekends fixing up
his Harley and watching female mud wrestling, how he thinks political
autonomy will affect the economies of the Baltic states.

His brow will furrow; he will purse his lips thoughtfully. "It's
interesting that you mention that...," he will begin, and then he will come
up with something-probably nothing remotely feasible, but something.

This behavior-the chronic answering of questions regardless of actual
knowledge is known as Male Answer Syndrom. The compulsion to answer varies
from person to person, but few men are happy saying, "I don't know." They
prefer, "That's not what's important here."

They try not to get bogged down by petty considerations, such as, "Do I
know anything about this subject?" or "Is what I have to say interesting?"
They take a broad view of questions, treating them less as requests for
specific pieces of information than as invitations to expand on some
theories, air a few prejudices, and tell a couple of jokes. Some men seem
to regard life as a talk show on which they are the star guest. If you ask,
"What is the capital of Peru?" they hear, "So tell us a bit about your
early years, Bob."

Sometimes this expansiveness is appealing. If you ask a woman, "Why did
Madonna go on the David Letterman Show?" she will simply shrug helplessly,
acknowledging that some things are simply unknowable. A man, on the other
hand, will come up with a few theories (she has the same agent? overdose of
Prozac). Men have the courage and inventiveness to try to explain the
inexplicable.

But Male Answer Syndrome (MAS) is by no means harmless, as my friend
Pauline discovered at the age of 8. She had found that eating ice cream
made her teeth hurt and asked her father whether Eskimos had the same
problem. "No," he said. "They have rubber teeth." Pauline repeated this
information in a geography lesson and found herself the laughing stock of
the class. That was how she learned that a man, even if he is your own
father, would rather make up an answer than admit to his ignorance.


Later in life women run into the same problem: Men can speak with such
conviction that women may be fooled into thinking that they actually know
what they're talking about.

My friend Jeff (he of the Harley) is full of expertise on subjects as
diverse as global warming and Elvis' current whereabouts. In reality,
however, he is an expert at only one thing: making very little knowledge go
a very long way. For him answering is a game, and not knowing what he's
talking about just adds to the thrill.

Expressing skepticism can be highly inflammatory. Even mild-mannered Abe
Lincoln types may react to, "Are you sure about that?" as a vicious slur on
their manhood and find themselves backing up a ludicrous assertion with
spurious facts.

Many women actively encourage male answering behavior. There is in the
female correlative condition known as the Say What? Complex. Women who
behind closed doors expound eloquently on particle physics may be found, in
male company, gaping at the news that the earth is round.

MAS tends to be mild until puberty; boys begin to speak with authority on
matters of foreign policy at the same time they start to grow facial hair.
And how MAS developed: Since killing wooly mammoths and attacking enemies
with rocks are now frowned upon, and since shirts open to the navel are not
appropriate in every social situation, men prove their masculinity by
concocting elaborate theories about football.

Growing awareness of MAS has led some to call for a moratorium on all
male-female conversation. This is alarmist. But care should be taken. Women
must remind themselves that if a man tells them something particularly
interesting there is a good chance that it is particularly untrue.
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:19:22 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76251


Haircuttee - Woman1
Haircut Noticer - Woman2

2: Oh! That's so cute!

1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she was gave me the mirror. I mean,
you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but
I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get
one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually
going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take
attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders.
Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short
they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

etc, ad nauseam

-----------

Haircuttee - Man1
Haircut Noticer - Man2

2: Haircut?
1: Yeah.


grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:17:22 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76250


serge

"

Beastiality. Australian for Love."

i hear its popular in phoenix too:)
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:16:27 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76249


LOLhttp://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:14:40 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76248


Grimm,
http://www.captionmachine.com/?p=47&c=1
;-)))
Serge (Males4free and Males4free Gold, new from INNOVATORS!)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:13:24 172.131.138.188 Post #: 76247


christ

http://www.ummah.com/inewsletter/massacres/palestine/index15.htm

picks of massacred palesitnians?
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:12:49 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76246


http://www.earthfiles.com/earth319.htm


ghosts of flight 93?
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:11:44 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76245


just because mutt loves it when i do this


http://www.shindaiwa.com/downloads/index.html
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:10:20 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76244


Serge, thats a very good observation :)


Slavdogg
********************

Slav,
I ALWAYS watch for signs of the program being attacked by bottom feeders and bottom of the barrel scrapers,
their attacks is a sure thing that the program has it made
;-))

Remember Brad Shaw mixing up Timon with Prophet?
that was THE FIRST sign
;-))
Serge
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:09:18 172.131.138.188 Post #: 76243



A Duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Barman says, "Hey, you're a duck"

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight," observes the duck.

