Wow the only this that I every seem to win from Serge is a sore ass.

Cleo
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is that MY fault you run out of lube all the time???
;-))
Serge

Wow the only this that I every seem to win from Serge is a sore ass.

Cleo (.)~(.) cum worship the devil

i read it over, very creative CJ :)

Render

Hey OPRANOS! How is everyone doing on this great afternoon? Well, the turkish spa is awesome ! Omg I cant wait to go back there ERIK! I miss it. Remember that one hott girl? With that older guy. Nah not me silly, the russian chick? Well anwyayz gtg, werk werk werk
******
MUAhz
MissPrinny BABY!

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what exactly do you "werk werk werk" on

Render BABY! make more money with your traffic

http://vurts.com/kitty/popup.html

some entertaining reading ... this is our newest magazine in the purvette plugin ... enjoy! :-)
cj (vaginator) we only pay $70 per free signup

Hey OPRANOS! How is everyone doing on this great afternoon? Well, the turkish spa is awesome ! Omg I cant wait to go back there ERIK! I miss it. Remember that one hott girl? With that older guy. Nah not me silly, the russian chick? Well anwyayz gtg, werk werk werk
******
MUAhz
MissPrinny BABY! SOBECAMS

this "more like it" got ScottPB in the biggest trouble of them all
;-(((
Serge

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i'd say the guys that stole his money got in bigger trouble ;)))
did they send you a BMW? haha

Render make more money with your traffic

next time i am buying you a stuffed koala from the $1 store ... no gifts for YOU!
cj (vaginator) we only pay $70 per free signup

people sure like sending you food,
hand made silk persian carpet -> now thats more like it


Render
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yeah,
this "more like it" got ScottPB in the biggest trouble of them all
;-(((
Serge

hell i won........now i'm ruined for life
:))
dantheman

this is the first time i'm seeing "catch spambot", i gues it was cached yesterday hehe :) hit like 3 banners before i finally got him, so i guess he's improving click thrus! they're probably like, "whoa Oprano is sending a ton of hits today!" before someone tells them its "catch Spambot traffic" :))))


Render
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Render, we don't charge extra for those and credit sponsors $10 per every "spam bot hit"
;-)))
Serge

oh wow i finally get to see the new feature!!

the slot machine has a spinning serge in speedo's LMFAO!!!!!
cj

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haha yeah, i won too! :)

Render make more money with your traffic

I wouldn't advise you giving me freebies if I were you
;-)))
Serge

=======

people sure like sending you food,
hand made silk persian carpet -> now thats more like it


Render make more money with your traffic

oh wow i finally get to see the new feature!!

the slot machine has a spinning serge in speedo's LMFAO!!!!!
cj (vaginator) we only pay $70 per free signup

this is the first time i'm seeing "catch spambot", i gues it was cached yesterday hehe :) hit like 3 banners before i finally got him, so i guess he's improving click thrus! they're probably like, "whoa Oprano is sending a ton of hits today!" before someone tells them its "catch Spambot traffic" :))))


Render make more money with your traffic

No more Marilyn Merlot for you Sergey....

((o;

OldFold
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OldFold,
I left you for a reason...I need a favor from you, may I call you?
Serge

Serge
I'm so glad that I've never given you anything but a hard time, take that however you want.
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yes, you gave me hard time, but...your tits gave me hard on!
;-))
Serge

No more Marilyn Merlot for you Sergey....

((o;

OldFold Feeling Good Billy Ray

I wouldn't advise you giving me freebies if I were you
********************************

Serge - How bout this freebie..... take a fuckin vacation already! ;-)

Ant/Nick - how's it coming???

I saw god, she told me that our sun will go supernova one day
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Cleo, I thought Luna was a godDESS! ;-)))

Mornin Oprano!


bpj (NO 3rd party CC risk!) DIVERSIFY your income streams!

I wouldn't advise you giving me freebies if I were you
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Serge
I'm so glad that I've never given you anything but a hard time, take that however you want.

Yeah I used to see the servants of god at about 150 a pop. At least the few that didn't like young boys, yeah there are a few, but not many.

