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Hey everyone!
Whats the deal with this
Emplied child Pornography?
Emplied what, that means not
school skirts er dresses. Ever
kiddie socks. Man that sucks.
Looks like I'm going to have to through away all my clothes!
What does everyone think about this stuff. I would like to know. I think that child porn is sick, but you know it sells. Maybe we just have too mant sickos here in the US. Well, they just think we are sick. In England you can be like what?... 16 to do porn ! I think they are all sickos, not us for dressing adults up in girly girl out fits. Whats sesxy is sexy right? Can the SEPREME COURT tell me what to wear and act? Hell No they cant! Foreals I can act like a child sumtimes and be all ditsy at a bar or club. What are they going to say. I mean Geez! They are probably the ones looking at the kiddie porn . usually the ones that object to it are the ones that feel guilty for doing it. Am I right? Or the only one that feels this way?
Please write*
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thankz . No muahz Serge. Im serious this time
Miss Prinny
Miss Prinn-e ImaSoBeGirl

meni...my lord is that sad:)
grimm (Blow Me)

Produce Clerk... what is a bugger wad?:)

Mike you are hot for another guy? now im jealous!
grimm (Blow Me)

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/loversoflauriedhue/
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Erik I though your were miss prinny when we were talking online?

That is what I was fantasizing about anyway...

Mike AI

huh? You are not going to start that shit again. Miss Prinny is Miss Priny. Ask MikeAI in here. He is hot for her ;-) WINK>>>

So there you big bugger wad....

The Producer

which personality's ass do you want me to eat?:)
grimm (Blow Me)

eat my ass grimm
The Producer

well there is the pot calling the kettle weird:)
grimm (Blow Me)

Did you know that the shittorino spammer guy jerks off 6 times a day? Yea, he is one sick pup....

The Producer

who the hell is laurie dhue?

grimm (Blow Me)

Vittorio,

It's all about the Gumbo. Sure most people who post to boards from time to time, or every time they post, include a link to whatever they are promoting. People who contribute to the conversation here, keep Oprano lively earn the right to promote.
You have NEVER done anything but use this board but to spam and speed away, no interest in doing anything here but SPAM!

Thankfully the scientists at Oprano's Research and Development laboratory invented Spambot v 1.0 and he never sleeps. And he costs nothing in upkeep. MikeAI takes him out to the titty bars once in a blue moon and Spambot is happy.

mutt

If anyone could get her to do a site she would make a fortune. I bet even O'Reilly would sign up. ;)

Ulfie Official sponser of the hockey pickem

Laurie Dhue
Thursday, November 15, 2001

Laurie Dhue joined FOX News Channel (FNC) in September 2000. She serves as a news update anchor as well as host of weekend specials.

Prior to joining FNC, Dhue hosted MSNBC’s "Special Edition" and she also was substitute news anchor for "The Today Show" weekend edition on NBC. Dhue began her tenure at MSNBC in April 1999 as the anchor of "Newsfront." Prior to her stint there, she worked at CNN where she served as anchor for weekend programs, such as "CNN Saturday," "CNN Sunday," "World View," and "The World Today."

Dhue received a Bachelor of Arts degree in political science with a concentration in dramatic arts from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.

OldFold Laurie Dhue Fan Club

so mike, who do you pay to read the words to you?:)
grimm (Blow Me)

but what if the stolen content is beastiality or kiddie porn? will ccbill still shut them down? wont this cut into their profit margin?;)
grimm (Blow Me)

And every single message on this board is NOT spam? Yeah right! Boards ARE self promotion. If not, then email addresses, URL's, etc. should NOT be included. Just anon. technical postings.
Vittorio

Ulfie -

I think Spambot is extra-hungry these days, what with all the exersize he's been getting tear-assing across the top of the page all the time... So he's eating up all the spam he gets... And yeah, he's kinda dumb sometimes - like a dog - he'll eat spam he's pooped out! ;)

EEEEWWWWW! BAD SPAMBOT! BAD!!

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) buckets o' content!

