Antony, because its the smallest MP5...

was just messing with MikeW...

You americans sure love your firearms... Wish I was a firearm company... selling to criminals, then selling to honest people to protect themselves... what a racket :)

The firearm situation here in Canada is a little different ;p


DrGuile

Not in Afghanistan!


Ulfie

Serge it's hard to find grenades!


Mike AI

MikeAI, what's wrong with grenade launcher?
;-))
Serge

Yeah Wig, I have a nice collection of firearms. I am about to get a Barret. Which is nice if I want to pick someone off on the other side of the river. But for something upclose my mossberg is what I would use.


Mike AI

Anyone ever have a problem
with IE not showing images?
****
Voodoo
Your cache is corrupt, clear your cache. This usually happens when you hit the refresh button over and over again.

Cleo_LinkUP (Clandestine Announcements)

Funny thing is, where I live I don't even lock my doors when I leave the house.
**********************
Hmmmmm - wonder if I would be the first suspect if you came home and all your stained glass was missing ;)

Peaches

Ah yes - nothing says home protection like an old reliable Mossberg 870 12 gauge pump action shotgun! In its shortest barrel configuration (18 in) it earns the moniker "room broom". Staggering shot and slug is a good idea - and hey, you could always make your OWN flechette rounds by emptying a shell of shot and replacing it with 4 or 5 pennies or dimes (don't forget to add a little wadding)! Cuts thru intruders like a chainsaw thru butter!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

MikeAI,

I knew you would know the deal. ;-))

I have a few assault weapons, mostly
collectibles that have never been
fired. Not exactly a good home
defense gun. Although, Jill can
shoot your eye out with her AR-15. ;-))


Wig

Wig, no doubt home protection a shotgun that hold 9 rounds will always do the job. It is good to stagger the shells with buckshot then slug. :-)


Mike AI

The best gun for home protection is a
riot shot-gun. I prefer to attach a
small flash light to it that is
trigger activated. ;-))

Funny thing is, where I live I don't
even lock my doors when I leave the
house.


Wig

Voodoo, I can't handle Zhora during "noises",
he'll go nuts at the sound of broken glass...
Serge

Serge

Elementary Watson.

Throw a rock through the
window, then throw the
meat inside.
:-))
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

Now God is trying to put us all out of business !!

http://squirtscash.com/godkills.jpg


Hank D

Voodoo,
I know the trick is get near the door without him eating YOU first!
;-)))
Serge (drum roll, please!)

Serge, your security system
is easily circmvented.

A ball of penut butter
inside a ball of
hamburger, and he is
usless.
:-))
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

here is mine:
http://cotac.com/knight/ZZZ/Zhora1.jpg
Serge (drum roll, please!)

Here's my home protection system
:))
http://www.phantasygirls.com/protect.htm
dantheman

http://www.implantinfo.com/photocenter/
grimm (Blow Me)

So anyone planning on entering my premises uninvited will be in for quite a suprise ;-))
****************************
(cancelling surprise party for MikeW......;))



Peaches

Isnt that a MP5k... also know has the girls model?
========================

MP5K has an illegal hand grip on the barrel. Used primarily by SPECOPS and SWAT teams.

Don't know how you got the handle it was a girls model.
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

"MikeW

Nice mp5... Are you expecting a home invasion anytime soon?

hahaha"
--------------

Its an H&K Model SP89 semi-auto ... and actually yeah we have had 2 home break-ins during the daytime in my neighborhood in the past few months. Guys trying to hit people's houses while they are at work. So anyone planning on entering my premises uninvited will be in for quite a suprise ;-))


MikeW (Filthy Bastard) this site protected by H&K tactical weapons ...

Eric, having a good day today I hope!


Mike AI Get your domains for cheap with quality customer service!

The SoBeCat is puking blood...


The Producer You win you win you win

I am going to do a Gay shoot tonight
***********************
I thought you was talking
about Serge and Timon for
a moment, but then you
said Young, Thin.
:-))
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

Isnt that a MP5k... also know has the girls model?


hehehe,
Damn Im couragious, insulting a guy with a submachinegun! :P
DrGuile

Fine you win
The Producer You are gonna change it. So why try?

I am going to do a Gay shoot tonight. Two hot studs. Young, thin, muscular men. It's not fair. I want some.


The Producer Check out the cool new program!

Are you expecting a home invasion anytime soon?
*******************************

MikeAI,
when you live in Florida -
you gotta be ready for ALL calmities
;'-))


Serge (drum roll, please!)

MikeW

Nice mp5... Are you expecting a home invasion anytime soon?

hahaha


Mike AI Get your domains for cheap with quality customer service!