Speaking of omnipotent beings and their creations, imagined or real...

Just got back from the gym, yes I saw god, she told me that our sun will go supernova one day, but in the meantime I should build more porn sites.

Cleo (.)~(.) See god with Cleo, or at least a doG

fu@kit, I feel lucky, serge whats your shipping addy.....i've got somthing to send ya:))
dantheman

You get the old Rabbis going there all the time.
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ask Cleo what rabbies go there for
;-))
she used to see God more often in old days
;-))
Serge

Oh I am not scared. The Russian Turkish bath is like a Mickva. You get the old Rabbis going there all the time. Therefor it has to be OK. Let me know if you want to go, bro...




The Producer sOmE PrOmO PleaSe

shit, i'm never buying you wine again!!
cj
*****************

I know...it's a very bad luck to the giver
;-))

there are few exceptions from the rule:
Mojo - doing extremely well in adult and non adult
you, MikeAI, Nick@Ilynx, AGA whose vodka he sent me in 1998 I still drink, are just exceptions from the rule!

whoops, alsmost forgot,

8) ScottPB, got me hand made silk persian carpet.
;-(((
Serge

shit, i'm never buying you wine again!!
cj (vaginator) we only pay $70 per free signup

Serge,

I think it's time for Orlando 1997 Conference Reunion. If I remember correctly, we were all very excited that 300 people showed up!
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out of those 300,
which were preceeded, BW, by meeting in NJ at Steak and Ale,
1/3 are gone, 1/3 I don't care seeing again and 1/3 I see on the regular basis...
I think I'll pass
;-))

funny...few days ago Bruce from http://wegcash.com found my SSS,Inc business card I gave him in 1997 in Orlando!
;-))
Serge

Serge, if you want to take a bath come to the Russian Turkish bath with me. I will pay and perhaps we can chat about a little bizness...
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Erik,
here is the disclosure about previous gift givers, it ain't pretty to the ones who send or offers me gifts.

1) Lensman - sent Turkey for Thanksgiving and was thrown from Oprano

2) Brad Shaw - sent turkeys for Thanksgiving and now is the laughing stock of the industry

3) Joee - sent crab claws for Xmass and his Ferrari blew the engine together with his boat

4) MaxCash - sent steakes and lobster tails,
got problems with FTC.

5) KK - sent bottle of wine for Xmas and Visa put a stop on her processing clients, while feds arrested another client

6) Dig - offered to fly me to Vegas show in November and got all his computers stolen

7) LikeWhoa - took me to the Russian night club and ARS left their network and went to Mach10Hosting.

I wouldn't advise you giving me freebies if I were you
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

I think it's time for Orlando 1997 Conference Reunion. If I remember correctly, we were all very excited that 300 people showed up!

How many are still in the business?
How many would show up?

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NEWS: Entire Dutch cabinet resigns



Colin Oh, the places you'll go!

Serge, if you want to take a bath come to the Russian Turkish bath with me. I will pay and perhaps we can chat about a little bizness...

http://florida.com/russianandturkishbath/


The Producer sOmE PrOmO PleaSe

Dr.Guille,
I haven't .....my heart is broken and tomorrow will be my day of protest,
I'm going to New York and filing my grievances with United Nations.
Serge

where did the cool titles go? i miss the 'official house of pith' page title.

serge at the gym?!?!?!? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
cj (vaginator) we only pay $70 per free signup

Hey Serge,
have you received your invitation yet?

http://www.cybernetexpo.com/ynot.html
DrGuile

"work out until I see god"
sounds the best!
*****
Serge
Now there is another wonderfully disturbing visual, Serge on the stairmaster with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth while trying to start pissing with the other members of the gym. I don't see a banner to Oprano on your t-shirt.

Cleo (.)~(.) See god with Cleo, or at least a doG

Now there is a visual, Billy and Serge taking a bath together...