Someone's having fun with the VitWit. That's at least the 4th version of that post I've seen in the last 5 minutes.

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OldFold Laurie Dhue Fan Club
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Where do I sign up? ;) Hottest news babe on the planet.

Ulfie Official sponser of the hockey pickem

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I've got a beef with Mrs. Vittorio. It is worth noting at the outset that Vittorio accuses me of being narrow-minded. Does she contend I'm narrow-minded because I refuse to accept her claim that it's perfectly safe to drink and drive? If so, then I guess I'm as narrow-minded as I could possibly be.

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mutt...
on my 3rd box at home, i run a flat 17" monitor
it recommends 1260, but i run it at 800
at 1260, the fonts (especially larger ones) are distorted...

Karen will be making her picks later, I just told her about it
((o;

OldFold Laurie Dhue Fan Club

MikeFold,

You didn't enter a team for KarenFold? She doesn't want to go through the agony again? :)
mutt

Just made my picks for
http://www.opranoplus.com/stanleycup

I should clean up on this one.. I'm a Hockey Freak!

Go Leafs ;-)))

-Peace
Martin Little Somethin Somethin ;-)

thanks MikeFold,

where would I look to see if they 'recommend' 1260? And if they do no way would I run a 17" monitor at that resolution, too small.

This text at the bottom of this page http://www.opranoplus.com/prizes.html is very jagged on my screen. It's a <b>oldened arial font. Hmmm...maybe somebody could do a screencap of what it looks like on their screen. Maybe i'm just being picky.

mutt

Virtual’ child porn law struck down

http://www.msnbc.com/news/739373.asp?pne=msn
MrCash

Help
I use outlook
and I can't send HTML emails
I choose HTML
i put the code in
I send it to myself
i get CODE
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

mutt...
check the resolution on the new monitor....
if it "recommends" 1260 if you set at 800 it will look jagged

OldFold Laurie Dhue Fan Club

http://kyliedog.com/psychic/regress.html

Would you believe I was MmeCurie in an earlier life :)
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook, CERTIFIED!)

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mutt

sheesh, I go out for a bike ride and you guys are riding my ol' lady's ass, calling me 'long in the tooth', an old goat, etc.
Coming from you Serge, old goat scares me. I'll never drop the soap around you, ya fucking pervo.

Out to Carlisle is a nice ride from here, bpj, we'll try to make that one.:) Also the Harley assembly plant is real close to there in York.

Hank D http://www.squirtscash.com

C'mon Serge.....what did you see in an old, tired, leather-neck, biker??? ;-)))
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my younger and better days???
;-)))

I can't pinpoint it, but this old goat DOES have something
;-))
Serge

Edd - Good call
Yeah the New York Dolls "Human Being" predate the Police song by about 5 years
Sick fucks one and all
may their deities bless them

Vick ah ha ha ha ha

C'mon Serge.....what did you see in an old, tired, leather-neck, biker??? ;-)))

Mike, it is one of the biggest Mopar shows every year and is a blast!
This year, the show is featuring Hemi convertables and I have a few friends with hemi rags..... =)
The offer would be good for you too, if you wanted to make it! ;-)))

bpj (NO 3rd party CC risk!) Long in the tooth like HankD!

You still got it in ya Push???
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If I was looking for a fuck buddy,
Push would have been my first choice
;-)))
Serge

BPJ looks like that is going to be a fun show!!

Mike AI

Ok then....ride HER ass all the way to the car show! ;-)))
You still got it in ya Push???

bpj (NO 3rd party CC risk!) Long in the tooth like HankD!

I don't advertise on webmaster boards, but if I did, Oprano is the only one that would get my money!

JMM
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JMM,
are you calling Brad Shaw a MORON????

"Why a spam bot, our ad sales down at oprano once again uncle sergie? Everytime I look, there are fewer and fewer ads. Amazes me that idiots still advertise here at all.

I do see a few non paying ads running, domainplex, superpics, etc.....
Brad Shaw"

BTW,
we don't give discounts for endorsements like pond does,
sorry, AndyA
;-))))
Serge

JMM you do in a way advertise here on Oprano. You have been gracious enough to sponsor some of the contest we have had!