"Yeah, but I mean - you can TALK" says the barman.

"Guess your ears are fine, too," answers the duck. "Now, can I have a beer?"

Barman serves the duck a pint and asks him what he's doing in the area.
"Oh," says the duck. "I work on the building site over there. We'll be here
for a couple of weeks, and I'll be in each lunchtime for a pint."

And each day the duck waddles over from his job at the building site and
has his lunchtime lager.

Next week, the circus comes to town on its annual round. Circus owner
comes in for a pint, and the barman tells him about the talking duck. "You
should get it into your circus," he says. "Make a lot of money out of a
talking duck. I'll speak to him about it."

Following day, the duck comes in at lunchtime. Barman says: "You know, the
circus is in town, and yesterday I was chatting to the owner. He's very
interested in you."

"Really?" says the duck.

"Yeah. You could make a lot of money there. I can fix it up for you easily."

"Hang on," said the duck. "You did say a CIRCUS, didn't you?"

"That's right."

"That's one of those tent things, isn't it? With a big pole in the middle?"

"Yeah!"

"That's canvas, isn't it?" said the duck.

"Of course," replied the barman, "I can get you a job there starting
tomorrow. The circus owner's dead keen."

The duck looked very puzzled. "Well then, what the fuck would he want with
a welder?"
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:08:56 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76242


some early morning fun


http://www.captionmachine.com
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 19 Apr - 04:00:46 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76241


Serge, thats a very good observation :)


Slavdogg my new hairy pussy
Fri, 19 Apr - 03:52:04 63.205.66.50 Post #: 76240


Hooper, KK,
EAT SHIT!

Numbers we trust, snakes we don't
;-)))

You guys are all IDIOTS !!! HAHAHAHAHA

""STOP holdings your cocks and start making some real fucking $$$


my bigplayers stats this period
96706 166 $8300




http://www.bigplayers.com/bp.php?player=viper

Slavik who doesn't run any programs and has no aliances with nobody besides $$$
I trust more than all you wanna be's combined
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 19 Apr - 03:45:40 172.131.138.188 Post #: 76239


http://board.gofuckyourself.com/images/oonly120.gif

finally.....old button been replaced with the new one.

Good job GFY, and if you promise to keep Hoopers and others who can't afford our rates at bay:
"Well I can't afford your ad rates right now ;-)))))

But I'll be happy to keep a presence over there & piss around ;-))

Come on.. if anybody needs your pro bono work it's me ;-)

-Hooper"

we'll let you fly our banner as well.
Serge
Fri, 19 Apr - 03:18:32 172.131.138.188 Post #: 76238


hahahahahahahah,
Slavvik,
I have more trust in Deep Throat than ih Hooper and KK who claim Signs Signs Signs write BigPlayers checks
;-)))

uh-uh-uh!

Signs writes checks for nobody...
GAFI does
Serge
Fri, 19 Apr - 02:42:00 172.131.138.188 Post #: 76237


If Timon or anyone from Big Players is around you might want to check out this thread
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=2be94f9a216d9e3493738b4d19d9ab7d&threadid=57425


kelly
Fri, 19 Apr - 02:34:37 195.93.34.172 Post #: 76236


if anyone hasn't tried it yet


www.crazybrowser.com

is a cool browser, can open multiple windows in the same IE window, grouped them in groups, etc. really cleans up your desktop
grimm (Blow Me)
Thu, 18 Apr - 22:38:16 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76228


================================


Thanks grimm.
It is kind of cool.

Although I'm not really 'crazy' about the name.

Its a neat little tool. Why ruin it with a name like that? There is nothing "crazy" about it. I hate seeing that name in my taskbar.

Sheesh.

Anyway, I'm glad to see the Senate has rejected drilling for oil in the Arctic.

I really don’t think people completely understand how important "nature" actually is.





Eric P. Discovery Channel Addict!
Fri, 19 Apr - 00:41:40 64.158.89.23 Post #: 76235


Can you post a good link to it here... You may have before, but your board moves so fast I can't find it..
Vittorio
Fri, 19 Apr - 00:12:54 12.43.111.130 Post #: 76234




Vittorio was is your take on the Perfect 10 lawsuit?


Mike AI
Thu, 18 Apr - 23:48:52 66.157.51.175 Post #: 76233



Holy Shit! EVERYONE GET CRAZY BROWSER!! This is a miracle which can save me hours a day opening different windows, going back and forth, etc.!! I just open all the ones I use every day and click-poof, they are there.