Cleo
**********************

Billy is very smooth and cuddly,
I'd take him any time!
;-))
Serge

I don't know Serge, see any activity that you would want to join in on?
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sure, and I want the most gratifying experience...
"work out until I see god"
sounds the best!
;_))
Serge

whatta you gonna bake honey?
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i think it will be baked cleo :-)))

cj (vaginator) wtf do i put in my tagline now???!?!

Now there is a visual, Billy and Serge taking a bath together...

Cleo (.)~(.) Want to join me for today's bake off?

Let's see...
Start the baking, get into the shower, get into unattractive gym clothing, bake some more, put on very loud music, bake some more, work out until I see god, drive home while baking some more, take a bath, bake some more, find someone to bump uglies with, then I'll be ready for a good long bike ride while baking some more.

I don't know Serge, see any activity that you would want to join in on?

Cleo (.)~(.) a nasty bitch can be found here

Serge !!

After sitting in the airport in Vegas yesterday for 6 hours and today in houston for 2 hours I am ready for a long hot bath : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) I hate flying

whant to join me?
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did you say bake or bath????

I can use a good wash
;-))
Serge

Serge
Why me, what else, whant to join me?

Cleo (.)~(.)

a good day to wake and bake.
********************************

whatta you gonna bake honey?
;-))
Serge

Personally I don't care what DanTheMan wants to do to my servers as long as he keeps them up and ready for action.

Cleo (.)~(.) The board of certified perverted freaks, are you one too?

No clients to see today, I'm caught up on my reviews, I'm caught up on my building, I'm caught up on my submitting, my house is clean. Looks like a good day to wake and bake.

Off to twist up a fat one of crypt and go to the gym...

Cleo (.)~(.) The PC was created by people who drank alcohol. The Mac was created by people who smoked pot

i hope my servers aren't being molestered by my host
----------------------

hey now...there's a difference between molesting and caressing
:))
dantheman

wtf do i put in my tagline now???!?!
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put Purvette!
;-))
Serge

cj
I hope so. I hate to think that they are serving Spaghetti O's.

Cleo (.)~(.) Flipper spotted here

porn servers?!?!? you mean my host put porn on my servers?!

shit!!!

cj (vaginator) wtf do i put in my tagline now???!?!

cj
They are porn servers. Hopefully they will get molested by lots of rich perverts.

Cleo (.)~(.) Do NOT CLICK HERE!!!

hmmmm kinky ... i hope my servers aren't being molestered by my host ...
cj (vaginator) wtf do i put in my tagline now???!?!

cleo, first thing i did this morning was a gentle rub between the processors...u know they liked that:))
dantheman I can talk hosting and chat on this board at the same time:)

dantheman
Are you keeping my severs nice a comfortable? Do you remember to talk to them nice and rub them affectionately?

Cleo (.)~(.) nothing is when everything is alright

look=long

'hurry up coffee'
dantheman I can talk hosting and chat on this board at the same time:)

Pearl!!!!!
;-))

CJ - its not the size of your button, its what you do with it!


Edd
Serge

Morning oprano...........

morning cleo, how are you this morning?

Great job CJ, looks like the 2 mil prepay went smooth....lots of loot you guys handed out:)

damn, Well I just put my order in for 100 lotto tickets for the big lotto game....325mil would go a look way:)

anyone wanta talk hosting?;)
dantheman I can talk hosting and chat on this board at the same time:)

edd, is that what the gurls tell you honey? :-)))

serge, a lot more than that to oprano webmasters :-)
cj (vaginator) $1 710 700 prepaid traffic over 15 days. thanks everyone!

CJ - its not the size of your button, its what you do with it!


Edd (Opranautical Engineer) can you catch spambot?

Morning, it is good

Another glorious day in the land of sunshine.

Cleo (.)~(.) nothing is when everything is alright

$1 710 700 prepaid traffic over 15 days. thanks everyone!
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and I can proudly say that $2375 of it came from Oprano!
;-))))
Serge

they pay their webmasters WAY too much money ;-))
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timon, that's why we only have a small button ... :-))))

cj (vaginator) $1 710 700 prepaid traffic over 15 days. thanks everyone!