Mike AI

Throw Ro's ass on a bike
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oh puuhleeze,
Ro's ass can do much better than just be thrown!
;-))
Serge

Freaking great! It wasn't bad enough getting adultchamber spam on a weekly basis for every email address I have ever used, now they have elevated themselves to telemarketing!

What's next, an adultchamber infomercial?

I don't advertise on webmaster boards, but if I did, Oprano is the only one that would get my money!

JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

next trip is scheduled for 2004
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I have trouble with my calender and Serge is booked out to '04.....jeez! ;-)

Speaking of which.... Push, I'm going to be in Carlisle, Pa July 12th weekend http://www.carsatcarlisle.com/Chrysler/chrysler.htm
Throw Ro's ass on a bike, cruise on over and I'll treat you guys to food, fun and cruises in some bad-ass Mopars! ;-)))

bpj (NO 3rd party CC risk!) Long in the tooth like HankD!

since i upgrade my computer and moved up to IE 6 text looks really jagged. Am i missing some setting in IE 6 which smooths fonts? I looked and didn't find anything.
Maybe it's just this new monitor is better and i can see stuff better?

Just added a new prize from Sharky and AAAADULTDESIGN.COM, $250 bucks credit for anything - logo,banners, button etc.

We'll add it to the Top Chick prize cuz Oprano jus' love dem ladies!

So if you have a wife or girlfriend have her enter some picks. http://www.opranoplus.com/stanleycup

mutt

Dammit Edd, ya beat me to it on the reference of the Police's "Sally"... LOL

How ya been ?

photo

The hurricane will arrive May 16th, in Fort Lauderdale
If you would like to book time with me, email me
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Meni
Are you coming to wash my car and cats again. This time I want to coats of wax and the cats nails polished.

Cleo (.)~(.) A Meni free board

shit Serge... amazing the crap that sits and runs on a server and forgotten about too, lol

Even more amazing is that you find this shit.

Hank D
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HankD,
cotac.com gets 4000 hits a day from all over the places,
the new MK's burt put show 1 click and up, the old ones were only showing 5 and up, that's how I discovered you.

#1 and #2 refferals are from
12 Clicks and his friend Ed,
(every time I go to synagoge,
I wish them good health and
prosperity)

LMK if you want me wish you good health and prosperity next time I go to synagoge,
last time I was there in 1994 and next trip is scheduled for 2004

Serge

Vick - does the NYDolls tune predate the Police tune "Sally" way back in '78 from Outlandos D'Amour - the QUINTESSENTIAL love doll song!

I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if I'd had to much to drink.
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere,
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head.
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife.
And then by lucky chance I saw [in] a special magazine
An ad. that was unusual, the like I'd never seen,
"Experience something different with our new imported toy,
She's loving, warm, inflatable and a guarantee of joy."
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown.
I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment that girl became my wife.
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air
She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall.
[And now my life is different since Sally came my way]
I wake up [in the] morning and have her on a tray
She's everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears pins.

"... she was loving, kind - inflatable, a guarantee of joy!"
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Would you be my girl....

shit Serge... amazing the crap that sits and runs on a server and forgotten about too, lol

Even more amazing is that you find this shit.

Hank D http://www.squirtscash.com

nick, anthony is trying to make me dip into my shopping fund!!!

but did you read the rules of the promo??!??

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The following types of traffic are NOT allowed to participate in the program ... TGP, spam OR opt in email,
--

:-))))

cj (vaginator) we only pay $70 per free signup

Meni - great domain name
Sorry to say I don't have the time to develop the ones I have now ;-(

The New York Dolls predated G-n-R in the man/synthetic rubber love lyrics though
"And what you need is a plastic doll with a fresh coat of paint
Who's gonna sit through all the madness always, act so quaint,

It's your new friend, you're really making a scene,
and I've seen you bouncing around, from machine to machine
But you know that they're never really, never really what they seem,
and you try to generate some warmth, then you'll see just what I mean

Vick I think (therefore I am) the Spambot makes me horny

Mr. Pushrod,
I would like to officially inform you that your debt to society is now fully paid
and you can remove TOP link to Cotac.com from
http://www.morefilth.com/condom/

see you at the halfway house!
;-))

Serge

Serge I'm looking for some russian sausage wrapped in underwear
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

cj,
If there is still $289,300 available (5780 joins) send me a cheque we will ensure it is delivered within 30 days :))

Damn! I should have checked out your promo earlier!!!!