Vittorio
Thu, 18 Apr - 23:25:01 12.43.111.130 Post #: 76232



Voodoo,

Many have already tasted the spices I have added since my recent self-imposed non-spamming policy (you guys are very persuasive, lol!). Check Mike's response to my post about Copyright infringers (about halfway down).

Vittorio I hope That's what adding to the Gumbo means...lol
Thu, 18 Apr - 23:01:21 12.43.111.130 Post #: 76231


Im craaaaazy browser head... gimme some canday!
grimm (Blow Me)
Thu, 18 Apr - 22:45:31 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76230


www.crazybrowser.com

is a cool browser, can open multiple windows in the same IE window, groupd them in groups, etc. really cleans up your desktop
grimm (Blow Me)
_______________________


WOW THAT IS CRAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYY!!



Mike AI
Thu, 18 Apr - 22:40:13 66.157.51.175 Post #: 76229


if anyone hasnt tried it yet


www.crazybrowser.com

is a cool browser, can open multiple windows in the same IE window, groupd them in groups, etc. really cleans up your desktop
grimm (Blow Me)
Thu, 18 Apr - 22:38:16 68.11.115.214 Post #: 76228




I had an incident this week with I-Bill over not being paid. They claimed it was a snafu, and the amount was not that large about 12k... but still, a lot of signs are out there.

Does not mean they are going down... Epoch and one time was on the brink, and they fought back and now are cutting edge...

It is important to diversify and spread risk - not just into other indsutries but across processors.


Mike AI
Thu, 18 Apr - 22:25:11 66.157.51.175 Post #: 76227


Vittorio,

Im sure that that would
thrill MikeAI and Serge,
:-))
But in the mean time,
why dont you add to
the gumbo??? You do
know what that means
dont you???
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Thu, 18 Apr - 22:21:29 151.204.103.152 Post #: 76226


Vittorio, sounds like a plan!

Welcome to the gumbo!


Mike AI
Thu, 18 Apr - 22:21:02 66.157.51.175 Post #: 76225



When My techie gets back from vacation, I will PUT UP AN OPRANO LINK ON MY HOMEPAGE AND GET RID OF SOME OTHERS...How does that sound??

Vittorio
Thu, 18 Apr - 22:17:38 12.43.111.130 Post #: 76224


ibill having problems? doesnt surprise me, every few years we have an exodus and than some processor going out of biz. we're about do for another one. But i dont think ibill is going down.


>>>>> Remember if IBILL goes out everyone will take it in the shorts. No money for people to pay for hosting, content, traffic, etc. Everyone will feel the wave <<<<

Not everyone lives month to month, paycheck to paycheck. So i wouldnt worry about that unless you're Lee Noga :)


and than again when was the last time Deep Throat was right with any rumor ? Nixon ?


Slavdogg
Thu, 18 Apr - 21:56:51 63.205.66.50 Post #: 76223


On that note, I'm going to finish watching this one up in my bedroom rather than in my office.
********************************

hahahahaha,
I didn't even imagine that all this AVS talk makes you so horny!
;-)))


Serge
Thu, 18 Apr - 21:27:01 172.158.99.148 Post #: 76222


I take it all very lightly.
*******************************

Lucky you!
This rumor has costed me money.
I was about to short ICPT after their news announcement of Ibill purchase when I got anon e-mail with this 20 mln rumor.

last thing I need is SEC charging me with trading based on inside information. If this rumor is true,
ICPT will go lower when it's disclosed but I don't wanna take my chances, ain't worth the troubles.
Serge
Thu, 18 Apr - 21:24:16 172.158.99.148 Post #: 76221


Serge - hahaha

On that note, I'm going to finish watching this one up in my bedroom rather than in my office.

G'nite all :)

Marc De ARS
Thu, 18 Apr - 21:22:35 63.151.35.99 Post #: 76220


I want some good deals on content.. Please email me with deets and prices..

lesbo.. gay.. black & white.. amateur.. etc...

kevin AT lemonzip.com
kevin
Thu, 18 Apr - 21:22:05 66.68.123.22 Post #: 76219


Love to see
LA beat the Avs
*************************

damn!
whose AVS is playing?
yours?
CEN's?
Flynt's?

I love watching those AVS games myself too!
;-)))
Serge
Thu, 18 Apr - 21:20:27 172.158.99.148 Post #: 76218


Baited? Not at all... I take it all very lightly. I know what I know and I'm
happy with that :) 9 minutes left in this LA v Colorado game. Love to see
LA beat the Avs even though they knocked Detroit out last season.