Yeah I understand the official Oprano advertising policy now.

Oplus News Update!
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LPZIP Owner To Be Charged With Sexual Assault

http://www.opranoplus.com

FTC Commissioner Says Senate Cuts Will Make It Impossible To Pursue Net Porn Cockholsters

Porn Shops Movin' To The Burbs!

HBO Pushin' The Raunch Envelope

http://www.opranoplus.com


Dan Tana aka Robert Urich died. Sad. I thought he beat that rare kind of cancer he had about 5 years ago.
mutt

Actually a lot of the sponsors on top of this board are HUGE idiots,
they pay their webmasters WAY too much money ;-))

Timon (Are you a player?)

HA! i was going to bring some new smaller advertisers to Oprano and Serge and Mike said NO THANKS!
**********************************

Mutt,
smaller advertisers taking advantage of
Oplus,
LinkUp,
O'Content...

but O'Main is for big dogs only,
"We can't be everything for everybody,
but we can be everything for Somebody"
;-)))
Serge

Fukers stop that shit
Miss Prinny 2 U Good Morning all

Hey everyone! Hows it going ? Man I'm going to head to Miami April 24th. I cant wait! Maybe ya'll will be there for the Host4Porn. The Trumo hotel is bad ass
**********
Muahz
MissPrinny (Save me from this UEBISCHE! please!!!!) Good Morning all

neato! Spambot is on amphetamines now. Zoooooooooooooooooooooooom zoooooooom!


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Top 3 Ladies win glass sex toy baskets from http://www.naughtyglass.com/money !

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Brad must be high. Pretty impressive list of advertisers up top.

HA! i was going to bring some new smaller advertisers to Oprano and Serge and Mike said NO THANKS! ONLY SERIOUS WEBMASTERS NEED APPLY TO BECOME ORPANAUT ADVERTISERS!



mutt

http://www.adultwebmasterworld.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=843

who is taking care of business?
Serge

Amazes me that idiots still advertise here at all.
******************************

yeah, I agree,
ONLY idiots can advertise on Oprano and still manage to make 1-12 millions a month
;-)))

Sour Grapes syndrom baby?
you shouldn't drink boy, stick to lobsters, they are less harmful to your brains
;-)))
Serge

HAHAHA Brad, trying to start shit? Serge is asleep...


So go back to sleep Brad... you can fight with Serge in the morning.
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Wrong!!!!!
he ONLY can fight with me when I am asleep
;-0)))

The laughing stock of the industry doesn't have a chance against me when I am awake and he knows it.
:-)))

Brad,
there is a word around that now when you are heavy in debt,
you'll take any offers for your shit just to stay afloat and pay your mortgages. Make ii in volume, make it in volume!
;-)))

give mommy figure in your life my best regards, I still love her when she is sober!
;_)))

Serge

NOTICE: SexHit $2 million in prepays promotion has officially closed applications with a remaining balance of $ 289,300 !!!

Thanks for getting involved everyone ... it was a fun 2 weeks!! I'll be following up with everyone in the next few days who has an approved application to see how your doing ... boltcutters will come out in 30 days :-)))

todd, how many sex toys could i buy for $ 289,300 ?

cj (vaginator) $1 710 700 prepaid traffic over 15 days. thanks everyone!

Hugs CJ
sextoyking

evening todd!!

is something supposed to be different mike? did serge say something was new up the top??
cj (vaginator) applications closing in 15 minutes

Jeff, I am glad Jettis is working out for you. They are first class all the way, and only getting better!


Mike AI

btw...

Thanks Mike bro for the referral to Jettis.
Best thing I have done in a while.

J-
Alt Masters Jeff

Serge,

what the hell is that flying around? Is it a dog? a plane? casper on a solor powered brain jet pack? ;-)))
rocki

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Nope...thats shit hitting the fan.

Jeff

Hi Cj,

how are you doing??

sextoyking

It is really not that hard to believe. I am linked up in some of the best spots on adult resource sites around the net.
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yes, it is hard to believe ... like i said, care to back it up? not with words ... stats will do.


cj (vaginator) applications closing in 30 minutes

you got it buddy. I will let you know. I know of some great fishing holes... Going to bed now. Later homie...