Don't miss out like I did.Check Oprano's sponsors promos as soon as they are announced,folks!! :)
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook, CERTIFIED!)

vick
since you know G n R
wanna buy
prettytiedup.com ?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

actually Guns-n-Roses wrote about the man/synthetic rubber relationship years ago

"Panties 'round your knees with your ass in debris
Doin' dat grind with a push and squeeze
Tied up, tied down, up against the wall
Be my rubbermade baby an' we can do it all
My way-your way Anything goes tonight "

Vick I think the Spambot makes me horny

no, Meni, no chickens,
steakes only
;-))
Serge

BBQ party?
any chicks?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

we might have BBQ party around those days, it depends on when bpj and Wig are coming over
;-)
Serge

"The hurricane will arrive May 16th, in Fort Lauderdale
If you would like to book time with me, email me
hee hee"
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Tue, 16 Apr - 10:09:44 24.147.73.216 Post #: 75529
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I'll book 3 days in advance please ... better hurry Serge & Cleo, get your reservations in .. spots are going fast ;-)))
MikeW (Filthy Bastard)

Todd, do not sell yourself short!! How about a long term lease instead....

Mike AI Play the game - make some cash!

Cj,

Congrats on the sexhit Promotion!!
I don't know how many sextoys, but you sure could buy me:))
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todd, how many sex toys could i buy for $ 289,300 ?
sextoyking

To clear some things up... cause I know how much webmasters gossip. My love doll "kimmy" was named after a college sweetheart... my first love.

There is NO connection to anyone any of YOU weirdos know!

Gosh - bunch of perverts! A man cannot have a relationship with syntehtic rubber anylonger?
Mike AI Lee Noga have you signed up to play Stanely Cup pick'em?? Win money and prizes!

They do it every time.

STOP SHAVING ARS!
J. Lo
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J. Lo,
who shaved W from you???
you used to be J Low in previous edition.
I was wondering, what happened to our beloved anons?
;-))
Serge

i do believe i'm part of the younger generation and i find miss idiot to be a pain in my ass.
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some people do have this talent, don't they?
;_))
Serge

When you don't understand a younger generations music, that means you are getting old. I sort of like rap.
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i do believe i'm part of the younger generation and i find miss idiot to be a pain in my ass.

why come to a webmaster board, of obvious higher professionalism than she is capable of, and talk like a 12 year old?! Only d-money & j-styles have the class to pull that off!!

cj (vaginator) we only pay $70 per free signup

The hurricane will arrive May 16th, in Fort Lauderdale
If you would like to book time with me, email me
hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Morning, devil!
;_)
Serge

Morning Oprano :)
Nick

hey, why are you picking up on "kimmy" love doll?
I'd take her over "Prinny" love doll any time
;-)))

Serge

Hey Ed, shhhh don't tell Katie about my "Kimmy" my love doll!!

What I love about my love doll "kimmy" is she takes it in all of her holes and never says no.

I guess I will have to save up my ARS points and get me a new one. Maybe we can have a pick'em to name Mike AI's new love doll.

Mike AI Lee Noga have you signed up to play Stanely Cup pick'em?? Win money and prizes!

This is the only board where I think my wits are matched and then some.

_________________

Wow this makes me feel sooooo....

stupid.

hahaha

Mike AI Lee Noga have you signed up to play Stanely Cup pick'em?? Win money and prizes!

http://www.portland.com/news/local/020416deaddoll.shtml

DAMMIT! Looks like the Portland Police found Mike's real doll before I could get the ransom note in the mail!