Anyone ever have a problem
with IE not showing images?
All the sudden all the images
on oprano are broken, and other
websites, but not all of them.
I re-installed IE, but no help.
Anyone have any suggestions?
It all works in Netscape.
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

Sharky....

Hit Me on ICQ #19348753


Hirise Tim

http://www.wyldesites.com/sp89_1.jpg
************************************

sure! wanan be my second?
;_))
Serge (drum roll, please!)

"tomorrow, on Fort Lauderdale Beach, at dawn, bring your 45 and we;ll shoot at each other 'till the last man is standing."
----------------------

forget the .45 Serge ... I'll let you borrow this ;-)))

http://www.wyldesites.com/sp89_1.jpg


MikeW (Filthy Bastard) Treat yourself .. you deserve it!

Colin -

While the details of the agreement are confidential, I can tell you I am not an employee, and my company was not bought out. AAA Adult design is still going strong and taking clients as usual:-)

My current clients do not need to worry, nor does anyone seeking design from us.

:-))
sharky Become a Partner in Success!

you never expose what goes on behind closed doors.
*****************************
No need to, when everbody knows the deal anyway! hehe What next purty mouth???


bpj (NO 3rd party CC risk!) Don't get caught with your pants down!

No war is fought with just one General. I expect you all to salute me in your posts from now on.
**********************************

A salute with every money shoot goes out to you bro. WE SALUTE YOU!



Mr. Banished

Afternoon people,

Cybrglide, the "reborn" program looks great, hit me up on ICQ, got a question or two about it. (and Im sure your sites have some really cool content... i.e. ours ;)

cj, when you get back from your 'zzz' can you contact me also. I might like to get a hand on some of that pre-paid $$$ :)

Big_S, what are you doing on this board? Doesnt it have a max. weight limit?

;p


DrGuile

I'm shocked and appalled that you guys can't reach into your hearts and help the less fortunate; the struggling webmaster. Truly, my altruism knows no bounds...

Diamond Jim
Wed, 10 Apr - 10:48:49 68.3.217.253 Post #: 73359
************************************

Yadad Yadda .... about as altruistic as the man that said this " "Find demand, find how to fulfill it with other people efforts and you have it made." "

;-)
Opti

bpj,

you never expose what goes on behind closed doors.

and BTW your vertical suction services are no longer required

;-))
Cybrglide Extreme Green Partners - No Exit Consoles Here ... Just Pure Traffic Back !!

the details of the agreement are confidential.
***********************************
Mark, why should you be ashamed of disclosing the fact that you agreed to give Sharky the reach-around, as he's pluggin your proggy on the boards! It's done around here all the time! Doh! 8^)

bpj (NO 3rd party CC risk!) Checks, Just Checks and Nothin but Checks!

I'm shocked and appalled that you guys can't reach into your hearts and help the less fortunate; the struggling webmaster. Truly, my altruism knows no bounds...

Diamond Jim

The world has just turned upside down. =o)

Come on guys, Beta Brigade?

Just one Brigade? One Navy Seal Team held off Panama's Elite Brigade.

This ain't no conventional war baby!

=o)


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

we have not bought his design company nor have we merged.

the details of the agreement are confidential.


Cybrglide Extreme Green Partners - No Exit Consoles Here ... Just Pure Traffic Back !!

HAHAHA JMM and DJ leading tin soldiers. This is like Patton and Eisenhower leading the polish army during WWII.


Guys, calvery charges have no affect on tanks! :-)


Mike AI

No war is fought with just one General.

I expect you all to salute me in your posts from now on.
********************************

hahahaahahhahahaaha,
thanks god those generals don't control world oil resources,
Cornell Quadaffi is a bigger threat
;-)))
Serge (drum roll, please!) teaching Playboy and Penthouse the ropes....

Cybrglide,

I mean .. you hired him or bought his design company or the two companies merged .. or ???
Colin

Serge,

Can I join in?
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

I am gonna kick your ass.


The Producer
****************************

naaahhh...kicking asses is for sissy boys.
tomorrow, on Fort Lauderdale Beach, at dawn,
bring your 45 and we;ll shoot at each other 'till the last man is standing.

Who are your seconds?
Serge (drum roll, please!) teaching Playboy and Penthouse the ropes....

I prefer Dictator to Field Marshall or General...


Diamond Jim

Mike...check your E!
MrCash! Want $35 for free?

No war is fought with just one General.

I expect you all to salute me in your posts from now on.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

I am gonna kick your ass.


The Producer

Who owns EZ Green? Anyone know anything about them?


The Producer Best content around!

Serge, I think DJ the General is hoping to ween some of the tin soldiers into active webmasters he can use.