The Producer

Erik, I will take one of each.... under 25 please...

Oh and no beer... I cannot fish and drink at same time. I take my fishing seriously.


Mike AI

Sure Mike, but this boat will go fast. And if you don't like to jump waves and run over jetskiers than you won't have fun with me. And tell me, do you prefer blond, brunette or red head. Oh, yea, what kind of beer do you like too. I have to stock the boat up right..



The Producer

Erik, maybe I can go fishing on your boat.... or the boat the bank owns, and you use.


Mike AI

Hey Ill call u turn on Ur cell y fone!

Miss Prinny 4 u SOBECAMS

Miss Prinny, call you now? What about mommy and daddy?


The Producer

I know isn;t it amazing. The bank will give 20 year financing for a 20 foot 29 thousand dollar boat. This country is great. Now what other country allows their citizens to get into debt so easily?


The Producer

HEY ERIK CALL ME MEANIEZ!
**********
MUAHZ

MissPrinny (Save me from this UEBISCHE! please!!!!) SOBECAMS

Erik, I just fish from a pier or a bridge... no one would give me 20 year financing for a boat.



Mike AI

Ah fishing. The 20 foot seacraft I looked at today was sweet. Only had a 150 though. It needs at least 250.


The Producer

So am I Brad, have you not heard, Stan the Man runs the show now.

I am sitting on my moms porch with an old laptop.... with nothing better to do until fishing season comes around!


Mike AI

Brad, how many millions did it take before you decided to retire?


The Producer

I am retired Mike, you know that.

Producer, we shoot updates to D.O.G. in our own studio in Vancouver, along with all of our other products.
Brad Shaw 80+ Sites, paying weekly

yeah I could back that up. It is really not that hard to believe. I am linked up in some of the best spots on adult resource sites around the net. Except on Oprano where they just let me post with my tag line, thank you very much guys. I give away more free video samples than anyone. And I am the frikin Producer....


The Producer SoBeGirl 200 Amateur Video /Pic Sets and Growing

about 800 webmasters a day are seeing your big huge banner right there on my home page.
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800 webmasters? every day?!
care to back that up with some stats??

cj (vaginator) applications closing in 30 minutes

Hey brad, what ever happened with the deeporal guys. I see you still have the domain but I thought they left you high and dry and then split. Where are you getting your updates with regards to the deeporal content?


The Producer SoBeGirl 200 Amateur Video /Pic Sets and Growing

HAHAHA Brad, trying to start shit? Serge is asleep...

You should clean up your own house? Or is it even yours anymore?

BTW ad sales are up... we have cleared out the dead wood who were paying 1950 prices ( some based on friendship) and now have professionals who understand the value of advertising.

So go back to sleep Brad... you can fight with Serge in the morning.


Mike AI

Nah SpamBot is programed well enough he can tell the diference between spam and sillyness. He also is part Spyder and goes out to sites to see if they link Oprano back.


Mike AI

Shoot, not me. I got you hooked up over on sobegirl. about 800 webmasters a day are seeing your big huge banner right there on my home page. I comply with the Big guy (Serge).


The Producer Super Spam Bot

Why a spam bot, our ad sales down at oprano once again uncle sergie? Everytime I look, there are fewer and fewer ads. Amazes me that idiots still advertise here at all.

I do see a few non paying ads running, domainplex, superpics, etc.....
Brad Shaw 80+ Sites, paying weekly

So if I come in here and say...

Buy SoBeGirl Hardcore Amateur Video or The SoBeCat will scratch your eyes out....

the spam bot will delete my post?


The Producer Super Spam Bot

SpamBot is the automated Bot software Oprano created to make sure people do not spam Oprano.

When they do, SpamBot activates and handles the posts. Its pretty automated.

Fortunately, he deters most people... not many people come back after being handled the first time.


Mike AI

spambot is gonna get killed in combat as well. What is the spambot anyway?


The Producer