I never catch a break!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) thats just sick....

This is the only board where I think my wits are matched and then some. Rock on you old farts! I am finally going to walk out that door and get to fedex. I am going, not another post from me until I get back.....damn this is tough.....cya.....

The Producer SoBeCams - Login for everybody

ok Oprano is an old fart hangout. Next contest will be who can produce the longest nose or ear hair!
mutt

Lee are you trying to make me jealous? I have not been fishing in awhile.

I have my boats brought in and they are getting prepped for the fishng season here in Louisiana.

Camp has been fixed up with some new improvements... should be a great season!

Mike AI Lee Noga have you signed up to play Stanely Cup pick'em?? Win money and prizes!

Ah Ok Serge. I bet you hate rap too. When you don't understand a younger generations music, that means you are getting old.
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I AM OLD! so?
Oprano is the place where old farts hide from "new generation"
;-)))

they need more Pepsi...
while we drink only Pepsid
;-))
Serge

It is that time a year again, when ARS has a "special promotion",
and just by sheer coincidence converions fall through the floor.

I have some advice for Mark and ARS. If all you are going to
do is shave people no need to
even run "special promotions".

They do it every time.

STOP SHAVING ARS!
J. Lo

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The best thing about any country is the Judiciary, i come from a family of judges so i'm a bit biased. These people take their jobs and duties very seriously and 95% of the time do the right thing.

mutt

Ah Ok Serge. I bet you hate rap too. When you don't understand a younger generations music, that means you are getting old. I sort of like rap. Like forcing myself to say, it is OK. I am going to FedEx. i am outta here. MUHAZ.... what the fuck does that mean anyhow?

The Producer SoBeCams - Login for everybody

MikeAI fishing season is here in Florida,
the spanish macks, snook, reds are running....
going out every weekend.

Just learned how to make my own
leathery squid so it baits
longer!

Lee Noga

Erik,
feelings in this business????
r u nuts????

I asked her 2 VERY simple things:

1) drop her MUHAZ which drives me nuts and
2) post something intelligent
and she couldn't do either or...

all emotional stress she caused me
found it's way in the most bizarre fashion...necrophilia turns me on now,
whom do I send the bill for shrink to cure me from it?
Serge

Very important holding by the Supreme Court!

http://foxnews.com/story/0,2933,50435,00.html

Mike AI

Serge, I think you hurt Miss Prinnies feelings.....

The Producer

Hey man.. I werk hard, it stresses me out. Why is everyone here so damn mean. For christ sakes!
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Geez, MissPrinny
Miss Prinny (I am a stupid bimbo for your amusement)

US Supreme Court decides 6-3 in Free Speech Coalition's favor.

This is the case involving virtual child porn.

http://www.opranoplus.com

mutt

I am retired Mike, you know that.

Brad Shaw 80+ Sites, paying weekly
Post #: 75411
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and now we know HOW!
I was right!

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_568176.html?menu=news.latestheadlines
Serge

Or the gift that keeps on going...

Cleo (.)~(.) stays crispy in milk

the gift that keeps on giving LMAO!!!
cj (vaginator) we only pay $70 per free signup

It seems that Serge would like the gift of a dozen anal woman.

Cleo (.)~(.) Read my board backwards for the secret message

http://www.zooass.com/games/honeybear/honeybear_demo.shtml

cleo, and any else who might have one rolled up this morning:)
dantheman

I didn't write this column, but yes ... good advice!! seek and ye shall find!!
cj (vaginator) we only pay $70 per free signup

Serge
I will be sending you some sand paper in the mail.

Cleo (.)~(.) cum worship the devil

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More people sending Serge freebies! hehe watch out!

Render send your shit traffic this way <-

Cleo,
no need,
I'm gonna follow cj's advice and:
"A very minor and not-often-talked-about group in this category are the girls who scream and beg to be pounded in the arse as often and as hard as possible. This is the group that fascinates me and so I went out to discover what it is about this rear-end reaming business that really gets a gal going…"
;-))

seek and ye shall find!
;-))
Serge

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