We all know DJ, being a fan of Ayn Rand would not just donate his time to a bunch of ignorant, numbskull newbies without some benefit to himself. ( I doubt getting a warm fuzzy feeling for helping newbies out will be enough for DJ)

DJ you used to be one who HATED dealing with morons, and those who are brain cell deficient.

Goes to show, in todays environment it is difficult to find, and keep webmasters into programs.


Mike AI

put the pipe down,DJ. ;))

Do you want to be called Rommel? ;))

Beware though,cause when you build an army,people smell war. ;))
Nick

Colin, Sharky is part of Extreme Green now.

what are you looking to know ?


Cybrglide Extreme Green Partners - No Exit Consoles Here ... Just Pure Traffic Back !!

It's a purely humanitarian move that I expect to make zero $$$ out of...

Stone me now...

Diamond Jim
*****************************

damn...another one has moved to the bottom of the barrel...too bad,
"you disapointed me Fredo"
NEXT!
Serge (drum roll, please!) teaching Playboy and Penthouse the ropes....

April has been a great month from Oprano!!!


Mike AI
***********************

oh really???
wait 'till you hear the latest from Flynt Digital today!
;-))))

the day is still young!
;-))
Serge (drum roll, please!) teaching Playboy and Penthouse the ropes....

It's a purely humanitarian move that I expect to make zero $$$ out of...

Stone me now...

Diamond Jim

Congradulations CyberGlyde and Sharky! Love the innovations!

April has been a great month from Oprano!!!


Mike AI

Diamond Jim,
You are the boss of:
http://www.betabrigade.com
????
Nick

"Who is the "Field Marshall" of that site?"

You rang, evil one?

Diamond Jim
***********************

DJ,
you are in charge of tin soldiers????

I can't believe it...
;-(((
Serge (drum roll, please!) tin or plastic? plastic or tin? decissions, decissions....

Sharky + Extreme Green ...

What do you mean by "teamed up"?


Colin fuck, em, Colin

"Who is the "Field Marshall" of that site?"

You rang, evil one?

Diamond Jim

Congrats Cyberglide and Sharky. Extreme Green is looking bigger and better than ever.

Great idea with the traffic pool
Very Nice!


hi ho hi ho off to work I go...

Ryan No Consoles, Plus You Get Your Traffic Back!

another special announcement:

We at Extreme Green Partners are very please to announce that
Sharky from aaadultdesign.com and maxcashlive.com has now teamed up
with Extreme Green.

Sharky will bring his vast knowledge and excellent reputation
to help all our affiliates make much more $$$ everyday.

Sharky, we have very proud to have you as a teammate ;-))



Cybrglide Extreme Green Partners - No Exit Consoles Here ... Just Pure Traffic Back !!

timon, that old guy on your banner is a bit scary ... he's like a combination of einstein and ron jeremy @ 80

i'm off to catch some zzzz's ...

april has been a good month so far :-)

cj (vaginator) $50 per FREE signup, paid in advance!!

thanks for the reminder Serge, i'll contact Bruce a.s.a.p

;-))


Cybrglide Extreme Green Partners - No Exit Consoles Here ... Just Pure Traffic Back !!

http://www.oprano.com/

ahahahahahahahaha the goat and Serge in speedo's
Nick

BigS... keep boyT away from Mark's box! You know how he is with premature ejaculation! 8^)
----------------

I'll try but you know how these geeks get when they start playing with their hardware. ;)

Big_S Make the move....you won't regret it! ;)

A lot of time spent on the design.

Who is the "Field Marshall" of that site?
Nick

as for you checking JB....I think it's gonna be the other way around
*****
runnin' with the big dogs
lemmee lose the leash
8-)
runk got gay traffic? Send it here!

Mark,
don't forget Bruce...he asked for you specifically in the middle of his party,
seems like you left some impression with him
;-))
Serge (drum roll, please!) tin or plastic? plastic or tin? decissions, decissions....

Nick,
we don't have 12-17 years old here...brad is on the fact gathering expedition and has left the building
;-)))

Serge tin or plastic? plastic or tin? decissions, decissions....

cybrglide, ygm


cj (vaginator) $50 per FREE signup, paid in advance!!

Should work well with webmasters 11-17 yrs of age
---------------------------------
damn Nick, I thought it was an on-line game site.
I need to read things better:(

:))
Cybrglide Extreme Green Partners - Exclusive Affiliate Traffic Pool ...

Welcome back Cybrglide! Good luck with the new Extreme Green!

BigS... keep boyT away from Mark's box! You know how he is with premature ejaculation! 8^)


bpj (NO 3rd party CC risk!) NOBODY does 'em better!