Marc De ARS
Thu, 18 Apr - 21:17:33 63.151.35.99 Post #: 76217


Snow,
you being new face around here,
let me introduce you MUST HAVE rule
for posting on Oprano for non sponsors:

5) Tagline Urls MUST have reciprocal links to Oprano!
Serge (Males4free and Males4free Gold, new from INNOVATORS!)
Thu, 18 Apr - 21:14:48 172.158.99.148 Post #: 76216


MarcDe,
how the hell have they baited you????
;-)))

I don't know if this rumor is true or not,
but I heard it shortly after Phoenix gathering,
so I wouldn't pay much credence in it,
unless it's supported by 10k from ICPT.
Ibill is now the part of publically traded company and just can't hide things forever,
they were aquired on April 10th, so they should go into the next quarterly report. Should be intersting reading, followed closely more by porn industry than Wall Street
;_))
Serge (Males4free and Males4free Gold, new from INNOVATORS!)
Thu, 18 Apr - 21:12:14 172.158.99.148 Post #: 76215


I could not agree more..I think it's a matter of time before that will end..Jettis is pretty strict,They ask to look at your members area before signing you up.I think that's a good thing.

Snow
Snow MafiaBucks
Thu, 18 Apr - 21:11:03 4.35.32.159 Post #: 76214


Hey Voodo what sort of problems you having?? I'm gonna try out jettis..

ICQ-54866383
Snow MafiaBucks
Thu, 18 Apr - 21:09:14 4.35.32.159 Post #: 76213


voodooman - that wasn't meant for you. Feel free to call me Marc... it is my name.

However, De Marc is NOT! :) hehe

Marc De ARS - Pay Pal Distributions coming April 29th
Thu, 18 Apr - 21:02:14 63.151.35.99 Post #: 76212


voodooman, I'm not big on supporting rumors but if you go to beastiality dot com ibill is their processor. I would hate to see them go under for purely selfish reasons but at the same time they are still processing for sites that Visa has stated implicitly are unacceptable under their terms.


Ulfie Nobody knows hoops better than us!
Thu, 18 Apr - 20:59:43 12.226.153.78 Post #: 76211


How about we talk about CCBill???

Now there is a piece of shit
processor that should be
having trouble if any of
them are!!!
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Thu, 18 Apr - 20:58:28 151.204.103.81 Post #: 76210


Damn,

Sorry Marc De.

:-))
I just got lazy.
C'mon its after midnight.
:-))
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Thu, 18 Apr - 20:56:04 151.204.103.81 Post #: 76209


hahaha

No need to bet and its Marc De :)

Marc De ARS - Pay Pal Distributions coming April 29th
Thu, 18 Apr - 20:54:20 63.151.35.99 Post #: 76208


Well, I dont know about anyone
else, especially about Marc De,
but I would venture to say that
your rumor is totally unsubstantial.
I myself would not bet even
100 bucks on it, because lets
face it, processors can go
under at any givin moment,
but Im with Marc, I dont
think Ibill is going down
anytime soon.
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)
Thu, 18 Apr - 20:52:28 151.204.103.81 Post #: 76207


De Marc

That is just about correct 5% of 400 million in processing is equal to 20 million in fines. Great Math Marc.
DEEP THROAT IBILL PROBLEMS
Thu, 18 Apr - 20:43:04 66.78.13.130 Post #: 76206


De Marc

Lets clarify our bet. 400 Million that my facts are correct. You call Garrett and Confirm. Yes or No

I trust you.
DEEP THROAT IBILL PROBLEMS
Thu, 18 Apr - 20:38:53 66.78.13.130 Post #: 76205


I am ibill's largest customer and I was not offered these ridiculously low
processing fees. Should I feel slighted? BTW, from my calculations their
cost is a little closer to 5-5.5% at that volume, not 7%

Either way I doubt that they will be going out of business anytime soon.

Marc De ARS - Pay Pal Distributions coming April 29th
Thu, 18 Apr - 20:38:31 63.151.35.99 Post #: 76204


D
DEEP THROAT IBILL PROBLEMS
Thu, 18 Apr - 20:36:54 66.78.13.130 Post #: 76203


Voodooman

Don't get me wrong, I do not wish this on IBILL. One thing I have learned in this industry is that not all rummors are completely true, but if you add up enough rummors and they truth is not far off.

Anyone else hear these exact same facts?

Anyone else get offered these unreal prices?

Remember if IBILL goes out everyone will take it in the shorts. No money for people to pay for hosting, content, traffic, etc. Everyone will feel the wave.

What the Hell Marc lets bet Ibills entire 400 million in processing

DEEP THROAT IBILL PROBLEMS
Thu, 18 Apr - 20:34:27 66.78.13.130 Post #: 76202


IBill will never go down like DMR, Mark my word.
Pinocchio
Thu, 18 Apr - 20:29:55 62.42.63.20 Post #: 76201