Serge,

I haven't seen many comments on:
http://www.betabrigade.com

Should work well with webmasters 11-17 yrs of age

"Seems to be an army graced with swords,but better armed with fans"

;))


Nick Make a fortune in the Blackmarket

both make money of each other and cj's is in the middle with strap on and $1 mil to get her cut of the action...
-----------------------------------

it's all about doing good business on Oprano ...

wheres the coffee and donuts ? ... ohhh thats right this is the business center ;-))

Cybrglide Extreme Green Partners - Exclusive Affiliate Traffic Pool ...

Mr. Cash has recommended Jonas.
**********************************

yeap, Mr. Cash missed one heck of a party, but...I ate for both of us!
;-)))

as for you checking JB....I think it's gonna be the other way around
;-))
he grosses per quarter more than I grossed in my BEST year
;-)))
Serge 3rd party processor with 1997 conversion ratios

we're just 1 big happy oprano community there aint we?! :-)

serge, wave to me in canasta!!
cj (vaginator) $50 per FREE signup, paid in advance!!

thanks Timon,

btw, your proogy is doin real well also, stats look good ;-))


Cybrglide
**************************************

damn...
one comes with new console,
another with No Consoles,
both make money of each other and cj's is in the middle with strap on and $1 mil to get her cut of the action...
busy April
;-))

my job is done, time to save the Planet and play some chess on Yahoo!

see ya!
;-)))
Serge (drum roll, please!) 3rd party processor with 1997 conversion ratios

cj,

mark AT extremegreen DOT com


Cybrglide Extreme Green Partners - Exclusive Affiliate Traffic Pool ...

cybrglide, what's your email addy?
cj (vaginator) $50 per FREE signup, paid in advance!!

serge,
me....serious??

thanks.
I'll check 'em both out
BTW
Mr. Cash has recommended Jonas. I heard he just threw some great party.
runk got gay traffic? Send it here!

Runk, you got it!!!!

if you are serious about gay traffic, there are 2 names come to mind to make deals:
JB from NetManagement
Jonas from Zooted

both are floridians and might get you in the mix of things
;-)))
Serge (drum roll, please!) 3rd party processor with 1997 conversion ratios

thanks Timon,

btw, your proogy is doin real well also, stats look good ;-))


Cybrglide Extreme Green Partners - Exclusive Affiliate Traffic Pool ...

serge,

want me to fix HTML?
;-)))
********
i got it. (I think)


runk got gay traffic? Send it here!

That's an awesome new proggy cyberglide!

Congrats! ;-)

Timon (Are you a player?) No stolen designs here! ;-)

strapon is only to scare em ... :-)

edd, *wink*

big S, they got mine and dravyk's awards mixed up ... we swapped before night was over!!

So Big S, want to broker some of that exit traffic of your webmasters off to us? :-)
cj (vaginator) $50 per FREE signup, paid in advance!!

(parts of NJ smell the same)
)()()()()()()()()()(

No Serge, thats a totally
different smell. Sewage
and dead, rotting bodies
create the NJ smell.
:-))
voodooman (Do you TRUST that I'm straight?)

i'd love to have a man say that to me ... that's so romantic ...

cj
*******************

uh-uh-uh! before you put strap on or after?
;-))
Serge hosting wanna be's??? I don't think so!

That part of the state smells like one giant fart! ;)
************************
Ah, try driving by the chicken farms in these parts :) Especially when it's hot and humid - you can usually whiff one from about 1/4 of a mile away - and they are ALL OVER the place!


Peaches

i'd love to have a man say that to me ... that's so romantic ...
----------------

Didn't you receive the "most shaggable" award at the PHB? I bet you hear that all the time ;)

Big_S 70% recurring...what are you waiting for?!?!

CJ - All you have to do is ask! ;)

Cyberglide - the proggy looks good! Congrats to you and Sharky on the RETURN of EXTREME GREEN!!!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Night of the Living Webmasters!

OK, Serge
my site is now Oprano enhanced and
ozone free
8-)
runk
*********************

runk, enhanced - YES,
ozone free - NO.
I clicked on it and exit console popped in my face instead of the board
;-(((

want me to fix HTML?
;-)))
Serge (drum roll, please!) hosting wanna be's??? I don't think so!

Sounds like a plan Big S..

gotta love that mach10hosting Service:-)

http://www.mach10hosting.com
sharky Become a Partner in Success!

My boy T is working on your box now. ;)
---

i'd love to have a man say that to me ... that's so romantic ...

cj (vaginator) $50 per FREE signup, paid in advance!!

OK, Serge
my site is now Oprano enhanced and
ozone free
8-)
runk got gay traffic? Send it here!